The fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,
It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.
Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens
And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!
So don't worry about those rumblings,
Be proud of all your trumps!
But remember, if you strain too hard
Your farts come out as lumps!
bahahahahahahaha oh man. i had this 3rd grade teacher that had a frequent uncontrollable farting problem. that sounds like it rules and sucks at the same time.