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returntothepit >> discuss >> Favorite black metal band by WhyamIandasshole on Aug 12,2003 2:31pm
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toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Aug 12,2003 2:31pm
I'm partial to Living Colour myself. Vernon Reed kicks ass.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 12,2003 2:48pm
'cult of personality'

my favorite black metal band is kool n' the gang.




toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 12,2003 2:52pm
I've had "Living Colour is my favorite black metal band" in one of my profiles for years.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 12,2003 4:27pm
bad brains is pretty intense



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 12,2003 4:53pm
Opeth...hands down....

Maybe Dimmu...hmmmmmmm



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 12,2003 4:57pm
Hoser said:
Opeth...hands down....

Maybe Dimmu...hmmmmmmm




are you on crack?



toggletoggle post by xDysenteryTomx at Aug 12,2003 5:06pm
all i have to say is averse saferia sux my anus....but goatwhore owns



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 12,2003 5:08pm
Ahhhh I was awaiting Rusteds' comment on this one.....

No, I am not on crack. I am smoking fuckin' lawn clippings!!

No seriously....

Cradle of Filth is the best ever.....wait...no...no....yeah that's it....for sure.



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Aug 12,2003 5:09pm
haha, pay attention.
the topics about bands with black people in them.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 12,2003 5:19pm
Oops......maybe I am on crack. The fuckin lawn clippings are blowin' my shit up!!

Hmmmmm.....favorite band....hmmmmmmm

God Forbid by far.....I f'in love God Forbid.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 12,2003 5:26pm
duh, maybe he's been smoking feces too.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 12,2003 5:38pm
I'm a retard.




toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 12,2003 5:51pm
At least you're honest about it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 12,2003 11:00pm
my favorite black metal band is arcturus, if they qualify as black metal. i think they transcend it, but i'll say they are my favorite black metal band anyway.



toggletoggle post by blackmetalhead at Aug 13,2003 1:38am
new england people don't know shit about black metal....drink a 12 pack and listen to the Gorgoroth "pentegram" cd...fuckn fags...



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 13,2003 1:58am
Wow, tough. It's a good thing you and your beer make you better than everyone, otherwise you wouldn't have made a viable point. Oh wait...



toggletoggle post by severmywrists at Aug 13,2003 2:05am
nokturnal mortum, ragnarok, astarte soo many to name they're all good



toggletoggle post by FinalBloodbath  at Aug 13,2003 2:23am
Im going to start a new thread for our favorite Black Metal bands cause this one has the mentality of a third grader not unlike most the threads/posts on this site.. The next thread is for the real fuckin metal heads we can salute the best in black metal as well as satan good beer and praise death, pain, and suffering after all isnt that what black metal is about. All the fuckin clowns who post this fuckin nonsense can stay the fuck out of the next thread go post elsewhere.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 13,2003 8:10am
blackmetalhead said:
new england people don't know shit about black metal....drink a 12 pack and listen to the Gorgoroth "pentegram" cd...fuckn fags...


that cd FUCKING SUCKS. but isnt that a thing with being tr00? the shittier the album the more "tr00" it is? i guess so... so many people praised that album... but that fucking album eats my shit and pays me to eat some more.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 13,2003 8:14am
black metal is gay



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Aug 13,2003 10:36am
None of those bands are black. Rocky George, now he is black and can shred like a mo fo too. Big Pittsburgh Pirates fan.



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Aug 13,2003 10:37am
FinalBloodbath said:
Im going to start a new thread for our favorite Black Metal bands cause this one has the mentality of a third grader not unlike most the threads/posts on this site.. The next thread is for the real fuckin metal heads we can salute the best in black metal as well as satan good beer and praise death, pain, and suffering after all isnt that what black metal is about. All the fuckin clowns who post this fuckin nonsense can stay the fuck out of the next thread go post elsewhere.



Yes all the idocy stays in this thread. For all the downtrodden go to his thread.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 13,2003 11:57am
none most black metal is silly


arcturus is cool
i fucking hate the stupid make up and the hard guy adittude
and whats with the aaaaweful production?



most of all fuck darkthrone
solside journey was the best thing they ever did,by far!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 13,2003 12:01pm edited Aug 13,2003 12:08pm
black metal with good production

dark funeral, immortal, dimmu borgir, emperor

black metal with bad production

dark throne, gorgoroth, old emperor, and almost everything else.




toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 13,2003 12:04pm
RustedAngel said:
black metal with good production

dark funeral, immortal, dimmu borgir, emperor



just letting you know... most tr00pers hate those bands... because if it has good production... its not black metal =) anyways.. dimmu isnt really black metal... and new immortal isnt black metal and by a tr00pers stand point... equillibrium and up emperor isnt black metal either.... black metal fans are gay though so its ok =)



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 13,2003 12:05pm
but i loved nightside eclipse,i guess im just real pickey
i love the mood on that album
dimmu are pretty good to i guess
i guess id be more into black metal if people were more creative with their writting



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Aug 13,2003 12:06pm
ha ha ha ha soo true



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 13,2003 12:24pm


just letting you know... most tr00pers hate those bands... because if it has good production... its not black metal =) anyways.. dimmu isnt really black metal... and new immortal isnt black metal and by a tr00pers stand point... equillibrium and up emperor isnt black metal either.... black metal fans are gay though so its ok =)



well lets put it this way then... tr00 black metallers dig the shitty black metal bands because they are the only ones that like them. us wannabee's dig the good sounding bands because they are bearable to listen too.





toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 13,2003 12:43pm
True.....



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 13,2003 12:48pm edited Aug 13,2003 12:48pm
If we all pretended to like all the old wind-tunnel tr00 stuff, maybe the black metal l337 kids would stop liking it because they finally found other people who do.

Also:
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=1201

My favorite thread ever.



toggletoggle post by Siberia   at Aug 13,2003 12:54pm
BODY COUNT MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously the best black metal band ever!

Hmm, I'm down with goatwhore!



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Aug 13,2003 12:57pm
AAAAAHAHHHHH
How could I forget Body Count!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 13,2003 1:03pm
LIVING COLOUR

09/20 Leffinge, Belgium
09/21 Hardenberg, Netherlands
09/22 Amsterdam, Netherlands
09/26 Karlsruhe, Germany
09/27 Linz, Austria
09/29 Vienna, Austria
10/01 Freiburg, Germany
10/02 Innsbruck, Austria
10/04 Basel, Switzerland
10/05 Munich, Germany
10/06 Cologne, Germany
10/07 Mannheim, Germany
10/08 Berlin, Germany
10/09 Hamburg, Germany

They must be doing the extreme metal festival circuit. Living Colour headlining Dynamo anyone? They get my vote.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 13,2003 2:43pm
That was a great fuckin' thread!!!

So.....pissed off!

So lets start a bitch and moan fight...yeah!!! I hate all bands that you like...so eat that!!



toggletoggle post by Siberia   at Aug 13,2003 4:01pm
WhyamIandasshole said:
AAAAAHAHHHHH
How could I forget Body Count!


I was begining to wonder if anyone really knew the real black metal? Shiiiiiiit, you know who else you all forgot,

Fucking Stevie Wonder! oh and Lionel Richie, classic black metal!



toggletoggle post by Ninkaszi187   at Aug 13,2003 8:39pm
I know you guys think rehashing ten year old Anal Cunt jokes are like SO TOTALLY COO, but it's old. If you are going to make fun of something you know nothing about, at least say something half way funny.

Spalding, get your head out of your ass. The "TROO" thing is so gay. I don't listen to black metal because it's true. It's what I've liked for years, along with a billion other styles, and bands. Black metal is not about some club of people that purposely listen to crappy produced records. I can listen to Spear Of Longinus (WHO THAT BE??), then just as easily put on a slick produced album like Samael "Ceremony Of Opposites". It's all about individual taste, and the generalizations here are so stupid. Real black metal doesn't have to be about being grim, corpse paint, spikes, or any other stupid cliche.

You guys forgot about Mystifier, and Hirax.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 13,2003 8:48pm
Ninkaszi187 said:
Mystifier


a lot of people I knew praised this band. then I heard a cover of .. um.. I forget who mystifier was covering, but it was the worst song ever.
I hope they have better stuff than that track I heard.




toggletoggle post by Ninkaszi187   at Aug 13,2003 9:39pm
Rev, check out the demos, and seven inch. They just got released on an LP. http://www.bestialonslaught.com has it in stock. It is much faster, and in the vein of early Sarcofago.

The albums Goetia, and Wicca are out on a double cd as well, and those albums are kind of like the demos/seven inch, but more put together. I think Bestial Onslaught has that as well.

I've never heard that cover, but the last album they put out was terrible.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 13,2003 11:01pm
Ninkaszi187 said:
I know you guys think rehashing ten year old Anal Cunt jokes are like SO TOTALLY COO, but it's old. If you are going to make fun of something you know nothing about, at least say something half way funny.

Spalding, get your head out of your ass. The "TROO" thing is so gay. I don't listen to black metal because it's true. It's what I've liked for years, along with a billion other styles, and bands. Black metal is not about some club of people that purposely listen to crappy produced records. I can listen to Spear Of Longinus (WHO THAT BE??), then just as easily put on a slick produced album like Samael "Ceremony Of Opposites". It's all about individual taste, and the generalizations here are so stupid. Real black metal doesn't have to be about being grim, corpse paint, spikes, or any other stupid cliche.

You guys forgot about Mystifier, and Hirax.




black metal is gay.

with the makeup:


without the makeup:





toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 13,2003 11:03pm
everyone forgot God Forbid



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 13,2003 11:05pm
Hoser said:
God Forbid by far.....I f'in love God Forbid.





toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 13,2003 11:05pm
Ninkaszi187 said:


Spalding, get your head out of your ass. The "TROO" thing is so gay. I don't listen to black metal because it's true. It's what I've liked for years, along with a billion other styles, and bands. Black metal is not about some club of people that purposely listen to crappy produced records. I can listen to Spear Of Longinus (WHO THAT BE??), then just as easily put on a slick produced album like Samael "Ceremony Of Opposites". It's all about individual taste, and the generalizations here are so stupid. Real black metal doesn't have to be about being grim, corpse paint, spikes, or any other stupid cliche.

You guys forgot about Mystifier, and Hirax.



i know... im not a biased anything fan. i listen to a billion styles of music and whatnot. stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason ya know. i can think of atleast 9 kids off the top of my head that are "tr00" and make fun of anything that isnt tr00. its aggravating when i hear people say that IX Equillibrium is a crappy album because its not black metal enough... what the fuck is it then? and then they go and like prometheus... they have their shit mixed up... prometheus fucking sucks and Equillibrium rules. the "tr00" black metal fans are the most biased and close-minded people ever. i like black metal i just dislike the fans...




toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 13,2003 11:09pm edited Aug 13,2003 11:09pm
i like prometheus...eruptions is fucking sick.




toggletoggle post by Terence   at Aug 13,2003 11:10pm
well i stand corrected, someone shove a gauntlet with 1" spikes up my ass, make sure it's 1" spikes, cause those are illegal in Ma., so therefore making it tr00



toggletoggle post by humanracist at Aug 14,2003 12:22am edited Aug 14,2003 12:44am
Nargaroth - Black Metal ist Krieg
Judas Iscariot - Dethroned, Conquered, Forgotten
Burzum - Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Graveland - The Celtic Winter
Weltmacht - The Call to Battle
Absu - Tara
Setherial - Nord
Immortal - Pure Holocaust
Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Summoning - Dol Goldur

note - Judas Iscariot, Weltmacht, and Absu are the only amerikan bands. Nargaroth rules.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Aug 14,2003 6:12am
Terence said:
well i stand corrected, someone shove a gauntlet with 1" spikes up my ass, make sure it's 1" spikes, cause those are illegal in Ma., so therefore making it tr00


i actually have a gauntlet with 1 inchers on it. so when and where can we get together and pull this off Terence dear?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2003 8:42am
damn, I downloaded some Weltmacht per your suggestion and I having listened to it yet cause that harddrive died.



toggletoggle post by EuronymouS at Oct 29,2005 3:02pm
you guys are fucking posers ... all of you stfu you know nothing of black metal you fucking trend fag's Cradle of filth is the most gayest Commercialized mainstream black metal band ever fuck you guys ... MAYHEM , EMPEROR , IMMORTAL , DARK THRONE , NEGATOR , MARDUK , DARK FUNERAL , BURZUM , OLD DIMMU BORGIR , GORGOROTH MORE JUST DON'T WANT TO GET EM FUCKING TREND LIKE YOU ALL POSERS SITTING AROUND HERE TALKING ABOUT CRADLE OF FILTH AND SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS .. AND TO THE FAGGOTS WHO ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT BLACK METAL YOU KNOW NOTHING AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SHIT GO FUCKING ARGUE AND TALK SHIT ELSE WHERE IF YOUR NOT GUNNA TALK ABOUT REAL BLACK METAL YOU FUCKING GEEKS ...



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Oct 29,2005 3:18pm
Liking Mayhem, Emperor, Immortal, Marduk, etc. Seems to be the new trend in black metal.



toggletoggle post by wade at Oct 29,2005 3:46pm
ORCUSTUS



toggletoggle post by Kommander Noktu at Oct 29,2005 3:59pm
EuronymouS said:
you guys are fucking posers ... all of you stfu you know nothing of black metal you fucking trend fag's Cradle of filth is the most gayest Commercialized mainstream black metal band ever fuck you guys ... MAYHEM , EMPEROR , IMMORTAL , DARK THRONE , NEGATOR , MARDUK , DARK FUNERAL , BURZUM , OLD DIMMU BORGIR , GORGOROTH MORE JUST DON'T WANT TO GET EM FUCKING TREND LIKE YOU ALL POSERS SITTING AROUND HERE TALKING ABOUT CRADLE OF FILTH AND SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS .. AND TO THE FAGGOTS WHO ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT BLACK METAL YOU KNOW NOTHING AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SHIT GO FUCKING ARGUE AND TALK SHIT ELSE WHERE IF YOUR NOT GUNNA TALK ABOUT REAL BLACK METAL YOU FUCKING GEEKS ...


You are a flaming homosexual.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 29,2005 4:19pm
I guess I don't like black metal. I only like the stuff that's evolved from black metal that "tr00 kult" elistists hate because it's musically better.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 1,2005 8:44pm
BUMP


Pure Fucking Potmegeddon


PEACE IST BLAK METAL!!




toggletoggle post by bestial onsluts at Nov 1,2005 11:13pm
MO' TISHON! HANDS DOWN



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 2,2005 12:05am
there isn't a lot of black metal i really like anymore, i used to be really into it, but i've narrowed it down to only a select few classic bands: venom, hellhammer/celtic frost, bathory, darkthrone, emperor, and burzum. rotting christ is excellent as well. ditto enslaved. i like one or two albums from cradle of filth and i actually like the newest dimmu borgir album better than their old stuff



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 2,2005 12:06am
Ryan_M said:
there isn't a lot of black metal i really like anymore, i used to be really into it, but i've narrowed it down to only a select few classic bands: venom, hellhammer/celtic frost, bathory, darkthrone, emperor, and burzum. rotting christ is excellent as well. ditto enslaved. i like one or two albums from cradle of filth and i actually like the newest dimmu borgir album better than their old stuff


i'm rel proud of ya.



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Nov 2,2005 8:16am
Emperor - IX Equillibrium and before
Dimmu - up to Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
Behemoth - (last 2 CD's)
Absu
Marduk
Mayhem - Grand Declaration of War
Rotting Christ (even though I don't really think they're "Black Metal")
Naglfar
December Wolves ('Til Ten Years was a blackmetal masterpiece)
Enslaved - Frost and Eld



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 2,2005 8:19am
If we are talking metal bands with black people in them, Hirax, and up and coming, WetNurse



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 2,2005 10:34am
dreaminginexile mentioned another good band, absu; i've been into them lately as well they are one of the better american black metal bands



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Nov 2,2005 10:41am
BODY COUNT IS IN THE HOUSE, MOTHA FUCKAS!

Oh man, everytime a Body Count comes on my mp3 player when driving I crank it. KKK Bitch comes up alot, same with Bowels of the Devil.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 2,2005 10:44am
Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said:
BODY COUNT IS IN THE HOUSE, MOTHA FUCKAS!

Oh man, everytime a Body Count comes on my mp3 player when driving I crank it. KKK Bitch comes up alot, same with Bowels of the Devil.


I love Body Count.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 2,2005 10:50am
how about you just like whatever you want to like and fuck what anyone has to say about it. do you know how many times i've been told that dimmu sucks? does that stop me from listening to it? fuck no. i dont give a rats ass if someone doesnt like it. i do, and thats all that matters to me. if you arent listening to something because someone else said it sucks, or vice versa, that is what is called a POSER.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 2,2005 2:35pm
DreamingInExile said:

Mayhem - Grand Declaration of War


I don't understand why more people don't like this album. View From Nihil and A Time To Die have to be two of the heaviest black metal songs I've ever heard, and there's other awesome stuff on it too. I'm glad someone agrees with me.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Nov 2,2005 2:35pm
I mean View From Nihil Pt. 1, in case it isn't self-explanatory.



toggletoggle post by George nli at Nov 3,2005 10:09am
i like enslaved alot, but darkthrone and emperor are my fav's

i never got into mayhem though



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 3,2005 10:20am
I think it's funny that mayhem came out with Grand Declaration Of War which I didn't like and then a year later, marduk came out with La Grande Danse Macabre which I didn't like for all the same reasons as I didn't like gdw.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 3,2005 10:21am
if you like darkthrone, get older mayhem.. it's like roots..
get De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas or the split with morbid.



toggletoggle post by tedonegoodfuck  at Nov 3,2005 10:42am
For all time? Beherit.
Best release? Enslaved side of Emperor/Enslaved split



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 6,2005 9:18am
Yuor gay



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 6,2005 9:19am
O by the way cradle of filth is one of the greatest bands in the world



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 6,2005 9:22am
Kommander Noktu said:
EuronymouS said:
you guys are fucking posers ... all of you stfu you know nothing of black metal you fucking trend fag's Cradle of filth is the most gayest Commercialized mainstream black metal band ever fuck you guys ... MAYHEM , EMPEROR , IMMORTAL , DARK THRONE , NEGATOR , MARDUK , DARK FUNERAL , BURZUM , OLD DIMMU BORGIR , GORGOROTH MORE JUST DON'T WANT TO GET EM FUCKING TREND LIKE YOU ALL POSERS SITTING AROUND HERE TALKING ABOUT CRADLE OF FILTH AND SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS .. AND TO THE FAGGOTS WHO ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT BLACK METAL YOU KNOW NOTHING AND NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SHIT GO FUCKING ARGUE AND TALK SHIT ELSE WHERE IF YOUR NOT GUNNA TALK ABOUT REAL BLACK METAL YOU FUCKING GEEKS ...
Man your gay cradle is better than any of your pussy ass bands on here so just shut your mouth

You are a flaming homosexual.





toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 7,2005 9:16am
thegreatspaldino said:
RustedAngel said:
black metal with good production

dark funeral, immortal, dimmu borgir, emperor



just letting you know... most tr00pers hate those bands... because if it has good production... its not black metal =) anyways.. dimmu isnt really black metal... and new immortal isnt black metal and by a tr00pers stand point... equillibrium and up emperor isnt black metal either.... black metal fans are gay though so its ok =)

god your such a fag you dont know shit about black metal you Quire



toggletoggle post by Arthur_ATD nli at Dec 7,2005 9:18am
ahhh anonymous shit talkers, who obviously know more than everyone else could possibly know. yay.



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