|
New site? Maybe some day.
|
oh man it's a good thing you posted this. i told you i'd forget.
i will most definitley be there.
yes there is a bar in his basement. |
|
2 questions, 1 will there be bands, and 2 what would you want for donations? |
|
sounds like fun.
what's it in celebration of?
where do you live?
does it cost money to drink?
do you have a bar in your basement?
just fucking with you. |
|
Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said: 2 questions, 1 will there be bands, and 2 what would you want for donations? |
No there will not be bands playing at my house and as far as donations go, its all you can drink so whatever you can cough up that makes you not feel jewish for drinking all my beer should suffice.
|
|
christraper's bar is the shit. Octoberfest is the best beer sam adams makes.
|
|
This is a Goddamnitdavesackupandscoopthesandoutofyourgapingvagina Inc. sponsored event |
|
This will continue to be bumped henceforth |
|
Youre damn right they will be. And so will you. Bitch. |
|
heros in a half shell. turtle power.
|
|
I read nothing about grass being there so I doubt I'll go. ha ha. |
|
You have fine taste in beer, sir. Unfortunately Providence, RI is very far from Warner, NH. I am jealous, though. |
|
oh yea i forgot, theres plenty of room at my house to crash for anyone whos too drunk or lives too far away. |
|
I'm going trick or treating for octoberfest |
|
Why do Germans celebrate oktoberfest in september? |
|
i thought that guy was holding a wiffle ball, and i thought to myself, "what kind of a pussy gets knocked out playing wiffle ball?"
also, i will not be attending this party because anyone in Horn of Valerie Bertinelli is far too necro to be having any kind of party, shindig, hootenany, get together, jamboree, bonanza, bash, or box social. |
|
Not to worry. The beer will be there but were not allowed to drink it because that would be fun. Were just gonna sit there in the dark all night and be one with the grimness. |
|
damn i wanna hit this up! |
|
I'm sorry but I don't wanna stare at beer I wanna drink it |
|
alright you can drink it but dont tell any of the other guys |
|
get up, come on get down with the grimness
ooooo wa a a a |
|
Im.....too necro for my shirt......so necro it hurts...... |
|
Christraper said: Im.....too necro for my shirt......so necro it hurts...... |
somebody needs to photoshop some corpse paint onto Right Said Fred Right Fuckin Now |
|
kadooooogan said: Christraper said:Im.....too necro for my shirt......so necro it hurts...... |
somebody needs to photoshop some corpse paint onto Right Said Fred Right Fuckin Now |
Im immortal.......ya know what I mean, and I do my little turn in the graveyard.......
|
|
....too necro for my cat, watcha think about that.... |
|
don't make me do it myself, as it will suck horribly and ruin any comedic value it may have had |
|
just photoshop abbath's head on right said fred |
|
im actually in the middle of doing just that right now |
|
i was gonna put a moon in there too but i decided against it. |
|
Horse's Spell: Rise of Equestrion |
|
Christraper said: Not to worry. The beer will be there but were not allowed to drink it because that would be fun. Were just gonna sit there in the dark all night and be one with the grimness. |
You mus also embody rue evil or your par y will be a comple e failure and o ally un rue |
|
alright fine, anyone coming to the party has to get "666" branded on their ass at the door before they can come in |
|
Christraper Jay, Gemini here. Northern Maniacs will be there and give many bronze peices towards those fine alchohol selections! |
|
Christraper said: alright fine, anyone coming to the party has to get "666" branded on their ass at the door before they can come in |
Some people might enjoy things like that and it will make them :spits: happy. |
|
We were considering buying a giant bottle af whiskey and vodka and maybe some chasers but it depends on how much money we have. Probably though. |
|
i have no idea who this "christraper" person is |
|
I like totally don't know if I like wanna be like subjected to like a party where like the elite just like listen to music and like sit. Word on the street is that like HOV totally like don't like to like have fun and like are not aloud to like smile. I've never met anyone of them but like everyone says that so like I believe it, I'm not like ignorant am I? |
|
omfg like don not mak fun of dimmu or u will totally be like castr8ed by satin |
|
dimmu are gawds they started everything-shagrath has the most organic vokills in the history of black metal. |
|
if it were not for dimmu borgir, i would still be polishing shoes |
|
BLLEEHHHH!
IF IT WASN'T FOR DIMMU, I'D BE A FISHERMAN. |
|
atilla tends to sound constipated |
|
let us play it, that's my birthday ! |
|
Sean Shrapnel nli said: let us play it, that's my birthday ! |
dude i totally would but its at my house and my basement isnt soundproofed yet.
|
|
Do we have to know you. Or could I just show up. Maybe with some Jd and nuggets. |
|
Hey Jay, ive got coming with me: Myself (matt, CNV) christ! (martyrvore) and Shawn ( dude from maine) ill make sure we all pay for your supply of beer. Is this okay that im bringing these ghouls?
You best play MERCIFUL FATE "melissa" and "KING DIAMOND'S "fatal portrait" on this Great Samhain worship! |
|
Hails Gemini! Of course you are the CNV horde are more than welcome. I speak on behalf of Christraper as his bandmate! I look forward to having beers alongside my NEBM comrades!
|
|
If its cool with Jay, I'll bring my turntable and our PA system and DJ downstairs in the basement...
Only Mercyful Fate on vinyl is real!! |
|
Only Vinyl Period is Real! Yeah, thanks for the info Kinslayer! We will be there. By the way, did you ever recieve the Letter with some HUMAN SLAUGHTER enclosed? ---Gemini |
|
Kinslayer said: If its cool with Jay, I'll bring my turntable and our PA system and DJ downstairs in the basement...
Only Mercyful Fate on vinyl is real!! |
Of course its alright and it would be greatly appreciated.
And yes Matt its fine.
|
|
Dont worry the King will be played nonstop. A Halloween party at my house, what are you kidding me??? OF COURSE were gonna play Melissa! |
|
GooeyBrownStinkJuice said: Do we have to know you. Or could I just show up. Maybe with some Jd and nuggets. |
Itd be nice if you at least knew someone i know so we dont have to kill you if you act like a retard
|
|
YES!!! Call me with a reminder on this. I wanna be there.
-S |
|
IN RESPONSE TO AN EARLIER POST; YES THERE WILL BE HARD BOOZE AT THE BAR AS WELL AS BEER. I JUST SAW THE LIST LAST NIGHT AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE COMPLETELY SATISFIED. |
|
666!!
DJ Count Necro Von Blasphemer will be spinning only the most satanic hits all night!!
|
|
I'll be there LATE, save me a bump and a spin of WITCH TRAP! |
|
Kinslayer said: DJ Count Necro Von Blasphemer
|
HAHAHAHA!!!
|
|
everyone is invited but I'm still crashing the party |
|
do the humpty hump!
i'm not coming to the party now unless you spin that ill number. DATS MUH JAM! |
|
I'll have a request list going all night...but I dont own any Humpty Bumpity Rap Hop. Sorry!
Someone needs to bring lots of Tony. I havn't hooked up with Tony since I've moved to Boston yet and I dont feel like going all the way to Newport for him...but I'll throw down $$
You know, ....Tony Yayo? |
|
what about ""she drives me crazy" by fine young cannibals? |
|
what about "im gonna kill you for putting that song in my head this early in the morning" by christraper? |
|
hahahahaha i hear it EVERY GOD DAMN DAY at iparty. join the club. |
|
wow dude thats really unfortunate. when i worked at brooks i got to hear that celine dion "if you touch me like that" song like 5 times a day. |
|
I have to listen to GUITAR CENTER RADIO!!! all day every day so quit your bitching...
Every now and then you hear Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, etc and some killer hair metal...but more often then not it's a compilation of the WORST. SONGS. EVER.
I love coming home from work with a Blink 182 song in my head... |
|
they play a lot of chuck berry at my work, so i guess overall it works itself out.
i'm sorry to hear about your blink 182 affliction. that's gotta suck hugely. |
|
nothing is worse than the shit they play during xmas |
|
c'mon, dude. jingle bell rock NEVER gets old. |
|
oh my god christmas carol's are the worst.
the bitches in my office play top 40. Fortunately I play metal on my computer to drown it out, but sometimes i have to wander from my desk and the most horrendous sounds greet my ears. And they are always the horrific catchy kind. Ugh |
|
kinslayer, which guitar center do you work at? |
|
"siiiimply haaaaving a wonderful chiristmas tiiiime!!!!!" |
|
you bastard. that is now stuck in my head. |
|
You guys are making Jesus sad. |
|
Christraper said: "siiiimply haaaaving a wonderful chiristmas tiiiime!!!!!" |
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. i forgot that song even existed until now.
are you happy now? fine young cannibals for you, that god damn song for me. i think we're even. |
|
So I've been getting a play list going for the party....Nothing but the HITS!
I will be taking requests but I was thinking it may be cool to throw in some songs from local bands that may have members in attendance...
I know Abhorred (Josh) and Hekseri (Megan) will have members present so if either of you guys want me to kick out a track during the party, give me an mp3 or two...any other bands attending feel free to do the same. I'll just burn a CD-R with all the local bands mp3s... |
|
EXPLODING CHRIST!
myspace.com/explodingchrist |
|
Can you download mp3's from Myspace? I thought it was like a listen on page only type thing??
I work at the Guitar Center @ 750 Comm Ave in Boston. |
|
the mighty kinslayer is surfing myspace???
yeah dude, you can download the mp3s - www.myspace.com/abhorred |
|
No, I dont surf myspace! You son of a....
No, really I have been to that site a few times to hear a bands that didn't have mp3s elsewhere.
I avoid it and its bands like the plague...
I may have you guys send me mp3s through AOL IM...
|
|
sam adams keg?! me thinks i'll have to venture off the cape for this one... |
|
itll be worth it. booze a plenty. |
|
I will be extremely fucked up in 8 days. |
|
you're going to wait that long to get fucked up?? |
|
well probably not. but ill be REALLY fucked in 8 days. |
|
You're coming to Boston Friday night to get pickled with Korey and I right? Pussy. |
|
And you can bring your Vee and get it fixed that much sooner
|
|
OK SO.........I GUESS WE CANT GET OCTOBERFEST BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING HAS ANY WHICH AS WE ALL KNOW SUCKS BIG GIANT TESTICLES BUT...........WERE GETTING THE WINTERBREW INSTEAD. THERE WILL STILL BE NEWCASTLE!!!!! I WILL HAVE MY FILL OF BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
immmmmmmmmm wicked fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
haha me too.
ill be there as well. |
|
BUMP for Pre-Samahin Night Blasphemy!
|
|
BUMP!
SNOW/RAIN/LIGHTNING ALL NIGHT FOR THIS PARTY! |
|
Christraper, where is everyone going to park? |
|
On the street I would Imagine. People who end up crashing that night are welcome to park in the driveway but until that point we should keep it open for the people that actually live there. |
|
oh yea I forgot to mention Gorgoroth will be playing this party |
|
Is it a mixed metal bill? |
|
gemini here raper. What time does this great festivity begin? I will be bringing my friend Jeff i believe, and maybe paul. |
|
I havent been to pvd in about 3 months. This might be the excuse I need. Can I bring my dog? He only bites people that he doesn't like. |
|
DrinkHardThrashHard said: Is it a mixed metal bill? |
yea phish are opening
|
|
anonymous said: gemini here raper. What time does this great festivity begin? I will be bringing my friend Jeff i believe, and maybe paul. |
um.......9ish? Show up whenever you want dude Ill be home by 7:30.
|
|
pisscup said: I havent been to pvd in about 3 months. This might be the excuse I need. Can I bring my dog? He only bites people that he doesn't like. |
I have a cat. So no. But feel free to come and get loaded.
|
|
great!, i get out of work in boston about 6. Id be there probably about 9. |
|
Christraper said: pisscup said:I havent been to pvd in about 3 months. This might be the excuse I need. Can I bring my dog? He only bites people that he doesn't like. |
I have a cat. So no. But feel free to come and get loaded.
|
bah! no dog, no charlie.
|
|
Gemini, I look forward to sharing beers with you in honor of the pre-samhain night! |
|
I can't fuckin wait to see you!!! It's been too long. If you came to Boston last Friday and didn't call me, well, I just can't believe that.... Now that Kinslayer is here, you should move to Boston too. WTF man? C'mon already... I'll see you Friday around 9/10ish for brew, blasphemy and metal.
Hail & Kill |
|
x-jesusfucker said: I can't fuckin wait to see you!!! It's been too long. If you came to Boston last Friday and didn't call me, well, I just can't believe that.... Now that Kinslayer is here, you should move to Boston too. WTF man? C'mon already... I'll see you Friday around 9/10ish for brew, blasphemy and metal.
Hail & Kill |
I wasnt there last week. I wouldve called you. Indeed you must come drink and be merry with us.
|
|
Jay - how much do you want per head to cover the beer? We should be bringing a decent ammount of weed, and possibly our new bubbler (see below).
Gemini - I still need the CNV demo. Let me know if you want cash, or trade for both Abaroth+Infernecron demos (CDR). |
|
Xammael said: We should be bringing a decent ammount of weed |
Shhhhhhhh!!!!
And as far as the beer goes bring what ever $ seems fair. Even if your broke its not like were not gonna let you drink with us.
|
|
Haha sorry... Did I say 'weed'? I meant to say 'ambiguous flammable green substance'. |
|
dj Kinslayer Von blasphemer, the demonic christ re-issues must be among the play list, despite the fact they are not vinyl but CDs |
|
I have Punishment for Ignorance somewhere. Finding it will be quite the challenge...
CD's are fine. I only wish I had all my classics on LP! I'm probably bringing 1/2 LPs and 1/2 CDs and then a few tapes...(most of my maiden/priest/misfits/classic shit is on tape) |
|
I have punishment for ignorance and demonic battle metal, I will bring those |
|
DEMONIC....BATTLE....METAL!!! |
|
request:
drudkh for the fall season
|
|
I thought Swan Road was a pretty weak effort so I traded it off but I'll definitely bring Forgotten Legends and Autumn Aurora...
Good taste you have mmm? |
|
Kinslayer said: I thought Swan Road was a pretty weak effort so I traded it off but I'll definitely bring Forgotten Legends and Autumn Aurora...
Good taste you have mmm? |
Yeah, Swan Road sucks..
How about the song "false dawn" on Forgotten Legends?
What about Lunar Aurora? |
|
I'm not that into Lunar Aurora so I dont own anything...Sorry! |
|
Tomorrow we will be drunk. |
|
Jay, your pad is gonna be a fucking warzone! See you tomorrow night!! \m/ |
|
arillius said: Kinslayer said:I thought Swan Road was a pretty weak effort so I traded it off but I'll definitely bring Forgotten Legends and Autumn Aurora...
Good taste you have mmm? |
Yeah, Swan Road sucks..
How about the song "false dawn" on Forgotten Legends?
What about Lunar Aurora? |
I third that, Swan Road was underwhelming compared to the first two.
|
|
Tonight, my friends, tonight.
Megan, you still want me to bring the Jackson, correct? |
|
So you guys still wanna like....get loaded and stuff? Y'know....I understand if your tired and all.....its only two kegs of beer and a full bar. No big deal. Its not like that'll really get any of us drunk anyways. Maybe we should just forget about this whole party thing and go help the community in a more positive way. |
|
you could like wear an apron and give soup to homeless people |
|
yea something like that. i dunno guys. i feel born again. i feel like giving. praise jesus. im gonna go untie him and let him out of my basement for a few hours. |
|
Oh no, don't get all gay mustaine on us |
|
Yea like.....i dont feel comfortable playing with satanic bands anymore. Praise god. |
|
COLDNORTHERNVENGEANCE said:
So come!!! WTF???
|
|
COLDNORTHERNVENGEANCE said:
yeah, what the hell, Paul?!!!!! |
|
who has to work from 3 til midnight? this guy. i'm fuckin pissed. i've been looking forward to this party since whenever the fuck i found out about it. |
|
theres no way in hell its gonna be over at midnight. therell still be plenty of booze. |
|
Call out sick....Go to the party and then get a 9-5 job. |
|
Jay, ...so you're gonna be plenty stocked on booze (besides beer), or should I come prepared with my stash...just in case.... |
|
wel i knew it wouldnt be over at midnight, i'm just wondering if i'll be able to stay awake for the drive down there. |
|
the bars full as far as i could tell. im gonna buy a big bottle of whiskey just to make sure. but bring whatever you want. theres a HUGE bottle of jager at the bar. |
|
Drink a few SPARKS....on ice.
You'll be good to go.. |
|
kadooganizer said: wel i knew it wouldnt be over at midnight, i'm just wondering if i'll be able to stay awake for the drive down there. |
Aaaaaah youll be fine......you know perfectly well you should call out anyways.
|
|
i will more than likely attempt to head down there. i just printed directions out for christ's sake. now THAT'S dedication. |
|
Kinslayer, gemini here! Itll be great to drink booze with you and the other brothers of death! I will bring some vinyls too, to contribute to your DJing. Ill be leaving here at 600 or so. Horn of Valere best be on the playlist!
Chrisraper, HAIL FOR THIS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
I might bring some JD too, and i will bring cash for donations to your bar. "Heavens on fire and there aint nothing you can do, Heavens on fire when you die youll go there too!"
|
|
check your private messages Jay |
|
I'm leaving my house in like 15 mins.
See you all there... |
|
got out of work at fucking 1:30 in the god damn morning. i tried calling you Jay, but i said the nextel blah blah is not in service blah blah blah. i'm sure i missed a damn good time. |
|
kadoogan said: i'm sure i missed a damn good time. |
You did. |
|
I put an insane amount of booze into my system |
|
i just woke up maybe an hour ago. thanks for comin i had a great time. im still fucked up. |
|
What the fuck? I didn't post that 'yup' comment??
I should probably register so as to avoid people pretending to be me...
I'm not doing a fucking thing tonight. Just got out of work and now its time to SLEEP.
Hope you all dug the Von Blasphemer Hits of the 80's and 90's.
And I hope you guys are digging the guitar! You helped me pay off my new axe! |
|
Oh yeah, MATT!
I didnt find your LP in with my LPs so then, when I went back inside to tell you, I found it over where I was DJing on the floor...
I left it on top of the table. I hope you got it... |
|
Killer night Christraper and Kinslayer. I had a blast. Thanks for the booze, and all the tunes.
Kinslayer, i did get the venom vinyl, thanks for the heads-up. Talk to you guys soon.
Oh yeah, jay, your lady seemed pretty pissed in the morning about something when i left around noon.... |
|
DJ Death said: Oh yeah, jay, your lady seemed pretty pissed in the morning about something when i left around noon.... |
oh boy..
|
|
Kinslayer said: What the fuck? I didn't post that 'yup' comment?? |
it came from the same computer that this post came from... |
|
Awesome party Christraper! DJ Necro Von Blasphemer played nothing but the best, and the beer kicked ass. Hopefully your woman won't be too pissed about the smoking... we'll have to be "stealthier" with that shit next time.
Matt! Check your email |
|
All's well with the lady. Thanks for the concern though. Sooner or later she'll figure out that theres worse things in this world than pot. Untill then we can only hope and dodge the pots and pans she throws at me.
Thanks Matt and anyone else who helped clean the next morning while I was passed out. I didnt end up waking up until 6 the next night. Who all crashed at my place? |
|
By the way does anyone here smoke Parliment Cigarettes, use Lifestyle Condoms, and happen to remember having sex in my roomates bed? We can't figure out who it was. |
|
Yea thats pretty gross. I dont think it was anyone form my crew but I figured Id ask anyways. |
|
IT's Max Kinslayer's friend (the insane russian kid) he always does shit like this. |
|
I dont think so dude. Max was way too drunk friday. Someone definitely wouldve noticed him staggering up and down the stairs with some random girl. |
|
Well I don't know about you but I noticed him with some random girl... |
|
I wouldn't put it past him |
|
I wouldn't put it past him either and Jaime did say she saw him making out with some nasty broad with dreadlocks but I dont know what that lead to...
In his defense, I will go on to say he doesnt smoke Parliments and he wouldn't bother with a condom...
And quit posting anonymously...
|
|
WELL at least it was just some "stuff" left behind. My friend had a party and someone did some wacked out stuff in his parent's bedroom. |
|
I talked to that girl yesterday and no Max didnt get laid that night. I really dont think it was any of my friends anyways. Honestly the reason I brought it up was because i thought it was amusing. My roomate wasnt even at the party and he came home the next day to find an empty cigarette pack and a condom wrapper under his sheets. |
|
Andrew the guitar is sweet. I'm going to put heavier strings on it, because I tune to D, and it wasn't staying in tune that way, but other than that, I have no complaints. Thanks for doing business |
|
We play in Dtoo and I never had problems with it falling out of tune but the strings I put on at Jays house weren't the strings I normally use so maybe they are thinner than mine...Either way, I'm glad you're happy with it. It served me well and I'm glad it will continue to do so within the NE Metal Scene...
|
|
I use Ernie Ball Hybrids...My high E is a 9 but the low is a 46 which is plenty big enough to handle D tuning...
|
|
It might have also been because the strings are new. They feel very light though, I'll get slightly heavier ones and that should work great |
|
So I found out who screwed in my roomates bed.
That girl at the party with the horse face who was dressed up as a gangster's girlfriend fucked that black guy with the fairy wings while her boyfriend was downstairs.
Can you say "whore", children? |
|
BULLSHIT.
It was painfully obvious that black dude was GAY! |
|
I'm wondering who you knew he was gay... |
|
Well no shit he was a fucking closet case but that still didnt stop him from taking advantage of quite possibly one of the easiest lays on the planet. I hate that disgusting prostitute. I think Im one of the few guys left in Providence that hasnt wiped his cock all over her face. |
|
Andrew whats really funny about it is that Pam (the cumbucket were talking about) has tried more than once to fuck Andy who wouldnt touch her with a baseball bat. He's fully aware that someone fucked in his bed but I didnt have the heart to tell him it was Pam and the black guy with the fairy wings. |
|
Max put him in his place. |
|
I guess so. Max acted more like a drunken retard if you ask me but it was amusing regardless. I really dont care about the black fairy. He was drunk and Pams a stupid whore that cant keep her legs together so I really dont blame him for masturbating with her vagina.
Pam's the one who shouldve fucking known better. She's been a "friend" of my gf and roomates for awhile now. Hopefully this'll be the straw that broke the camels back and I wont ever have to see her ugly twat face in my house ever again. |
|
haha, i was just thinking about this party today. it was fun |
|
wow, the memories. Hail INFERNECRON! |
|
Bump because this party will be awesome. |
|
christraper was awesome. :( |
|
come to his party on the 28th. |
|
Hey guys, is this party still happening? |
|
ha! I know this is about 5 years late, but here's some pics of the party from a shitty old cell phone.
DJ COUNT NECRO VON BLASPHEMER
UNCLE PAULY WRAPPED IN SPIDER WEBS
IXIOL KOREY
DRUNK ARILLIUS
CHRISTRAPER DRINKING FROM THE HORN OF VALERE
PAGAN MEGAN
CHRISTRAPER & MAX
...and some others, but they're all horrible and hard to make out. oh well |
|
long haired aril.. whoah.
and chris traper :( missed |
|
This must have been a good party... Cuz I don't remember much... I woke up on a concrete floor with a large rock for a pillow... |
|
indeed it's random.
don't remember much other than the spiderwebs |
|
max being max
|
|
THIS is max being max
|
|
mentally composing the what was surely the next great cnv track
|
|
theres max reluctantly having a conversation with the dude who we thought fucked that stupid bitch in my roomates bed. never found out who that was. |
|
heres the same guy puking over my porch. clearly the result of whatever colorful conversation he was having with max.
|
|
and last but not least some dumb bitch's hot ass with korey smiling at me in the background because he know's i aint takin a picture of him
|
|
I saw a Fester Walnuts cameo |
|
so who's the girl with the ass? |
|
shes a friend of a girl who was dating this guy who worked with my girlfriend at the time. no idea what her name was. didnt matter anyways. |
|
yea, not too shabby. looks like she came from the red light district. Giggity |
[default homepage]
|
[print][ | 1:42:35pm Apr 23,2024 load time 0.12073 secs/15 queries] | [search] | [refresh page] |
|