"The band Circle of Dead Children has been found on the hard drives of over 3/4 of the students at local private high school Sayre (Lexington, KY). All of the students at this school carry laptops because it is a requirement of the school and with over 1000 students, the amount of infected individuals is appalling. Two days ago, a student was found listening to the band while in math class. The teacher grabs the headphones and is shocked to hear what she hears. Deep, disturbing and crude 'music' that goes beyond any other devil music heard in the past. Obvious, blatant and blunt description of death and destruction of humanity. At the moment, Sayre school is under full investigation by both the PTA and local christian groups. The goal of the investigation is to find the root of this 'digital daemonic virus' called Circle of Dead Children." -School news email to parents

do people really still believe in the devil, i mean is that still around

apparently

must not have cable TV there

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:

do they still burn witches too, i mean the devil. wow just wow, so i take it they must believe in god then and the fact that he left dinosaur fossils to fuck with mankind and see how much he could challenge our faith

ignorance is usually bliss. nice to see these fucks bent out of shape over music.

I think it's kinda cool that out of 1000 students, about 750 had CoDC on their computers.

that's intense.

pisses of?

succubus said:


I was trying to quote Ashley Simpson but have it your way

Pisses...pisses...pisses of me....

hahahahahaha
touché

shrapnel ! said:

classic bill hicks piece

its 2005,its time for people to take a look around, and stop reading books from 3000 years ago

haha circle of dead children rule

devil metal rules!

death radio rules

I liked Circle of Dead Children before they were popular at Christian Schools.

That IS a pretty impressive ratio of Grinders in such a big school... I wonder if they meant 3 or 4, not 3 out of 4 haha...

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:


this is by far one of the funniest statements i have ever read

BestialOnslaught said:

that's what I was wondering myself. If that's 3/4 that's a damn fine ratio.

not buyin it

hahaha this is awesome

it was sent by a dude who owns a record shop in Lexington, Kentucky. he heard about it through some kids in the store, got a copy of the email that was sent out to the parents and emailed it to the band. i guess an actual email is going to be turned into a PDF file and posted or something.

the 3/4 thing is alot, but believeable. didn't mean that they all had every release or full cds on there... could be anywhere from a song to entire records. kids trade files alot and a name like Circle of Dead Children could be something a lot of them just wanted to check out for the shock of it. who knows? fucking awesome either way! this is what metal needed! good time pissing off the holier than thou crowd and getting people SCARED of music again. that is what's up.

I love it! "Infected individuals", is that what they're calling us metalheads now...

I'm a Christian, but nowhere in the bible does it say, "thou shalt not headbang to Slayer or Circle of Dead ChildreN"

\m/

anonymous said:

I guess so. Whatever happened to 'maggots'?

anonymous said:

It's in the book of Leviticus...somewhere in the middle.

hungtableed said:

Sargeant Slaughter retired.

the_taste_of_cigarettes said:


HA HA!!! CODC SUCK BALLS

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hahah

"Sayre school is under full investigation by both the PTA and local christian groups"

What needs to be investigated?

and how many crime labs does the vatican command?

hurray for free codc publicity.

I went to a christian school in jr high. some kid always wrote korn on the tables. someone else would write sxe on the tables. the k in korn was always changed to a B and then they wrote again so it said Born again. and sxe was always crossed out and hugs was written underneath it. Theres a small faction of anarchristians who have been hacking christian teenagers computers and replacing all thier p.o.d. mp3s with incantation songs and changing the childrens homepages to meatspin.com

Hoax.

NickReddy said:

Anarchristians? Wait, hacking? You mean like on the internet?

I made it up. but yes. thats what I mean.

anonymous said:


Yes, thank you. At least, I'm not the only one on here representing Christ. I think there is such a thing as a Christian metalhead who likes secular music. Myself included.

theres no rules saying you cant be christian or whatever and like good music. I think alot of people seem to get mad at christians in general cause its such a huge thing and they dont really know what they are talking about, or theyve run into the crazy right winger nuts who dont let thier kids listen to the radio, its kind of sad. not all christians or not even are intolerant, religion pushing, closeminded whackos.

Who gives a shit about religion anyway?!

So Nick, do you agree with me?

this thread got dumb.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

way to rep......... yo.

Circle of Dead Children is the reason I am going to hell, hooray!

That would be true if you hadn't already had a room booked in hell for all of those raped children.

I completely agree with you

hey dudes.

just a quick hi to let everyone know i have nothing, let me be clear, NOTHING to do with this ConquerTheBaphomet assclown.

C-ya. Be kind to yourselves...and each other.

hahhaha great,fuck christians dude,brain washing kids and using scare tactics to make them belive that theres a 2000 year old invisable man wathcing all of us, bull shit.. i for one love circle of dead children and im glad that they'll be known for this kudos to them..

What the hell did I do?