well, everyone know how much I owe to carina (succubus), so she would be the obvious pick out of all you retards and I would fill up 100 pages of this with odes to her beauty and help.
and I could say something nice about maiden1 for always saying such nice/perverted things about carina's pictures.

RULES: post something nice about some one (s) else on this board. don't suck someone's cock. don't suck my cock. this is just to say something nice about someone else on this board. Just think, you could say something nice about someone and then they will blog about it on myspace and not only will you be famous, but you will give another person in this "scene" the warm fuzzies.
+ scene points for funny nice things

++ scene points if it's not "obvious" that you would thank that people (eg: richhorror saying joenc has a pretty mouth; obvious.
me saying carina's got a tight ass; obvious.
me saying cdownz cause he's been a supporter for years, always supports metal, always is into brutal shit, and checks in though hes been gone for a while; not obvious)

- scene points for bringing up shit or contradicting nice things that other people said (eg: el justin saying that carina is an awesome photographer and is great for taking the promos shows of them and then someone saying "but they paid her for that"). don't rain on the parade.


with those stipulations laid out that you are going to break within seconds.

I will say that brian_dc is a super nice dude. he's smart and funny. girls, you should steal him away from cav. Also, his 2Ghz brian calculates guitar riffs with a nice floating point algorithm that does 1 teraflop!

I am madly in love with Tommy Cooch.

im going to nominate you aaron for coming up with such a nice way to be gay...... but no seriously kudos to whoever is bestial onslaught cause 1. AGORAPHOBIC FUCKING NOSEBLEED KILLS EVERYTHING and 2. agreeing that tommy getting headbutted is hillarious..

me and rich horror are the deepest of lovers.

same with carina and I. though rich is always trying to peek in the windows.

I'm only human.

Rich Horror has a really smooth cock.

Niccolai thanks alot for helping me with vocal advice
The Reverend is awesome for devoting his time to taking pictures of all us bands

That's all I got for now.

I think this thread should be retitled "Say something nice about Rich Horror".

the_reverend said:

what are you trying to say aaron?

rich horror wrote me a love poem and it made me fall in love with him. minus the part about an AIDS-infected pitbull and this kid i know, and the three of them doing it....

Rich Horror thank for you being the most entertaining human(?) here.
Thanks to Matt (thedeparted) for doing everything for my band.
Thanks to Blue and Niccolai for helping me choose a new guitar (I love it).
Thanks to Moe for being a good friend.

Rev, thanks for being so supportive of all of these bands.

The drummer for LolitaBlack is a HOTTIE

i'm awesome.

succubus said:


ratt_mowe said:

I think he's saying you love each other deeply.

Wow, that's some nerve.

nick (ttos) hes one of the most honest people on here. like when i was working on the DC logo he pointed out some things i missed, didnt just say " LOOKS S00P3R d00D"

sean (TS) he always reccomends us and dour cursiva for shows, which we have played some shows from his referals.

brian dc for bumping my threads and...duma

rev, thanks for keeping this site free
rich horror is funny

is it?

thanks for drawing the lines.

I have nice things to say about a lot of people on here...I think that makes me weird.

+Rich Horror is my loyal killer cyborg. I will kill anyone who fucks with him.
+Aaron and Carina shot my wedding, but I probably would have invited them even if they didn't.
+dreadedsilence Ken is easily one of my favorite people ever. He is always down to get shitfaced and doesn't get mad when I throw things at him. He also has the best little "heeheehee" drunk laugh ever.
+Carina has fantastic b00bs.
+Aaron lets me say that.
+JayRaper- I'd do anything for him, he is a god.
+Mike Sac and Yeti are the nicest guys ever, and graciously smoked me up one time.
+brian dc seems to be a very nice guy as well, and often agrees with me on things, thus making me like him because I am obviously always correct.
+KellTheValkyrie rocks my little world.
+Joe NotCommon manages to make me like him even when I'm pretty sure I shouldn't. He also makes me laugh until my cheeks hurt.
+fishcakes is fucking awesome. I have a shrine for him in my little black heart.
+Mike/Hirudinea- we lost our keg tapping virginity together, and took beer in the eye like champs. It was very romantic.
+BornSoVile Josh- I thought he was a fucking lunatic when I met him. I still think that but he is the the absolute most enjoyable drunk I've had the pleasure of sharing a bar/show/NJ trip with.
+Oak Knoll Jeremy- One of the last remaining GENUINE people on Earth.
+Tommy Cooch- has beautiful hair.

Alright, that's it for now. I don't want to ruin my reputation of being a blood-sucking cunt.

ooo have to tack on DomesticTerror...he has stolen my heart. Suicidal for life.

the departed (aka Rossi) is the best human ever...he helps out dc more than anyone in our band does, hes got cool dreds, plus he and his girlfriend go together better than wings and beer...im jealous...of her...isnt it obvious.

and the rev is probably second runner up...what can i say...hes probably seen our band almost as many times as Rossi, and has probably seen more shows than 20 of us combined. talkin bout those scene points baby**

ShadowSD is a great guy. always a pleasure to play shows with him, hang out, smoke, the whole bit.
RichHorror is fucking hysterical
Pam, thank you for the kind words, most of what the Sac meets is hate, but not from you.
i have nothing against anyone on here really. i try not to waste my time with pointless grudges. i've spit words back and forth with certain people, but whatever. i wont waste my time worrying about it. i'd much rather work with someone than against them.

thanks cav

id like to thank cav for feeding robbo & nelly's drug addiction ha

haha yea

Thanks Jay and all the other Feed Us Fetus members who sent me a free tee shirt for showing them a picture of my balls.

Thanks to everyone on here who has boughten equiptment off of me over the years to support my metal crusades, as well as their bands.

Thanks Hoser for the Trem bar.... oh... wait. =(

For the dudes, I'd play a round horseshoes with any of you.

For the chicks, I want to show you my soft, warm, tiny penis.

To Ken, Mike (DS guitarist, doesn't post here), Rich, Joe, Pam, Jon, Anthony, etc...Thanks for helping last Friday be the best night I've had since my ex tried to ruin my life by breaking up with me. Y'all rule.

rev, you are my best friend.

sinistas said:


Anytime man, nothing says happiness like beer, metal, and pancakes.

RichHorror is easily the best person on Earth.

and by best person on Earth I mean the funniest poster on RTTP>

slowlypeelingtheflesh said:

pam nli said:

and kicking Rich while he's in the middle of the road.

I wanna thank all of you for giving me reason to waste my life everyday looking at this fucking message board. I'd cut my nutsack open for any of you fucks. Especially Kadoogan, Pam, PaganMegan, CNV, Gemini, Kinslayer, Tommy Cooch, BornSoVile, Armageddanne, AlisterFiend, Abhorred, Ninkaszi, ATNFACVokillz. You guys are the shit. Fo reel yo. Go Jonnhy Walker!!!

thanks to ken (dreadedsilence) for donating 10 bucks to the umass dartmouth senior illustration show. that penguin will protect you with his mighty arctic nunchucks for years to come.

thanks to the rev for not blocking my IP address because my ninja penguin for ken killed him with nunchucks

thanks to rich horror for making me realize that cocaine abuse isn't the answer to all my problems...hahahaha

Oh yea and BrianDC.

I'd like to add menstral sweatpants disco to my list of awesome people.

MarkFuckingRichards has really nice testicles

You think so?

... You should see his back-boobs.

as long as there hairy and huge...

my testicles are AMAZING. my backboobs are lackluster, at best.

A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about the reverend during
sex. A similar poll discovered that the reverend thinks about the reverend
100% of the time during sex.

DSPIDER said:

I'd like to thank Jay Raper for shitting on my chest. Oh, what a time we had.

Some people Have three R's in thier name.

.. RichHorror has FOUR.

if you include me, he has FIVE R's in his name.

In many cultures, that makes me an emperor.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

Wow, I really AM a failure.

sinistas said:

I will gladly tear out her vulva with a rusty meathook.

ratt_mowe said:

At LEAST.

Welcome to www.richtothehorror.com

DSPIDER said:

yer a fag

Rich is a sweetheart and i want to rub his head when i see him, but haven't touched it yet (i told the rev about this too)

Aaron fears rubbing my head or shaking my hand.

... as do all mortal men.

Michael Sweatpants Disco has nice penmanship.

And . . .

Well that's it. I don't really know any of you enough. But most of you seem nice.

i want to say something nice about myself because i know no one else (minus rich horror) will say anything nice about me.

I am all that exists.

I have nice things to say about you. You have the best 1-5 word posts on almost every thread on RTTP. AND you have a mohawk.

ratt_mowe is the best Hitler impersonator I know.

RichHorror said:
That was hot.

I love this picture. "freezer! brrrr".

The real nicest thing anyone has said about me today--

MattSPONCH: you make me hate more than hate

the nicest thing anyone has said about me today --

Cowismaximus: i want to lay you down by the fire and sweetly rail you.

Blue is awesome because he manages to kick Sheik's ass with Kirby.

PamNLI = Thanks for being THE metal chick that I not only find incredibly attractive, but also funny as Hell and extremely intelligent.

POWERKOK = For being the best friend anyone could ever have.

Rev = For not banning me.

Josh Martin = For helping me to realize that stupidity is everywhere, and never to trust anyone.

HailTheLeaf = For solidifying my hate for hippies.

CNV = For keeping Blackmetal, Blackmetal.

Rusted Angel = For keeping things interesting (Friday girlie thread?)

Niccolai = For understanding that I still haven't had the time in a day to send him the trem bar and cavity cover that's sitting in the drawer to my left.

The State of Maine = For keeping me the redneck that I am.

Oh.......and all of the ammo companies that keep my guns loaded and ready to kill stuff.

Thank you all...you rule!!!!

hoser said:

Aww thanks man

REV-WEARING HIKING BOOTS.
EVERYONE ELSE IS GREAT.

for a jew, agrocrag is pretty damn cool

<3

poops mcgee brings the awesome

BornSoVile for making me wanna pinch his cheeks
Rich Horror for making me almost piss my pants
Carina for just kickin ass

I don't think he posts on here, but I definitely appreciate Serge, the tall skinny dude I always see at shows. I just love how he doesn't give a shit and keeps headbanging and fist-pumping in the midst of the most retarded mosh-ninjas. That guy is metal.

Also, I don't think we're supposed to kiss Rev's and Succubus' ass, but New England bands are sooooo lucky. Metal scenes in other parts of the country don't have it close to as good as we do.

It's like, you go play a show, maybe the turnout sucks, maybe you didn't get paid or sell much merch, but when you get home around 3 am you have an awesome set of professional quality live photos already uploaded and hosted on the internet for you. Sweet deal!

wow, i feel gay for even reading all this.

Josh Martin, Beakey, Rick and Mike of Existence make you all look like amatuers.

For the record, Josh Martin is definately the funniest and most intelligent person on this board and if you said someone else was you were just plain wrong and I hate you for it. If I see his reply in a thread I automatically go into it.

Oh, I also like Aaron.

i hate everyone on this board. you all make me flaccid and sick to my stomach.

I thought vaginas did that.

ok, i lied.

here are a few nice things:

rich is my soulmate

the reverend is awesome for having this site and taking pics

carina rules for being nice and taking pics

pam is one of my favorite bloodsucking cunts to get drunk with

joe is cool because he's part gillis

dwyer rules for correcting every grammar/spelling error

hooker is a funny dude

davefromthegrave is a funny dude also

bobnomaamrooney is another very funny dude

and everyone else is kewl and everything kewl kewl else.

RichHorror said:

vaginas are my other kryptonite

Shut up and fuck me.

Do I have to?

i like vaginas.

I like vaginas and hate women.

hoser said:

Aw.

I love that I don't log in so much NLI is affixed to my screen name.

MarkFuckingRichards - One of my best buds in the real world and a real classy cat. BTW, they are called "shanks" not backboobs.
BornSoVile - Josh just makes a party no matter where he is, provided we have beer for him.
Keith Mutiny - Also a dude I chill with often. We've gotten into a fair share of shananagins together. We have a great time making other people feel bad about themselves.
WhiskeyWeed and whatever - Sean tries to punch me in the nuts too often, but he amuses me enough that I forgive him, right after I pop him one in the ding ding.
HailtheLeaf - Sam got me my first gig doin reviews and interviews for her e-rag so all hippies delusions aside, she rocked because of that.
Chris Shit Fuck - I love this guy. We've had a many conversations about metal and gore flicks at both his jobs that involved DVDs. I just wish we could chill more often.
RichHorror - I met him a few times, but it was enough to laugh my ass off.
He reminds me of that I'm not the only person with an evil sense of humor that makes people groan.
The Rev - He made this happen, so in my book, he is damn cool.
ShadowSD - I'd like to met this guy because I have a feeling we'd have some good debates on various crap.
Dwyer sells me cool shit.

pam nli said:

Well Pam, I really do dig your style. You're not a fanatic, and for that I give you HAILS!!!!

The fact that you have a vagina also intrigues me.

Oh, and you're pretty and stuff......rock out at the next Hand Choke Neck show.

hoser said:

Vagina's are something else...
I will happily get drunk and obnoxious at your next show if I can get there, for I am a loser and a terrible woman driver.

pam's dog hates me.

Yeah he totally does. My cat loves everyone though.

if pam drove, even doves would cry.

i hate cats, but dio is still a baby so i like him for now.

MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON EARTH

* CAN BREATHE
* CAN FEED THEMSELVES
* CAN BREED
* CAN VOTE

AMAZING.

HERE, MANY PEOPLE ALSO ATTEMPT THINKING.
VERY PROUD, VERY PROUD.

Infoterror likes kittens.

thanks sinistas, for remembering me!
and ken dont try add anything now, its too late.
you, rich and pam can eat it!

Joe NotCommon is not as big of an asshole in real life as tries to be online.

PISSCUP SAW THE HUMOR IN JEWESS SALE THREAD

OH
AND
THEDEPARTED DOES QUALITY GRAPHIC DESIGN
AUTOPSY666 HAS KILLER SHIRTS
AND PAMNLI IS MASSIVELY PERCEPTIVE, AS SHE KNOWS SOMEHOW THAT I TROLL WITH A CAT ON MY LAP

DUDE, I FUCKING LOVE CATS
THE BESTEST MOST ANTISOCIAL ANIMAL EVER
'CEPT CHARLIE MANSON

BUT HE'S IRISH

i see the humor in nothing.

It scares the fuck out of me that the prequel to this thread which i remember so clearly was 2 years ago. That said, everyone I remember from when I was posting here a lot: Joe, RustedAngel, Abbath, Swamplord, Powerkok, Hoser, MSD, and of course, The Rev and Carina, and anyone I'm forgetting, you guys rock hard.

I am a genius.

Theaccursedvokillist nli said:

you don't post here as a regular, so i was just saying nice things about people who frequent this board. you know i have a mancrush on you.

pisscup said:

yes he is

I eat it all the time, which is why I'm the world's fattest gay man.

The day Joe dies will be the greatest day of my life.

infoterror said:

you get funnier every week and my heart grows fonder of you.

arrrgggggg threeaaadddss

bump for THE REAL smooth cock appreciation thread

bennyhillifier

Gotta say I'm really glad I found this page. Some serious metal people on here & alot of goofball jokers too : ) You guys know how to have fun and that's rare these days, keep it up & rock on!
Lemoignye : )

Came here looking for a funny meltdown from that woman stalking bitchboy and all I found was this thread from back when I liked you pricks.