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returntothepit >> discuss >> So I was subjected to watching SLC Punk last night, cause like an idiot i promised my girlfriend id watch whatever she wanted no matter what it was... by KeithMutiny on Nov 9,2005 12:50pm
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toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 9,2005 12:50pm
Holy Shit... was that not the worst, most in acurate portayal of a punk that i have even seen in my entire life. That movie was one giant pile of horse shit, and im almost embarassed to admit i sat through it. This made Sid and Nancy look good, thats all i have too say about that.

but for anyone that has seen it, didnt that sean kid remind you of Kenny Lanning, near the end when hes beggin for change, that all i could think of.


godam that movie sucked, im gonna go rediem myself by watching Suburbia and putting on my nervous breakdown record. FUCK.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 9,2005 12:51pm
you loved it



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Nov 9,2005 12:52pm
sounds like you need a joint



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 9,2005 12:53pm
haha, i was seriously getting pissed watching it, and i was like, why do i care... but for some reason i couldnt help it.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Nov 9,2005 1:18pm
hahah dont feel bad ive gotten intoa situation like that and wound up watching fucking shrek 2



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 9,2005 1:31pm
Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 9,2005 1:32pm
heh



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Nov 9,2005 2:10pm
I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 9,2005 2:14pm
The Magic Poon will do all sorts of weird stuff to a man.
Dont be ashamed, for I have seen men buy tampons, my son.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 9,2005 2:23pm edited Nov 9,2005 2:23pm
litacore said:
I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


Notice she said 'almost'.
This is because the Female gender is not affected quite the same way by a similar 'Monster Johnson' effect.

The female will not feel compelled to sit thru a movie, or subject herself to a similar situation, unless the 'Monster Johnson' meter, is at a recent high.

High meter readings are usually caused by expensive food, expensive cars, or money, although not all subjects are the same.
Other causes are:
Causing men discomfort
Watching men do the dishes
Taking mens lives, and ruining them
hitting a mans privates on 'accident'
Taking cash out of downed mans pocket.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 9,2005 3:44pm
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 9,2005 3:47pm
Sometimes I get asked to watch episodes of 21 Jumpstreet. And that's when I say "No".



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 9,2005 4:52pm
everyone that watches that movie has to remind everyone that "thats not punk man" no shit its not a portrayl of what punk is....cause there is no such thing as a fucking portrayl of what "punk" is.

the movie was just that...a freaking movie...just fucking laugh at the jokes and realize its just supposed to be a shitty comedy.



toggletoggle post by nate   at Nov 9,2005 4:59pm
Keith mentioned Suburbia above, that is the closest any movie has come to portraying the "punk" lifestyle. I used to watch that movie all the time when I was a teenager. Great flick!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 9,2005 5:47pm
Christraper said:
Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.


i saw a dresden dolls music video once and couldn't stand the song. it was catchy in a bad way. i guess it's cool that they are doing something different with their music than most of the mainstream crap i've heard, but i certainly couldn't get into it.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Nov 9,2005 6:26pm
Suburbia was an awesome movie. That is, if you're talking about the suburbia with Flea, where the baby gets eaten by dogs in the beginning. I've never seen the other flick by the same name.

As for SLC punk, accurate or not I thought it was a pretty good movie, and made a pretty valid point at the end. I'm not sure what they were shooting for when they killed off Heroin Bob, I hope the just wanted to show irony, and weren't trying to preach some anti drug shit.
\



toggletoggle post by nate   at Nov 9,2005 6:31pm
Yes I meant the older version of Suburbia, I refuse to acknowledge the other one and have never seen it nor will I.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 9,2005 6:33pm
The main thing I'd like to point out that was wrong with this movie: Punks have never beaten up skinheads ever in the history of mankind.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 9,2005 6:42pm
Fuck that flick.

Keith, tell Beth that because of that, you're gonna get anal.
No matter how clean the house is.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 9,2005 11:43pm
Dankill said:
Fuck that flick.

Keith, tell Beth that because of that, you're gonna get anal.
No matter how clean the house is.



haha, hey its her fault i sprained my shoulder at ya house last weekend too, shes in for it now...



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 6:40am
it woulda been funny if your gf had wanted to watch gay porn



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 6:48am
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 10,2005 7:09am
Christraper said:
Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.


The Dresden Dolls are the worst!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 10,2005 8:31am
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 10,2005 8:35am
dreadkill said:
i saw a dresden dolls music video once and couldn't stand the song. it was catchy in a bad way.


Yea!!!! I still cant get that stupid song out of my head! Stupid melodramatic cunt and her goddamn piano.






toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 10,2005 10:44am
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.


Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Nov 10,2005 10:48am
I actually really enjoyed SLC Punk, granted yes it was no Suburbia but I thought the film, for what it was worth, was a fun movie. Hell I even bought it 2 for 20 at some place with suburbia.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 10,2005 11:38am
"The main thing I'd like to point out that was wrong with this movie: Punks have never beaten up skinheads ever in the history of mankind."

im really not defending this movie whatsoever, but
a. ITS A MOVIE
b. do you really know complete national history of punk rock scenes across the united states?



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Nov 10,2005 11:42am edited Nov 10,2005 11:44am
powerkok said:
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.


Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.


haha i was about to say somthing to the effect of i wouldnt tell a fairly large man i had sex wit his wife



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 10,2005 11:43am
i love the anonymous posts, it's only a movie it's only a movie. hey fuckwads it's only some kids opinion of "the movie" who cares he's not setting up laws against you watching it.

fuck all !



toggletoggle post by ltdec-1000  at Nov 10,2005 11:43am
i havent seen suburbia, but i was SLC Punk was funny. The ending kind of comes out of nowhere, i mean it starts out as a relatively funny movie, but the end is the complete opposite.



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 10,2005 11:43am edited Nov 10,2005 11:44am
b. do you really know complete national history of punk rock scenes across the united states?


no. do you? ass hat.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 10,2005 12:13pm
timma said:
b. do you really know complete national history of punk rock scenes across the united states?


no. do you? ass hat.


actually, i probably have a pretty good idea.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 12:53pm
powerkok said:
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.


Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.

I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.



toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 10,2005 12:56pm
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.



than this it gets no worse.



toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 10,2005 12:59pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Christraper said:
Its ok dude. I was forced to sit through a fucking Dresden Dolls music video the other day. Id rather slice my ballsack open again than to have to watch that crap a second time.


The Dresden Dolls are the worst!


what? they are totally pretense-free. and FNX plays them! all the time!




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Nov 10,2005 12:59pm
davefromthegrave said:
powerkok said:
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.


Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.

I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.



Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.



toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 10,2005 1:01pm
litacore said:
I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


this made me think of Monster Squad.




toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 10,2005 1:03pm
wade said:
litacore said:
I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


this made me think of Monster Squad.



wow old school and badass...thanks wade now i gotta try to find that later !



toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 10,2005 1:04pm
didn't see it on netflix.



toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 10,2005 1:05pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
wade said:
litacore said:
I almost had to sit through 'Monster in Law'


this made me think of Monster Squad.



wow old school and badass...thanks wade now i gotta try to find that later !



remember wolfman in the phonebooth warning the dad..."RRRAAAEEEAARGH, HE'S GONNA KILL YOUR SON, RRREAAARGGGSKSSSHH!!!!"

and the mysterious caller "Alucard."



toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 10,2005 1:06pm
"is SHE a virgin?" hahahaha.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 1:09pm
powerkok said:
davefromthegrave said:
powerkok said:
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.


Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.

I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.



Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.


no, I do. it's just easier to tell that I'm joking in real life.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 10,2005 1:11pm
i just like when the fatkid actually blows any swampthing and the two bullys are in the candy store shitless



toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 10,2005 1:14pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
i just like when the fatkid actually blows any swampthing and the two bullys are in the candy store shitless


haha, yeah and "Wolfman's got nards!"




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 10,2005 1:18pm
davefromthegrave said:
powerkok said:
davefromthegrave said:
powerkok said:
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.


Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.

I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.



Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.


no, I do. it's just easier to tell that I'm joking in real life.


That's fine, but that was a particularly nasty comment and even my friends wouldn't say that jokingly. I'm very busy though and don't have time to be upset about something stupid.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 10,2005 1:19pm
oh yeah, hey keith tell beth i'll watch movies you dont like with her Ha



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 10,2005 1:19pm
wade said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.



than this it gets no worse.


Agreed.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Nov 10,2005 1:24pm
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
powerkok said:
davefromthegrave said:
powerkok said:
largefreakatzero said:
davefromthegrave said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.


you don't have to tell her that. I fuck your wife lovingly all the time.


So that's why she comes home laughing hysterically all the time, mumbling something about such an incredibly small penis.

Since I am such a even-tempered sort of guy, I won't hunt you down and gut you like a trout for that comment, but I would not recommend saying that to my face if you value your current dental work.


Ya Dave, what are you, high?
His name is Largefreaatzero, and that is no joke.
LOL.

I say shit like that to everyone. don't take it seriously.



Well, more like "I say shit like that to everyone online " , cuz you definitley wouldnt say it in person.


no, I do. it's just easier to tell that I'm joking in real life.


That's fine, but that was a particularly nasty comment and even my friends wouldn't say that jokingly. I'm very busy though and don't have time to be upset about something stupid.


yeah, now that I think about it, it was pretty nasty. but I'm glad you have a good attitude about it.




toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 10,2005 1:26pm
I'm so lucky because my girlfriend has two friends that are gay.
I make her watch all her chick flick garbage with them.
That way, she can watch her movies and scissorfight with a fag at the same time.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 10,2005 1:44pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
oh yeah, hey keith tell beth i'll watch movies you dont like with her Ha


i was there when she got your messege yesterday on myspace, i laughed.

"your sisters hot, and some of your friends are too, just figured i'd let ya know -SMC"

classic



toggletoggle post by SickSickSicks   at Nov 10,2005 5:47pm
davefromthegrave said:








*laughter and applause*


I didnt think SLC punk was that bad. not the best movie ever but theres way worse









toggletoggle post by dan nli at Nov 10,2005 6:18pm
sat·ire Pronunciation Key (str)
n.

1. A work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.



toggletoggle post by wade on a GOOD computer (not his) at Nov 10,2005 6:32pm
largefreakatzero said:
wade said:
largefreakatzero said:
Tr00! Some idiot gave my wife "The Thornbirds" mini-series on DVD and she keeps threatening me with it. I tell her lovingly to go fuck herself.



than this it gets no worse.


Agreed.


epic miniseries = no.




toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 10,2005 6:46pm
Careful on the gay porn.

Beth once told me about her "I think cute guys kissing is hot" madness.
This type of thinking is what the Red Chinese are trying to plant into our brains. Damn women. Damn Chinese.

And what the hell did you do at my house that fucked up your shoulder?



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 10,2005 8:04pm
sleeping......



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 10,2005 8:19pm
rrrriiiggghhhtttt



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Nov 10,2005 8:39pm



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 10,2005 8:51pm
KeithMutiny said:
whiskey_weed_and_women said:
oh yeah, hey keith tell beth i'll watch movies you dont like with her Ha


i was there when she got your messege yesterday on myspace, i laughed.

"your sisters hot, and some of your friends are too, just figured i'd let ya know -SMC"

classic


hey a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do



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