http://www.getdshirts.com/

hah what the heck?

Screech's

He was on Howard Stern the other day pitching his t-shirts. They were also discussing that he has a 10 1/2" cock. Weird.

with a cock like that, he can be a male prosty on the streets.

He was complaining about it -- said he hates it when it hangs in the water when he takes a shit.

I wonder how many pre-teen girls' lives will be shattered when they find out Screech is better hung than Slater. I also wonder how many lives will be shattered when those pre-teen girls realize that they're twenty years too old to be considered pre-teen girls.

a homeless screech...what is the world coming to?

read the story, its actually pretty fucked up
if i had disposable income i'd get one

i sent it to a friend of mine and here was his reply:
Poor Screech made more money in one year, than I've seen in my entire life. He's also acted in in multiple television series post-Saved By the Bell.. Either this is fake, or he's just a moron. The business world is a cruel place. There were a number of lenders at his dispose. Also, his bank can't just randomly call his mortgage. He pays them interest for a loan over an extend period of time (say 30 years). If he signed a doc. requiring him to pay it back in a shorter term, the rate would've been lower. As such, there are laws to protect consumer against this. If the buyer agrees to the terms set by the lender, so too the lender agrees by default. SO, if they called his mortgage, he wasn't paying it.

I read the little sob story, and I have come to this conclusion.
Fuck Screech.
His commercials alone, annoyed me throughout the 80's/90's, and I could give two fucks and a handjob, if hes living in a box with his 10 inch prick.

He should get into porn.

powerkok said:

who's up for some saved by the bell themed porn?

Give money to another asshole who'd never do the same for me? Whynot.

the sauce you can have, the secret shes a mine!