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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bill Hicks Appreciation thread by HailTheLeaf on Dec 30,2005 2:08am
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toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Dec 30,2005 2:08am
"Here's the deal folks, you do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call forever. End of story, ok? You're another corporate fuckin' shill, you're another whore at the capitalist gang bang, and if you do a commercial there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect, and every word that comes out of your mouth, is now like a turd falling into my drink."



toggletoggle post by dan nli at Dec 30,2005 2:12am
there was a piece on him in the paper today going on and on about how its really dumb the cult following he has and how its good hes dead and how thom yorke sucks. at least thats what i got out of it.



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Dec 30,2005 2:24am
oh come on, the man was a genius

"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day, doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Regan, Quayle, and Bush just stand around pissing on him and his little piggly, wiggly dick can't get hard."



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Dec 30,2005 2:49am
"Quit thinking you're going to fuckin' make the world better by bringing more little fuckin' cabbages to the planet. Why don't you try loving the people that are already fuckin' here, ok? Instead of living for a future that never fuckin' comes, it doesn't exsist, it ain't comin', there is no future, there's no such thing, it doesn't exsist. 'you're our future, the children are our future!'..there is no such thing asshole, take some mushrooms and squeegie your third fuckin' eye. Oh my god, there is only this moment!"



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Dec 30,2005 3:02am
just watched "Sane Man" last night. fuckin' love the guy.
dan, what paper?



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Dec 30,2005 3:05am
i truly feel ripped off by life that he died. whenever shit goes down in the world, i find myself wondering "what would Bill Hicks have to say about this?" can you imagine him ranting about 9/11?



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Dec 30,2005 11:13am
I love Bill Hicks...Dennis Leary owes his fucking career to him. He's got to be the most ripped off comedian to have ever lived.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Dec 30,2005 11:16am
HailTheLeaf said:
"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day, doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Regan, Quayle, and Bush just stand around pissing on him and his little piggly, wiggly dick can't get hard."


hahaha! this is one of my favorite bill hicks pieces i almost died laughing when i first heard this one.
i fucking love bill hicks; he was absolutely hilarious and right about everything. i sincerely wish the man was still with us today.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 30,2005 12:09pm
appreciated



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Dec 30,2005 1:02pm
i have nothing to say on this matter at all



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Dec 30,2005 3:47pm
pam nli said:
I love Bill Hicks...Dennis Leary owes his fucking career to him. He's got to be the most ripped off comedian to have ever lived.


YES!!!



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 30,2005 6:16pm
I'm definitely a fan of his work... I think overall, he had a lot of super-intelligent things to say, and a few funny things, but I would not rank his act high in comedic terms. He conveyed some great ideas in a funny way, but not very frequently LOL/knee-slapping funny. RIP



toggletoggle post by wade at Dec 30,2005 8:43pm
second thing i thought when seeing this was fuck dennis leary.



toggletoggle post by Cathach at Dec 30,2005 11:48pm
One of my heroes.R.I.P.Right before he died he called up Dennis Leary and said 'Hey, Asshole, keep checking the calendar.You should be able to steal my act completely in about a month!'



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Dec 31,2005 1:49pm
DomesticTerror said:
i truly feel ripped off by life that he died. whenever shit goes down in the world, i find myself wondering "what would Bill Hicks have to say about this?" can you imagine him ranting about 9/11?


exactly...I keep wondering if the Bush dictatorship would've given him a stroke by now from all the angry ranting he'd be doing if he were still alive...he wouldn't be very happy with the way things are going that's for sure, but he wouldn't have any shortage of material either.


“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.”



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Dec 31,2005 2:12pm
“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.”

“People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.”



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Dec 31,2005 3:19pm
HailTheLeaf said:
DomesticTerror said:


exactly...I keep wondering if the Bush dictatorship would've given him a stroke by now from all the angry ranting he'd be doing if he were still alive...he wouldn't be very happy with the way things are going that's for sure, but he wouldn't have any shortage of material either.






I'm convinced that Bush Sr.'s administration had something to do with Hick's death. can't prove it yet, but i'm working on it...



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 1,2006 3:05pm
hahaha...now there's a conspiracy theory



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Jan 1,2006 7:14pm
BILL HICKS WAS AN IDIOT
LIKE GBK
OVERRATED BECAUSE HE APPEALS
TO MEDIOCRE PEOPLE
"IT'S OK, BUT NOT SO GOOD THAT
I FEEL MY FULL FOUR INCHES"
YOU FAGS
DIE



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 2,2006 10:27am
yeah, Bill Hicks was definately an idiot, no sign of intelligence at all there...his ideas were just so stupid...I mean, my god...

Go back to the mall that spawned you.

"Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, into a better
ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year
and, instead, spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of
the world, which it would do many times over - not one human being
excluded - and we can explore space together, both inner and outer,
forever. In peace." - Bill Hicks




toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jan 2,2006 1:00pm
mediocre people? are you trying to say middle-class? do you know what mediocre means?



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 3,2006 10:08am
I donno, perhaps he has a mediocre U.S. vocabulary because Hicks definately didn't appeal to the average joe.

“I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is
because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government
could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do
absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is
ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say "Bill,
quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let
it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like,
alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking
shelf life here...”

“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it
all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in
control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up,
go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56
channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking
skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of
freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell
you! You are free to do what we tell you!” - Bill Hicks



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jan 3,2006 12:11pm
have some fucking heart



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jan 7,2006 1:55am
infoterror said:
BILL HICKS WAS AN IDIOT
LIKE GBK
OVERRATED BECAUSE HE APPEALS
TO MEDIOCRE PEOPLE
"IT'S OK, BUT NOT SO GOOD THAT
I FEEL MY FULL FOUR INCHES"
YOU FAGS
DIE


you sir are just mad cause you're confused by other people having thumbs



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jan 7,2006 12:20pm
"we want our thumbs!" "evolution!, evolution!"

"heaven is in a cow's ass"



toggletoggle post by FlightlessBird  at Aug 26,2009 5:11pm
Very, very funny and interesting guy. Glad to have found out about him. One of my favorite lines, paraphrased-

"...and life is nothing but a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves."



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 28,2009 11:43am
I read the bible, and i didn't see anything about bunnys OR chocolate anywhere in that thing.


....and there have been something like 10 Bill already.



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