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returntothepit >> discuss >> Metal: Celtic Frost, Beherit, Supuration, Bathory by infoterror on Apr 16,2006 1:10am
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toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 16,2006 1:10am edited Apr 16,2006 6:24am
THE DARK LEGIONS ARCHIVE
METAL REVIEWS

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Most reviews include 30-second MP3 samples, cover scan, tracklist and background info on band.

NEW REVIEWS

Battering-ram later work from this groundbreaker.
Bathory - Octagon

Finnish cult black metal/organic electronic noise.
Beherit - HIV+4ou12.c

Polish old school death metal.
Betrayer - Calamity

Gurgling, chortling, occult German grind.
Blood - Impulse to Destroy review and MP3 samples

Helped invent the genre, now struggling to come back.
Celtic Frost - Vanity/Nemesis, Monotheist, Cold Lake and Into the Pandemonium

Norwegian folk-metal goes psychedelic rock.
Enslaved - Monumension, Mardraum, Eld and RUUN reviews

Burzumic ambient sweeping black metal.
I Shalt Become

Progressive metal from France.
Supuration/SUP - The Cube, Chronophobia, Room Seven

Classic NWOBHM with a doom influence.
Witchfinder General - Live '83

ASSORTED REVIEWS

Sombrous "Transcending the Umbra", Emit/Vrolok "Split", Nightbringer "Rex Ex Ordine Throni", Polluted Inheritance "Ecocide", Ankhreg, Vinterland "Welcome My Last Chapter," Warhorse "Warhorse"

Thanks for reading.

THE DARK LEGIONS ARCHIVE
4-15-06




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 16,2006 9:12am
who is Veronica Moser?



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 16,2006 9:25am
WHY I AM GLAD YOU ASSKED.

Explanation:

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1364830

"Professional" sites:

http://www.veronica-moser.com/
http://www.veronicamoser.com/

SHE'S GOT NOTHING ON YOU, BABE, BUT VERONICA IS STILL THE COPROQUEEN OF MY DREAMS.

(SPLAT)



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 16,2006 10:27am
Oh I get it, you saw the "I heart porn" stickers on my guitars

that explains everything

almost



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 16,2006 11:11am
ACTUALLY, AM NOT A FAN OF PORN
BUT
VERONICA MOSER RULES

I AM A TROLL
REMEMBER?

WE LIKE COPROPHAGIA, HORSE ANAL, GENOCIDE AND FISTING



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 17,2006 12:30am edited Apr 17,2006 12:31am
bathory's octagon sucks, probably the worst bathory album



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