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returntothepit >> discuss >> my heart is broken by joe/notcommon on Aug 20,2003 10:40pm
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toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Aug 20,2003 10:40pm
notcommonrecords: howdy
notcommonrecords: how was dinner?
beaulahbell: fine u?
notcommonrecords: good, thanks
notcommonrecords: do you like snicker bars?
beaulahbell: not much
notcommonrecords: ok
notcommonrecords: want to hang out tonight?
beaulahbell: no i wanna go to bed
notcommonrecords: can i join you?
beaulahbell: not until i have a name and asl
notcommonrecords: Joe, 22m MA
notcommonrecords: i love beds
beaulahbell: nice
notcommonrecords: http://www.returntothepit.com/media.php?id=51390
notcommonrecords: thats me
beaulahbell: nice
notcommonrecords: thank you
beaulahbell: you look angry
notcommonrecords: i was angry because i missed you
notcommonrecords: is that picture really you?
beaulahbell: yeah it is
beaulahbell: why?
beaulahbell: want another to prove it?
notcommonrecords: i wanna some more skin
notcommonrecords: wanna see*
notcommonrecords:
notcommonrecords:
notcommonrecords: i'm a little devil
notcommonrecords: i know you like that
beaulahbell: lol honestly? i'm not into bad boys
notcommonrecords: i'm good
notcommonrecords: i know al ravage personally
beaulahbell: who?
notcommonrecords: so you arent a good girl then eh?
notcommonrecords:
beaulahbell: what?
notcommonrecords: whats your #?
beaulahbell: wait what?
notcommonrecords: i was joking
beaulahbell: ok
notcommonrecords: but seriously,can i get your #?
beaulahbell: i don't have a phone
notcommonrecords: don't play around with me!
notcommonrecords:
beaulahbell: what are you talking about?
notcommonrecords: you, me, and a kiss goodnight
beaulahbell: woa dude.... slow the train down
notcommonrecords: im fast paced cuz life is short
beaulahbell: I'm slow paced because ... well just because
notcommonrecords: i can do slow pace
notcommonrecords: i am a slow dancer
beaulahbell: oh i don't dance
beaulahbell: unless i am drunk
notcommonrecords: want a drink
notcommonrecords: ?
beaulahbell: no
notcommonrecords: your profile told me to call you
beaulahbell: no it didn't
notcommonrecords: Real Name: kristin but u can call me.... just call me.
notcommonrecords: see
notcommonrecords: don't lie
notcommonrecords: i will bring you cake...
beaulahbell: lol i don't eat cake
notcommonrecords: what do you eat?
beaulahbell: strawberries, lollipops and ice cream
notcommonrecords: i will feed you strawberry flavored lollipops dipped in your favorite ice cream
notcommonrecords: that's the kind of guy i am
beaulahbell: aww
notcommonrecords: why don't you like snickers bars?
beaulahbell: just don't
beaulahbell: i'm a reese's girl
notcommonrecords: i'm a reese's guy
beaulahbell: nice
notcommonrecords: there's so many different ways to eat them
beaulahbell: yeah
notcommonrecords: what can i say to convince you to meet me tonight
beaulahbell: nothing honestly
beaulahbell: i feel like crap
notcommonrecords: it's easier when you tell me exactly what to do.
notcommonrecords: that way I don't have to try.
beaulahbell: ?
notcommonrecords: wasn't the comment about the lollipops dipped in ice cream enough? can't you see that I'd be good to you?
beaulahbell: yeah i am sure but i am precautious
notcommonrecords: there's nothing to be precautious about when it comes to lollipops dipped in ice cream. be cautious later...postcautious.
beaulahbell: no i am striaght
notcommonrecords: so am i...i just felt bad for you and was gonna show you a good time
beaulahbell: it's ok
beaulahbell: i'm just cautious
notcommonrecords: i bet you say that to all the random guys that IM you with promises of lollipops dipped in ice cream and the wonderful sex that follows
beaulahbell: SEX? what kind of girl do you take me for?!
notcommonrecords: I mean just lollipops dipped in ice cream...nothing else
notcommonrecords: sorry...like I said, I'm fast paced
beaulahbell: I'm not at all
notcommonrecords: oh, but you will be soon
beaulahbell: no i won't thank yo0u
notcommonrecords: i like your game...hard to get...yet so easy
beaulahbell: what?!
notcommonrecords: don't be shy...it's okay
notcommonrecords: this sort of attraction is natural for you to have...
notcommonrecords: go with it...
beaulahbell: Honestly.... i'm not attracted tho this kind of behaviour at all
notcommonrecords: you may not realize it...but you are...trust me...
notcommonrecords: but let's move on...
beaulahbell: I'm really not
beaulahbell: infact
beaulahbell: you're making me angry
notcommonrecords: anger is the key to most women's hearts...didn't you know?
beaulahbell: no it's not to mine
notcommonrecords: oh, but it will be...
beaulahbell: oh but it won't
beaulahbell: you;re cocky. did anyone ever tell you?
notcommonrecords: so many others have told me...yet they all crumbled at some point...
notcommonrecords: you'll crumble too...
beaulahbell: i don't think so
notcommonrecords: you have a lot of heart...you don't give up...you keep fighting it...but you'll lose in the end...
beaulahbell: oh i never lose
notcommonrecords: you do now
beaulahbell: no.... i don't think so
notcommonrecords: it's new for you...and you'll learn to love it...losing that is
beaulahbell: nay
beaulahbell: i think you just met your match
notcommonrecords: nay rhymes with lay...freudian slip?
beaulahbell: never
notcommonrecords: ever?
beaulahbell: never
notcommonrecords: don't you think we should discuss this over dinner instead?
beaulahbell: nope
beaulahbell: i have already eaeten
notcommonrecords: how about a light dessert?
beaulahbell: nope
beaulahbell: i'd throw it up
beaulahbell: kinda on the sick side
notcommonrecords: stop talking about throw up...you're killing our flow
beaulahbell: i'd puke all over your shoes
beaulahbell: the table
beaulahbell: and stiff you with the bill
notcommonrecords: would that excite you...disgracing me like that?
beaulahbell: nope
notcommonrecords: has your puke fetish finally escaped from within?
beaulahbell: i'd see it as a window of oppertunity to run away
beaulahbell: you're a sick fuck.... anyone tell you that?
notcommonrecords: so many others.
notcommonrecords: but there's only you right now...
beaulahbell: I'm not like the rest of your cabbinite whores....
notcommonrecords: you're my only whore...
beaulahbell: I'm no ones whore
notcommonrecords: except mine
beaulahbell: I have morals, vaules and standards
beaulahbell: I'd never get with you
notcommonrecords: and a puke fetish...
notcommonrecords: you're the dirtiest girl I've ever met...I like it.
beaulahbell: I'm not
beaulahbell: you're straight trippin
notcommonrecords: no girl, you straight trippin'
beaulahbell: not hardly
notcommonrecords: wanna go to taco bell? we can eat tacos until we puke all over each other in the midst of passion. it'll be just like all those dirty little daydreams you've been having?
beaulahbell: you're, frankly, quite sad
notcommonrecords: didn't think I knew, did you?
beaulahbell: no, i dind't think you'd be this crazy
beaulahbell: you're gross, and sad
notcommonrecords: the world's crazy, baby. gross, sad, and crazy. nothing we can do about it other than join it.
notcommonrecords: now stop playing games and get your shoes on.
beaulahbell: no fucking way
beaulahbell: you remind me of strangeland
notcommonrecords: no shoes? that's fine. i'll take you barefoot through the drive-thru and we can go from there.
notcommonrecords: strangeland doesn't compare to the weird, dirty shit that you wanna do with me right now.
beaulahbell: YOU'RE FUCKING PSYCHO
beaulahbell: go the fuck away
notcommonrecords: whoa...slow down
notcommonrecords: back it up a notch.
notcommonrecords: let's get back to the way we used to be...calm and civil
notcommonrecords: GET YOUR GODDAMNED SHOES ON
notcommonrecords: Look, I didn't waste all this time with you just to get some, okay? Don't be rude like all the other girls. When a guy devotes this much time to you, it's the least you can do to just be honest with yourself and do what he wants...just for ONE NIGHT. Jesus!
notcommonrecords: I'm sorry.
beaulahbell: be honest? you're scary as fuck and very fucked in the head
notcommonrecords: I'll be normal. Just don't stop talking to me or I'll kill myself. I swear to god, I'll do it.
beaulahbell: yeah right....
notcommonrecords: You don't even care?
beaulahbell: you're scaring me
beaulahbell: i don't know you
beaulahbell: not that i don't care bu i think you're full of bullshit
notcommonrecords: So just because you don't know me, you don't even care if I live or die? That's so ignorant. How can you be like that? Can't you see that I like you sooo much?
beaulahbell: you don't know me
notcommonrecords: BE MY FRIEND!!!!
beaulahbell: no way
notcommonrecords: I want to get to know you.
beaulahbell: you're scary!!!!
notcommonrecords: I want to take care of you.
beaulahbell: you freaked me the fuck out
beaulahbell: no you don't
beaulahbell: i don't need you to
beaulahbell: GO AWAY
notcommonrecords: I want to make little dolls that look like you and hurt them when you're bad. Not you. Just the dolls.
beaulahbell: YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS
notcommonrecords: But you love it. And you love me. Or at least you're starting to.
notcommonrecords: Be my friend?
beaulahbell: NO FUCKING WAY
beaulahbell: go seek help
beaulahbell: u need it
notcommonrecords: Where's your favorite place to be licked?
notcommonrecords: I'll like ANYTHING!
notcommonrecords: *lick
beaulahbell: no fucking way
beaulahbell: go away
beaulahbell: why cna't i bloack u?!
beaulahbell: go away
beaulahbell: go away
beaulahbell: go away
beaulahbell: BUH BYES
notcommonrecords: You can't block me because your heart won't let you. Plus, you know that I'm your only chance to get laid tonight. Nobody else would...at least not tonight.
beaulahbell: lol no you're not buddy
beaulahbell: no you're really not
beaulahbell: I mean.... look at me
beaulahbell: please!
beaulahbell: i can get anyone NORMAL
beaulahbell: buh bye
beaulahbell: go away
notcommonrecords: Normal people like fat chicks?
beaulahbell: they don't like you
notcommonrecords: Apparantly fat chicks don't like me either.
notcommonrecords: How about I jump out of a bush one day, just hypothetically speaking, and kiss you until the cops come.
notcommonrecords: Just joking.
notcommonrecords: I'd leave WAY before they came.
notcommonrecords: Once I hear sirens...I'm gone.
notcommonrecords: THAT'S the kind of guy I am!
notcommonrecords: Are you there?
Yahoo! Messenger: beaulahbell has logged out. (8/20/2003 10:33 PM)
notcommonrecords: Goodnight, baby. Think about what we talked about. I'm gonna go get some Taco Ball and puke all over myself like we were saying.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2003 11:19pm
she sounds fat.



toggletoggle post by BingChlorine at Aug 21,2003 12:32am
Man, you got zero luck with the ladies.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 21,2003 2:06am
i enjoyed that

hail saydin



toggletoggle post by moran   at Aug 21,2003 2:11am
Joe, you classy motherfucker.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 21,2003 2:20am
Joe that bitch is all yours. puking, strawberries dipped in ice cream and taco bell, she'll be back. They always come back.



toggletoggle post by morebeerz   at Aug 21,2003 2:07pm
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Ha ha ha ha Well done!

She fell for it good!

My heart is broken too. Must be all the fatty foods I consume blindly and compulsively without a thought for my health!!! (joke)

She sounded like most of the chat room people. The seem to believe every word you say. I went on one once and it is amazing how easy they are to offend. I was haveing a great time thinking "hey this great. We can all say what we like and nobody gets hurt." Guess they don't share my sense of humour!

It is easy to attract fat chicks in real life, but me, I'd rather go without if it comes to the choice. I learned that very early on in life!




toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 21,2003 5:00pm
girls are stupid.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 21,2003 5:40pm edited Aug 21,2003 5:40pm
Terence said:
girls are stupid.


lucky for you i'm all woman




toggletoggle post by notcommonhatesyou   at Aug 21,2003 9:53pm
Ill date you if you buy me taco bell. I love puke!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Aug 21,2003 11:52pm
bah! i can't believe she wouldn't put out!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 22,2003 12:01am
That was very well done! Haha, I laughed my ass off at the part about the dolls.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 3,2003 8:35pm
Bump cause this is probably the best thing I have seen on this board.



toggletoggle post by iamskinless at Nov 3,2003 9:33pm



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Nov 3,2003 10:03pm
all girl death metal?
want to have a slumber party?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 3,2003 10:12pm
617 views.. mostly from rttp.

they look like the are ready for a not-common sleep over.
I kid... I kid...
where are mp3s?



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Nov 3,2003 10:15pm
if they tour around here i can get them a show because i get shows



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 4,2003 1:11am
These lassies from Texas?



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Nov 4,2003 10:27am
keep your filthy hands off them



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 4,2003 3:22pm
joe/notcommon said:
keep your filthy hands off them


we'll tag team em



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Nov 4,2003 3:25pm
ill toss my beef in their tacos



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 4,2003 11:04pm
glad to see this one bumped up again. like i said back in august after i read it "hail saydin" whatever that means



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 4,2003 11:21pm
notcommonrecords: i know al ravage personally
beaulahbell: who?


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 4,2003 11:25pm
xmikex said:
notcommonrecords: i know al ravage personally
beaulahbell: who?


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that was one of my favorite parts too, along with
beaulahbell: why cna't i bloack u?!
notcommonrecords: You can't block me because your heart won't let you.




toggletoggle post by deificzero  at Nov 5,2003 11:57am
beaulahbell: i can get anyone NORMAL
beaulahbell: buh bye
beaulahbell: go away
notcommonrecords: Normal people like fat chicks?
beaulahbell: they don't like you
notcommonrecords: Apparantly fat chicks don't like me either.

Hah... That's great.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Nov 6,2003 8:49am
only Joe would reference Al Ravage whilst trying to pick up a chick




toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 6,2003 9:11am
No the best part is obviously this:

notcommonrecords: I want to get to know you.
beaulahbell: you're scary!!!!
notcommonrecords: I want to take care of you.
beaulahbell: you freaked me the fuck out
beaulahbell: no you don't
beaulahbell: i don't need you to
beaulahbell: GO AWAY
notcommonrecords: I want to make little dolls that look like you and hurt them when you're bad. Not you. Just the dolls.
beaulahbell: YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Nov 6,2003 4:09pm
I wanna be a creepy guy when I grow up...



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 2,2006 3:32am
up



toggletoggle post by Mary  at Apr 2,2006 4:49am
Hahaha.. Classic!



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Apr 2,2006 5:49am
althought this wins for most creepy thing Joe has ever done, this line made me laugh:

notcommonrecords: i will feed you strawberry flavored lollipops dipped in your favorite ice cream
notcommonrecords: that's the kind of guy i am



toggletoggle post by badsneakers at Apr 2,2006 8:55am



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 2,2006 9:16am
What the hell, I don't even remember this thread.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Apr 2,2006 9:32am
Sinistas said:
only Joe would reference Al Ravage whilst trying to pick up a chick






toggletoggle post by wade nli at Apr 2,2006 9:46am
so awesome:

"beaulahbell: be honest? you're scary as fuck and very fucked in the head
notcommonrecords: I'll be normal. Just don't stop talking to me or I'll kill myself. I swear to god, I'll do it.
beaulahbell: yeah right....
notcommonrecords: You don't even care?"




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2006 1:31pm
i get a boner everytime i read this thread.



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 2,2006 3:43pm
GOOD TROLL



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 2,2011 6:24pm
Saw this in DYA's epic thread --- long forgotten excellent work...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 2,2011 6:43pm
in Soviet Russia, Al Ravage knows you personally



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