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returntothepit >> discuss >> I almost had to break mah foot off in someone's ass tonight by MarkFuckingRichards on May 12,2006 2:03am
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toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 12,2006 2:03am edited May 12,2006 2:05am
so my family came down to my illustration show tonight, in new bedford. when they left, my mom had to drive up to the gallery to pick up my dad because he's on crutches from foot surgery. as he's getting in the car, we see a full bottle of pepsi fly at the front bumper of the car. the mrs. saw the kid who did it, some dumbass in a blood for blood shirt. she started yelling at him and almost went to go kick his ass, but my mom had to stop her from causing even more of a scene. the kid denied it was him, even though we saw him do it and laugh about it, the fucking idiot. i started walking over to him and he got all nervous, but my mother told me not to. so i waited until my family left to go find the kid, but he was gone. i milled about for a bit, then went back to the gallery, and saw the kid again. once he saw me walking towards him he started inching back into his friends and eventually disappeared. it's times like these i wish i wasn't so crippled, because that kid needed his back broken. who the fuck throws a full bottle of pepsi at a dude on crutches?! arg.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 12,2006 2:05am
pretty fucking lame.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 12,2006 2:06am
no shit. i hope i see him around so i can sodomize him with a fire hydrant.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at May 12,2006 2:08am
seriously, no need for any of that retardness.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 12,2006 2:10am
fah shizzle. if my dad wasn't on crutches he would have stuffed the kid's face with a fucking richards fist pie. my dad is huge. my friends call him stone cold richards, haha



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 12,2006 3:32am
sounds like you know what to do with the crutches, when youre all healed up!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 12,2006 7:28am
hah, i'm not on crutches anymore. my knee just has no strength so i couldn't run after him. i'll know what to do with the crutches when my dad is healed up though, haha



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at May 12,2006 8:00am
pepsi sucks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2006 8:03am
WTF, that's my move. assholes stealing my moves.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 12,2006 11:08am
no shit. if it was coca cola i totally would have understood.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at May 12,2006 11:35am
MarkFuckingRichards said:
no shit. i hope i see him around so i can sodomize him with a fire hydrant.


*raises hand*

Me first!




toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 12,2006 2:22pm
don't worry niccolai, you'll get yours.



toggletoggle post by rotivore at May 12,2006 3:11pm
careful..........that kid might be in FSU.



toggletoggle post by CTborderpatrol at May 12,2006 3:14pm
rotivore said:
careful..........that kid might be in FSU.


hence why hes not tough by himself



toggletoggle post by Troll at May 13,2006 12:07am
Punch a hole through his head.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 14,2006 10:09pm
i doubt he's in FSU. the kid was probably 16 years old and was hanging around with a bunch of indie kids. that doesn't sound like FSU material to me. either way, i'm sure if he's in FSU and they heard about him throwing a bottle of pepsi at an old woman's car while a guy on crutches with a huuuuge cast on his foot got in...they'd beat his ass too, haha.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 14,2006 11:59pm
If that kid was a wall, he would no longer exist.
Seriously Mark, what is with some wannabe tough guy throwing shit at a car with people in crutches?
Unreal.



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