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returntothepit >> discuss >> man with two of each animal seen heading down route 495 by the_reverend on May 13,2006 8:33am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 13,2006 8:33am
seriously, why the hell is it raining so much. did we piss off God again? must be the lack of sodomy. geterdun people.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 13,2006 8:39am
stop fuckin posting and pay attention to the road ...



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at May 13,2006 8:41am
You pissed off God a long time ago.

I assure you there is no lack of sodomy going on.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 13,2006 8:54am
original sin?



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at May 13,2006 12:43pm
Dudes you aint be reading ya bibles. God said "never shall I deluge the earth again" which is a lie because he floods tons of places, just not the entire earth.

I used to have obsessive dreams about how cool it would be if it wer elike waterworld



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 13,2006 1:00pm
it so sunny in saratoga.
I'm going to get a sun burn.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 13,2006 1:02pm
DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH!



toggletoggle post by The Mariner at May 13,2006 2:31pm
Dry land is a myth! Because I've sailed farther than most have ever dreamed, and I've never seen it.



toggletoggle post by weymouthdoug   at May 13,2006 2:41pm
two words
homo sexual



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at May 13,2006 8:15pm
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:

I used to have obsessive dreams about how cool it would be if it wer elike waterworld


So you were the 1 person in the world who like that movie ,huh?



toggletoggle post by Jugulator at May 13,2006 8:33pm
Well I think its raining so much lately because it was a fairly dry,mild winter.But now we're getting to much damn rain.The river near my house is gonna fucking flood!!!



toggletoggle post by Jugulator at May 13,2006 8:34pm
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:
Dudes you aint be reading ya bibles. God said "never shall I deluge the earth again" which is a lie because he floods tons of places, just not the entire earth.

I used to have obsessive dreams about how cool it would be if it wer elike waterworld



AFTER THE DELUGE!!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2006 5:01pm
my basement is flooded so I can't take a shower or use the toilets.

STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED
in nh and ma. I'm driving through a bunch of the towns that are on the list of places that the national gaurd has been called to. plus, we are going to get another foot of rain by tuesday. that is crazy. it had best not rain again until l october.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 14,2006 5:05pm
the_reverend said:
my basement is flooded so I can't take a shower or use the toilets.


HE JUST SAID TO LIMIT IT...i'm still flushing and washing




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 14,2006 5:15pm
i can't wait to see east millbury by tuesday...we had rain like this last year and the blackstone river flooded like a light tampon on a heavy day



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2006 5:25pm
carina, what he said was to pee in my mouth and lick you hands clean



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 14,2006 5:27pm
you're just looking for an excuse to shit everywhere and not have to bathe



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2006 5:38pm
always



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 14,2006 5:56pm
the_reverend said:
carina, what he said was to pee in my mouth and lick you hands clean


hah!
but yer not home...fine, no laundry..though I had planned on doing it today so that sucks...I filled up the dish washer too...things had best be better tomorrow...

i just want the damned rain to stop...



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at May 14,2006 5:57pm
It is scientifically impossible for God to flood the earth.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at May 14,2006 5:58pm
as Aqua man controlls the oceans, not God.



toggletoggle post by little mitch at May 14,2006 6:14pm
im going to build a boat



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 14,2006 7:09pm
the weather channel's weather.com 10-day forecast says rain until NEXT tuesday



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2006 7:21pm
forecast is rain until tuesday, then clearing for 1/2 a day. then some storm in Kentucky will come up here for wed into thurday. once that is past, clear until the weekend where there will be rain. so tuesday night and thursday night into friday look like no rain.
all the national guard out.

parts of derry nh are being evacuated. no school there. no matter what, I'm sure I will still have work.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 14,2006 7:22pm
h-mop's house got flooded



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at May 14,2006 10:12pm
the_reverend said:
my basement is flooded so I can't take a shower or use the toilets.

STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED
in nh and ma. I'm driving through a bunch of the towns that are on the list of places that the national gaurd has been called to. plus, we are going to get another foot of rain by tuesday. that is crazy. it had best not rain again until l october.


Hurray for NH! Fuck this rain shit



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 15,2006 1:13am
fuck you rain




toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 15,2006 1:14am
New England Floods Force Hundreds to Flee
CONCORD, N.H. - Torrential rain forced hundreds of people from their homes in parts of New England on Sunday, as water flowed over dams and washed out roads.

The governors of New Hampshire and Massachusetts declared states of emergency, activating the National Guard to help communities respond to the storm. Maine's governor also declared a state of emergency for one county.

"It's a very serious situation," said New Hampshire Gov. John Lynch, adding that forecasters were predicting 12 to 15 inches of rain by the end of the storm in parts of southern New Hampshire. "It continues to change and the situation continues to worsen."

In some towns, police and fire crews used boats to get people out of their homes and stranded cars after hundreds of roads were damaged. Others got around in kayaks. Some towns shut down, not letting anyone pass except emergency vehicles.

"The town is cut right in half," said Glenn Laramie, police chief in Andover, N.H.

A dam in Milton, N.H., was in danger of failing, which could send a 10-foot wall of water downstream, the National Weather Service said in a bulletin. People downstream were being evacuated in the town.

The state Office of Emergency Management said at least a dozen dams were being closely watched.

In Massachusetts, cars were pulled from flooded streets in downtown Peabody, about 20 miles north of Boston, and about 300 people were evacuated from an apartment complex for seniors. Businesses stacked sandbags at their doors, trying to prevent damage from water that at one point rose to waist-deep.

"I have no heat, I have no hot water, and my cellar is flooded up to its tippy top," said Esther Gibely, who sought shelter at Peabody Veterans Memorial High School.

About 150 residents in Melrose, Mass., had to leave their homes after sewage lines were overwhelmed, backing up into houses, said Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney.

About 10 communities in the northeast section of the state opened temporary shelters, Romney said.

Some parts of New Hampshire had seen 7 inches of rain by midday Sunday and forecasters said up to 5 more inches might come during the day.

About 100 residents were evacuated from their homes in Wakefield, N.H., because of concerns about two dams in the area.

Officials also reported a railroad culvert and embankment washed out in Milton, with train tracks suspended in midair. And the local emergency management office in Hooksett said the town essentially was closed because so many roads were flooded.

Tom Johnson said water was flowing on Sunday into the basement of his Salem home, where a pump that handles 1,500 gallons of water an hour was not keeping up.

"My back yard is an ocean," Johnson said. "It looks like the beach."

Flooding in New Hampshire in October killed seven people, carried off homes and washed away miles of roads down to bedrock.

In Maine, flooding was reported on 60 roads in the southern part of the state, said governor's spokeswoman Crystal Canney. More than 50 homes in Sanford and several in Kennebunk also were evacuated, state officials said.

Several shelters were opened up across the affected region.

"We were just an average American family thinking about maybe a summer vacation this year and now we're homeless," said Yetta Chin, who sought shelter at a Kennebunk fire station with her husband, their three children and a dog.




toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 15,2006 1:19am
FLOOD WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
1142 PM EDT SUN MAY 14 2006
MAC009-017-021-025-NHC011-151130-
1142 PM EDT SUN MAY 14 2006
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TAUNTON HAS ISSUED A
* FLOOD WARNING FOR URBAN AREAS AND SMALL STREAMS IN...
ESSEX COUNTY IN EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...NEWBURYPORT...LYNN...LAWRENCE...
GLOUCESTER...BEVERLY
EASTERN MIDDLESEX COUNTY IN EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...WALTHAM...SOMERVILLE...NEWTON...
LOWELL...CAMBRIDGE
NORTH CENTRAL NORFOLK COUNTY IN EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF BROOKLINE
SUFFOLK COUNTY IN EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF BOSTON
HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY IN SOUTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...NASHUA...MANCHESTER
* UNTIL 730 AM EDT MONDAY
* THE CONVEYOR BELT OF DEEP MOISTURE OFF THE ATLANTIC WILL CONTINUE
TO FEED BANDS OF BRIEFLY HEAVY SHOWERS ACROSS NORTHEAST
MASSACHUSETTS INTO SOUTH CENTRAL NEW HAMPSHIRE. THE PRIMARY TARGET
OF THE 1 TO 3 INCH MIDNIGHT TO 8AM RAINFALL WILL BE...ESSEX COUNTY
OF NORTHEAST MASSACHUSETTS AND THE EASTERN AND NORTHERN PARTS OF
HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE.
EVEN BOSTON INTO EXTREME NORTHEAST NORFOLK COUNTY MAY RECEIVE
ANOTHER INCH OF RAIN OVERNIGHT.
ALREADY WIDESPREAD 9 TO 11 INCH STORM TOTALS HAVE OCCURRED IN THE
INTERSTATE 93 CORRIDOR FROM MANCHESTER TO JUST NORTH OF BOSTON.
THIS RAINFALL WILL KEEP SMALL STREAMS RISING IN ESSEX COUNTY WHERE
THE PARKER AND IPSWICH RIVERS WILL CREST CLOSE TO THE FLOOD OF
RECORD LATER MONDAY MORNING. THE ABERJONA AT WINCHESTER IS IN MAJOR
FLOOD AS WELL. THE SAUGUS RIVER IS IN MAJOR FLOOD...STILL HEADING
TO A CREST AT ITS HIGHEST POINT DURING ITS STILL SHORT PERIOD OF
RECORD.
A FLOOD WARNING MEANS THAT FLOODING IS IMMINENT OR HAS BEEN REPORTED.
STREAM RISES WILL BE STEADY AND FLASH FLOODING IS NOT EXPECTED.
HOWEVER...ALL INTERESTED PARTIES SHOULD TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS
IMMEDIATELY. FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF LOCAL OFFICIALS AND DO NOT CROSS
FLOODED ROADS.
LAT...LON 4216 7124 4236 7084 4271 7044 4317 7140
4327 7208 4270 7169 4265 7153
$$
DRAG




toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at May 15,2006 2:18am
mwhahaha Mabool! This is making me quite jolly, I just drove home from work an hour ago and the Nashua river were it passes under route three is swelling like crazy.

haha Nashua alaso proves it's awesomeness again by not closing it's schools even though both high schools are only 100 feet away from the river, even though Hudson and Hollis have closed their schools, it's just like two winters ago when it was -30 for a week straight and they didn't close school until some kid died.


man and my room is in the basement.



toggletoggle post by damn at May 15,2006 8:27am
yeah my basement is flooded also. it sucks because the house was just built in 2004 and you'd think the builder would have thought about this. i have a small room in the basement that has all the networking and cable gear/boxes/routers and its all flooded. what a mess. but i guess you can't stop nature.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 15,2006 9:18am
all the roads coming home last night from RI were flooded. route 1 north from boston was flooded just before where you get on 95. all you could do was turn back around and head for boston (and pay a $3 toll) so I cut down backroads which were also flooded.

95 south of the NH toll booth was flooded and the road was down to one breakdown lane.

coming in to work this morning, zero street lights working anywhere and the cops just standing there doing nothing.



toggletoggle post by Morbid_Mike at May 15,2006 9:19am
ARMAGEDDON!!!



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at May 15,2006 9:26am
Yeah, I'm going to start building my ark tonight. I have to drive through Revere to get home, and I have to put paddles through my car windows to get through.



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at May 15,2006 10:52am
sweet!!!

/sarcasm

figures things have to be all fucked up with the north eastern leg of the SoB/KotC tour...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 15,2006 12:48pm
I was worried about aaron driving home last night...



toggletoggle post by Man_of_the_Century at May 15,2006 1:13pm
Sacreligion said:
i can't wait to see east millbury by tuesday...we had rain like this last year and the blackstone river flooded like a light tampon on a heavy day


The blackstone still isn't at the level it was last year (but its getting there). The rivers won't crest till the day after it stops raining. Thats when the fun starts. I have to start taking trips to NH later this week. Anyone got a boat I can use?



toggletoggle post by BSV@school at May 15,2006 1:29pm
if the rain keeps up, it won't come down!



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