Forum.RttP{This band rules your life}

my friends and me have made so many shitty a.c. rip off grind bands like that before - good times.

the first band we did was Dead Fucking Baby, with my friends Doug(guitar) and Steve(vocals). i played drums - badly. we recorded a demo on one track of a four track recorder, so it only played out one speaker of a stereo.

the second band was Deathfuck, with just me and Doug, taking turns playing guitar and drums and singing. our demo sucked ass big time; more focus on making retard noises and practicing death vocals than making good music.

the third was Project Darkewolf, a band dedicated to making fun of this fat ugly goth cunt we knew who called herself "Darkewolf". Lineup was Steve(vocals) Doug(guitars) Me(bass/backing vocals) and Mat(drum programming/backing vocals). Steve thought the girl smelled like pork, so we recorded a song called "Pork". it was all we ever did.

the fourth was a one man Impaled Northern Moonforest rip off i did myself, i played guitar, screamed and tapped my foot on the floor for "drums".

the fifth was Doug and me again in Gollum's Penis, an acoustic grindcore/ballad band singing about LOTR characters' private parts and sex organs.

the sixth and last one was Sex With Roadkill, me(drum/vocals) and Doug(guitar/vocals) once again. we recorded a half decent demo, sold about 20 copies, made a MySpace, then when we realized no one cared and how boring it was recording rehashed a.c. material, we deleted the MySpace, and never recorded again.

that's my musical "career" right there. sorry about the rant, but this post made me start remembering all the crappy bands i've played in.