'World's oldest person' turns 128

SAN AGUSTIN, El Salvador - Friends and relatives of Cruz Hernandez’s gathered Wednesday to celebrate her 128th birthday, a milestone that might make her the world’s oldest person.

Hernandez, who relatives say spends most of her time dozing and no longer speaks, was surrounded by some 200 people at her party, some bearing a cake and others dressed as Salvadoran mythological heroes.

According to national records, Hernandez was born on May 3, 1878, in one of the country’s central provinces, where she gave birth to 13 children. She now has 60 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren and 25 great-great grandchildren.

National birth registry officials sent Hernandez’s documents to the Guinness World Records organization last year but have yet to hear whether the case was accepted.

Guinness claims Ecuadorean Maria Esther de Capovilla is the world’s oldest living woman at age 116.

According to the organization, the longest any woman has ever lived is 122 years. The oldest man was 120 when he died in 1986.

youd get the tip in and shed die.

so yeah, id fuck her.

i'd fuck her for the story

I'd fuck her for the ...

Hell, I'd do it for nothing.

it must suck to be half alive

would you fuck that?

niccolai said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

MANBEARPIG!!!!

dude what the fuck is that

i think its the guy from BANE.

dude thats fucking scary real or not it should be exterminiated due to seriously giving me the fear of global domination

I'm going to have nightmares now.

is it supposed to be a sculpture? it looks like they're in an art gallery or something

KeithMutiny said:

hahahahahaha....that made me laugh the strangest laugh i ever did laugh

I laughed at that too, hahah

You guys laughed?

all I did was jerk off at it.


I'm always open to new experiences.