I fucking hate it when some asshole I hardly know is trying way to hard to be my friend, constantly inviting me to retarded parties, calling me everyday, and trying way to hard to be cool with me. FUCK OFF. I fucking hate everything.

jesus christ, man, all i said was "wanna toss back a few beers?"...

All he wanted was to toss your salad man. Thats cold. Thats a cold untossed salad.

Ha, you've got friends?

YOU'LL NEVER BE A FRIEND OF MINE!!

smells like cheese

sounds like hes trying real hard to get into the proverbial pantalones.

Get a huge MISANTHROPE tattoo.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

if I do, can we start a club? I'll let you be president.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

ya but then mall goth kids will just think hes a dimmu fan

That would be MISANTHROPIA for DB fans.

They can't even read, let alone spell. So long as the font's different they won't recognize it.

i'm quite flattered that you think i'm cute but dont deal with compacted poop