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returntothepit >> discuss >> !!!!!!!!!!BOB SAGET!!!!!!!! by the_reverend on Jun 7,2006 7:16pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2006 7:16pm
Hampton Beach is Proud to Present…

ACTOR/COMEDIAN BOB SAGET
At the Casino Ballroom on July 8th!



"BOB SAGET'S STAND-UP - IT AIN'T "FULL HOUSE!"

(It's comedy for adults -- and people with really good fake ID's!)



From the HBO hit series, "Entourage" and "The Aristocrats"

Yes, Bob Saget starred on two of the most family-friendly shows network TV has ever produced "Full House and America’s Funniest Videos”, but he's also a whip-smart standup comedian for over twenty years. As anyone who remembers his scene-stealing cameos in "Half Baked", "Dumb & Dumberer", the Showtime series "Huff," to his recent appearances in "The Aristocrats." and HBO's hit series, Entourage will attest, there's something utterly hilarious about seeing the clean cut, boyishly charming Saget embracing his dark side. From directing MGM's feature film "Dirty Work" and producing the highly acclaimed ABC television movie,

"For Hope," to starring in the, critically acclaimed, off-Broadway play, "Privilege," Bob Saget shows no sign of stopping...Ever. His decidedly adult brand of comedy, which deals with life as a single dad, dating, divorce, and any questions you had about “Full House,” will leave you looking at Saget in a whole new light.



Bob Saget’s new movie, “FARCE OF THE PENGUINS” will hit the big screen this summer! Yes it’s March turns Farce. “Farce Of The Penguins” is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson , sending up Morgan Freeman's voiceovers in "the other Penguin movie." Joining Jackson is a host of America's top comedians who teamed up for this hilarious new spoof of the Oscar-winning documentary. The Mocumentary was written, produced and directed by Saget and producer David Permut for Thinkfilms (who also distributed “The Aristocrats”). Farce tells the story of one penguin's search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his buddies on their way to a hedonistic mating ritual." The film blends real wildlife footage with a hilariously rated-R screenplay. The voice cast includes Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Alexander, James Belushi, Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Lewis Black, Mo'Nique, Tracy Morgan and scores of guest cameo comedy star appearances.



Currently Bob can be seen on BLOWIN’ UP, a new MTV series starring his friends Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone, where his music video, “ROLLIN’ WITH SAGET” is also being run in regular video rotation this summer.



Showtime: 8:00PM

Tickets: $29.00 (General Admission)/$38.00 (Reserved) / $47.00 (Gold)

Call 603-929-4100 or log on to www.casinoballroom.com

The Casino Ballroom is located at: 169 Ocean Blvd, Hampton Beach, NH 03843-0477




toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jun 7,2006 7:21pm
"YOU EVER SUCK DICK FOR COKE?"



toggletoggle post by SACAPAPADOO   at Jun 7,2006 7:26pm
dude bob saget is one dirty mutha fucka



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 7,2006 7:41pm
Did you see the episode of "Blowin' Up" where he comes on and raps with Jamie Kennedy? Fucking guy is awesome.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jun 7,2006 7:53pm
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
Did you see the episode of "Blowin' Up" where he comes on and raps with Jamie Kennedy? Fucking guy is awesome.


yes, i laughed my ass off



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 7,2006 8:37pm
Never heard his stand up routine, but anything else I seen him on was annoying as fuck



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 7,2006 8:57pm
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
Did you see the episode of "Blowin' Up" where he comes on and raps with Jamie Kennedy? Fucking guy is awesome.


Jamie Kennedy is a douche bag and his show is gayer than the fuckin easter bunny.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 7,2006 8:57pm
^^^^^^^^^^
Me



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jun 7,2006 9:09pm
Gay or not, Bob Saget rapping is still funny.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 7,2006 9:16pm
I guess bob saget as anything but a lame citcom dad is funny. I once heard some of his stand up and I have to say that I was taken back by its sheer vulgarity.



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Jun 7,2006 9:21pm
Bob Saget is the funniest comedian ever.... Cause you just don't expect it.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 7,2006 9:22pm
DEATH2ALL said:
Bob Saget is the funniest comedian ever.... Cause you just don't expect it.


exactly, just like the classic half baked one liner about suckin dick for crack.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2006 9:39pm
how come no one has quoted turrets man?



toggletoggle post by SACAPAPADOO   at Jun 7,2006 9:46pm
tourettes guy is amazing,thats what i thought this post was about originally," YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!! PISSSSS!!!!! go count your dick!!"
theres other episodes that arnt on the website that are on youtube.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 7,2006 9:49pm
I was thinking the same thing

"who;s the fag with the tuba"
"dont you ever talk about my dick! when I'm not around"

"Dont talk shit about total"



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jun 7,2006 10:31pm
DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

DAMNIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!

MENS ASSES



toggletoggle post by SeedBassist at Jun 7,2006 11:26pm
YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS, AND TAKE A TWO-HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!

Guy: WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS!
Son: Right here dad
Guy: THROW 'EM OVER HERE!
Son: *Throws*
Guy: OWW! MOTHERFUCKER YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!
Son: sorry....
Guy: YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD......*picks up paper towels* I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!

classic stuff.......



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 7,2006 11:35pm
I saw Bob Saget last month and it was by far one of the best stand up bits Ive seen....He is the dirtiest motherfucker on the face of the planet but got a different appeal in the mainstream by doing Full House. Check him out and see what he has to say about doing that show....fucking hilarious



toggletoggle post by RichHappy at Jun 7,2006 11:40pm
fuck salt!



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 7,2006 11:51pm
TheGreatSpaldino said:

DAMNIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!



hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 10,2006 10:05pm
Are there are ringtones that say "You're banned"?



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 16,2006 11:19am
I wanna see him and everyone else at the Opie and Anthony Comedy Tour at the Centrum.
Jim Norton is a sick and funny motherfucker too.



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what day is it?



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