I bought a bed frame tonight from this guy off Craigslist. While I was in his apartment I took the grossest most disgusting diarrhea dump ever in his bathroom. I think the bathroom mirror actually shattered. It was the most costly $25 he ever made.

Was there any shrapnel left in the bowl?

That takes some guts. I hate shitting places other than my own home.

I've taken a dump at the El N Gee, the Met Cafe, and the Boston Public Library.

I fear nothing.

impressive....but- Have you ever shit at the Palladium downstairs??

I have. But it was a few years ago.

upstairs and down. now that i think about it i've got a lot of stomach problems for a straightedge kid.

i'll never drop one at the living room though. never ever.

i was just about to ask... the real balls come into play if you drop a load at the livingroom.

i draw the line at the living room. my earliest memory of that place is walking in there and seeing row of flimsy urinals and a smashed toilet where the stall should have been.

you're all fucked. i'd rather shit in a dunkn donuts cup and throw it at passer bys

the words "dump" and "inappropriate" do not go together. anytime and anyplace is appropriate to pinch a loaf.

i had diarrhea at o'briens last month, just as IWEIPH started playing.

Coincidence? I think not.

right before i took my dump i asked jeff what my chances were of catching an STD from the toilet and he told me it was very likely.