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returntothepit >> discuss >> NEWS: God announces "Babies just shouldn't have a right to live" by the_taste_of_cigarettes on Nov 23,2005 9:22am
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 23,2005 9:22am
New York, New York - At a press conference in Manhattan today, God announced that no babies shall have the right to live. Using terms like, "Okey-Dokey-Abortion" and hammering critics with phrases such as, "Shut the fuck up, I hate babies you cunt smellers", God went into gory details about how babies were an accidental side effect of humans he never intended. "Really, I didn't know these little pieces of hoobastank were gonna shoot out of the gizzy hole," God said in response to a question from reporter on why God would make something he didn't want to exist, "I thought all that would come out of there would be hot sex."

Jesus could not be reached for comment.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 23,2005 9:44am
god sounds like a real chauvinist, huh? yeesh!



toggletoggle post by backalleyabortionist  at Nov 23,2005 12:48pm
sounds perfect.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Nov 23,2005 1:09pm
hmmmmm.....



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 23,2005 1:10pm
whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Nov 23,2005 2:26pm
...and abortions for all...



toggletoggle post by dreadedsilence at Nov 23,2005 2:28pm
abortions for some, mini american flags for everyone else



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 23,2005 6:47pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments



what's the matter Sean, can't read the name of who originated that Sisto post?



toggletoggle post by soloman   at Nov 23,2005 7:02pm
i doubt God actually said that.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 24,2005 2:25am
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments



what's the matter Sean, can't read the name of who originated that Sisto post?


that has nothing to do with it, joe posted how many times in that thread and you posted how many times in that thread.

yeah settle down over there or the punx might get you



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Nov 24,2005 7:03am
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
whats the matter Nick, no new Ben Sisto comments



what's the matter Sean, can't read the name of who originated that Sisto post?


that has nothing to do with it, joe posted how many times in that thread and you posted how many times in that thread.

yeah settle down over there or the punx might get you



sometimes I think you think you're being funny but you just come across as antagonistic.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 24,2005 10:42am
sometimes i wonder if you'll just lighten up and not be so pompous...but hey everybodies gotta have a hobby. i like collecting outragous hats



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Nov 24,2005 11:21am
HE'S USING BIG WORDS!

pompous motherfucker...



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 24,2005 11:46am
KillerKadoogan said:
HE'S USING BIG WORDS!

pompous motherfucker...


LOUD NOISES



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