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returntothepit >> discuss >> So I almost farted on my Physical Therapist today. by notorious_D.U.G. on Jun 7,2006 10:22pm
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toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Jun 7,2006 10:22pm edited Jun 7,2006 10:44pm
When I got home from work today I went and squatted a grump. But realizing I was running behind schedule I had to cut it short. Bad move. All the way there I felt the poopquakes in my guts and knew it was only a matter of time.

So I get there and the first thing she does is give me a low back massage. She's kinda cute so it was all good. I started to get all relaxed. Then it dawned on me . . . I could at any moment now gas her. That ruined the whole experience. My feet were twitching. I started sweating. No way I could enjoy myself after that.

It started getting real scary when I had to turn over and do knee to chest bends. It was like a Mr. Wizard experiment trying to keep that shit contained. Oh well.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jun 7,2006 10:39pm
best thread ever.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jun 7,2006 10:42pm
your physical therpaist has a today?



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Jun 7,2006 10:44pm
hahah. shut up. I even edited that in. i'm stupid. it was supposed to be therapist's hand today but I forgot hand.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jun 7,2006 10:52pm
hahaha it's all good

you should've gone through man...instead of dreading the remaining moments of your massage you would've found them to be hilarious



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Jun 7,2006 10:56pm
yeah but I still have to look her in the eyes and talk to her for 8 more weeks. I'd probably be pawned off on to another therapist. Or she would've left her husband for me. who knows?



toggletoggle post by mcmahon  at Jun 8,2006 12:48am
haha, first thread i clicked on.



toggletoggle post by animalrampage at Jun 8,2006 1:31am
Brilliant



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Jun 9,2006 4:07pm
It's official, back rubs make me want to fart. Don't really understand it, but it's true. Had another visit today. The chamber was clear but I still had the urge to fumigate. I need to stop being such a pussy and commit to farting on her and just get it the fuck out of the way already.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 9,2006 4:28pm



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Jun 9,2006 5:00pm
i have physical therapy tonight; maybe i'll harbor some fumes for my therapist. her name is sheila and she has a wicked 80's perm



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Jun 9,2006 5:49pm
maybe you'll straighten that perm with an SBD.



toggletoggle post by yeti at Jun 9,2006 6:49pm
love the gas man, LOVE IT

this is why we're here



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 9,2006 8:17pm
10/10 thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2006 8:19pm
i have to go squat a grump right now.



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