That dude is rad, discuss.

I have to agree with you there. Serge is the man.

Dude's a maniac!

He spilled his beer all over me during Cryptic Warning's set Friday, but I didn't care because he's fucking Serge.

i saw that. is that his claim to fame?

is he the crazy russian guy? if so, that guy is awesome.

LEATHER PANTS

Theres a couple of crazy russian guys. The blonde one is Max and the taller one with black hair is Serge. Both are crazy but in completely different ways.

those guys definately kicked ass

serge is awesome indeed...

I actually prefer talking about rape

I saw serge single handedly lift up a pinto and throw it down harvard ave

SERGE IS BILL BRASKY

Christraper said:

serge is definitely the one i was thinking of. he rules.

CNV said:

I saw him bring three girls to orgasm all at once simply by asking them what time it was in Russian.

Serge and Max got into a russian fight in Cryptic Warning's van. Then they made out.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

they were both dressed up as Elvis at the time\'

We were in Jersey with Max and we stopped at a full service station and max goes "Get out of the car and pump your gas you lazy fucking American." I know it doesnt sound like much reading it but hearing him say it in his thick Russian accent amost made me piss myself laughing.

I saw Serge turn water into beer.

hahahah

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

klinka molinka

20 scene points if you can spot the Russian metal head in this pic!


(Disclaimer: Yes, I know....This picture definitely does lack a female presence and yes I do realize that this could be filed under "Heavy Metal Sausage Party")

Hahaha

nice

Notice Chug has the invisible slinky

THEES FUCKING KLINKA MOLINKA FUCKING BULLSHIT

I remember Staples and I were talking to him at the Library last june and he was saying he was going to get deported because of some FUCKING BULLSHIT with an ex of his.

exgirlfriends = shit

you can say anything to argue with that, but you'll be wrong.

There should be a message board about what shows Serge and Max will be at so we can plan our weekends accordingly.

I thought this was going to be about the short lived energy drink from the 90s

Troll said:



I can spot Serge....3rd person from the right...and I see that right next to him, is Dan robinson....the doomy/sad/slow metal son of a bitch

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

Yeah, but it was funnier when they came in all pissed off that Powerglove sampled some sacred Russian beat.

Serge rules, he makes Boston, Boston. In fact all the immigrants rule, especially the Latinos. We can't forget Johan either, Serge is actually going to Austria visit him for two weeks soon.

But the other night in Somerville, when we were in drinking in Serge's van, there were several hot non metal girls walking to and from their cars and Serge is sitting there, blasting Krieg - Destruction Ritual, banging his head with the fist in the car, yelling "METAL" in the faces of all the girls. Then afterwards we brought both russians to our friends house, apparently the two of them went off on a few college kids about how easy they have it, which was sweet cause the college kids left. I fucking love Serge.

I remember max yelling at serge saturday in somerville about walking around with beer and how "we are not in russia now, you get arrested for this" and serge just looks up and goes "i do what i fucking want" and pounds the rest of the beer and dropped it, so me and jim from NSN kinda hid it under someones tire haha.

in russia serge drives you

the_reverend said:

HAHAHAHA!

Dissector said:

double HAHAHAHA!

serge is a maniac. i haven't seen that guy in a long time.

There should be some sort of study to determine if "Fucking Bullshit" is the most popular negative phrase among eastern European immigrants.

you might be onto something there

That dude is the man. I worked at some shit-ass Wholefoods warehouse in Everett for a few months and one day this fucking nutcase with a crazy accent and a Amon shAmarth irt walks in and starts shuckin' jive. We used to cruise bowls at lunch in my car with this other crazy Costa Rican dude who used to talk fast as fuck when he got stoned.

Hahaha, and his Jeep or minivan or whatever was such a piece of shit, that thing was falling apart.