Poop, farts, and vomit stories belong here. I have appointed myself "moderator of useless and disgusting stories."

My little cousin barfed in my pool once. Good times...

This morning.....I dropped some floating poo that looked like little slinky's all bunched up. It turned into a brown / beige dust cloud in the bowl upon flushing. It was insane man, insane.

my poop story:
I was watching MOD and mr. milano asked if anyone had any requests and someone yelled out "poop is good"
then end.

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Jeez Rev,

I wonder what fuckin' idiot would yell something like that??!!

i would... but it would be more awkward than "poop is good"... like last night... i yelled out "buzz aldrin!" for no reason after a structure of lies song or atleast i think it was them...

My poo story: my band name has to do with it..............and i knew you would be in this post spalding hahahahaha.

thegreatspaldino said:

Guy: stuff about drunk driving.
Old dude: I NEED A DRINK!!!

old dood: is anyone getting laid tonight?

nice

lol @ pre-headbutt RustedAngel post

wasn't there a Richhorror story where he was getting a blowjob from a naked fat girl and when she stood up there was a shitstain on the mattress where she was sitting?

Inferior people.