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returntothepit >> discuss >> Someone tear out my fucking eyes. by DrinkHardThrashHard on Apr 6,2006 8:40pm
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toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Apr 6,2006 8:40pm
I have just seen the WORST fucking thing in my entire life...the Avenged Sevenfold video "harlot and the beast" or whatever the fuck it is called.

Spring break ho's flashing their tits, the band dressing like gothic faggot vampires? Doesn't this band sit down afterwards and actually WATCH what they have just done to themselves?

Why is this allowed to exist? 30,000+ hits on their MySpace page/day...how can ANYONE watch that and take it seriously. I don't care if you are the dumbest, most impressionable 13-year-old in America, HOW?



Someone please explain this new world to me so I can remain rational.




toggletoggle post by todayistheday  at Apr 6,2006 8:44pm
see the pics that rev has up from a show in ME before they were big......before they had all the tats



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Apr 6,2006 8:47pm edited Apr 6,2006 8:50pm
I looked...what a difference.

Could pop culture get any more shallow? I mean, boy bands were bad, some of the glam rock was awful...but this is seriously a new level of suck. I'd like to spray-paint over the Motorhead logo on this kid's shirt and then beat him with a series of engine parts.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 6,2006 8:59pm



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Apr 6,2006 9:01pm edited Apr 6,2006 9:03pm
What I want to know, was it their agent that said? "Line up boys, everyone will take you seriously if you all go and get some sleeves done. Put lots of hearts with ribbons and other generic goth rock, Tim Burton imagery. The girls will go wild!"

Seriously...I apologize if a post like this is 'old hat' or redundant, I didn't realize just HOW TERRIBLE things had become until I saw this video. I mean it's practically the same video as that gay FALLOUT BOY vampire thing.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Apr 6,2006 9:10pm edited Apr 6,2006 9:12pm
sadly, dumb impressionable teens is the reason crap like this exists. that and money. this shit sells so well because dumb impressionable teens are hanging around malls everywhere relentlessly searching for ANYTHING to make them look "cool". teenagers go through periods of rebellion, they want to break out on their own; people in marketing know this and they cater directly to it by painting an image for these kids to strive for. what's more rebellious than a man who wears girls' makeup, all dressed in black, covered in tattoos, and plays in a rock n roll band? oh and by the way, girls just fucking MELT over guys like that. sex will help you sell anything.
it's fucking disgusting, but at least we know that these douchebags are completely fake, everything about them is carefully crafted to sell to a wide audience. we know what real fuckin rock n roll is all about, whether it be in the form of hardcore, thrash, death/black metal whatever... the underground is the only place you'll find bands and fans who do what they do for true love of the music, and i personally take comfort in knowing that fact.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Apr 6,2006 9:16pm
Hail and kill.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 6,2006 9:25pm
true story:
my pics from their show got btwn 300-700 hits per photo..and when i was going through my stats i saw fans (young girls) making fun of the crowd .. saying fat chicks like them



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Apr 6,2006 9:27pm
They like me too, I guess I have that in common with Avenged Sevenfold.

But they still must be destroyed.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Apr 6,2006 9:31pm
hey fat girls need love too!



toggletoggle post by Hooker.fart at Apr 6,2006 9:32pm
ain't nothing wrong with a fat chick. just tickle her where she needs it.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Apr 6,2006 9:40pm
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
I mean, boy bands were bad, some of the glam rock was awful...but this is seriously a new level of suck.


haha, if you do the math, you have: glam bands in the 80's, boy bands and goth culture in the 90's, and for the new millenium, a truly awesome blend of all three to bring both generations together!



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