help me assemble the ultimate fat guy metal band. only pick fat guys who are awesome.

i'll start it off:

vocals: paul kuhr from november's doom

drums: gene hoglan

The bassist from Crowbar.

todd strange was the fattest bass player ever in crowbar.

Yeah. He had an entire deli tray on the back of his neck.

crowbar is the fattest band ever.

Nah, Poison Idea has them beat, due to the fact that I remember Crowbar's guitarist being a skinny emaciated fuck.

nick barker could be considered as a drummer.
don decker from anal blast could sing.
shane embury from napalm death could play bass.

i can't think of any fat guitar players right now

what about the drummer from death threat.

Ryan_M said:
then we can use yngwie for now

You could get dino from fear factory for guitar,He's the fattest guitar player i've ever seen by far.

Bass-Shane Embury(Napalm Death)

Charlie from Disengaged

Get that vocalist from the band with Burger King cup gauntlets

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

yes! i forgot about him. someone needs to post that picture again.

the new drummer of conflict

The lead singer from Forbidden.....1st album he was quit the fat fuck.....on yeah and my band Dear Life/ XXL Our guitarist and singer (brothers) weighed in at about a metric ton

haha, this thread rules.
how about this one?
a grindcore/death metal orchestra featuring...............

Myself (to those of you who don't know me, i played drums for Scum Bitch for a while, and i am the drummer of Maggot Feast....i am 6"4' and 400)
Wayne (aka The Elektrocutioner/Baron Von Blastbeat of "Scum Bitch")
Shane Embury
All the fat guys from "Crowbar" and "Drogheda"
Nick Barker
Don Decker
The lead Vocalists from "Wasteform" and "Mortal Decay"
and that giant drummer who used to play for "Fleshgrind"

it's be a giant mess of noisy anal cunt ripoffs, leading into cheesy slam riff break downs, and five drummers trying to play steady blastbeats at the same pace, haha

NO STAGE COULD HOLD THIS MONSTER!

we could call ourselves "Clogged Artery" and our first album could be "All We Can Eat"

-l- 666 -l- hahaha

i forgot about this awesome thread

the drummer from strapping young lad is fat get him.

brandon... said:

isnt that Hoglan? im sure he was mentioned.

yes and yes.

100 Demons when Pete sang and they had all the old guitarists. oh and when reesh wasn't doing MMA or whatever he's doing.

Poison Idea

rich horror's one man band

can the guitarist from bowling for soup play metal?

Hi. I'm Murf.

Me, Dave Maggot and Murf on vocals. Orgy and Skinny Ray on drums. Suffer Jeff and Scott DS on guitar. I'm sure there are way more that you could have to make a local all-fat all-star band.

You're all wrong - Pig Champion from Poison Idea is automatically on guitar. Any fat guy band not featuring him is doomed to FAILURE.

And I don't care that he's dead - once you've accomplished the feat of engineering it'd take to design a tour bus capable of hauling this band, raising the dead should be no challenge.

If we're bringing up dead folks, Shawn Lane for sure.


bennyhillifier

RichHorror said:

haha, i dunno man, i think you and jeff may be too skinny! hahaha

although back in the suffer now heyday, jeff would have made the ideal frontman for such a project

I only mentioned me because Anonymous people on here mentioned me. Jeff is getting back up there again.

can i be in the fat group too? or no cus jeff hates me which indirectly makes rich hate me now.

No, I never pay attention to Jeff because everything he says on here is a result of being married.

I forgot you because you are newly fat. You will always be the RK Blue to me.

haha, ive always been fat. i was just less fat for a few years.

sinistas said:

SHAWN LANE IS THE FUCKING MAN

That was make believe fat, like that sellout Mike.

bennyhillifier

NASTY solo in this song.