from my 1 month of working from home and I think I have an ear infection now. It feels like my ear is going to explode it's swollen and it's hard to open and close my mouth.

Aaron you've had a lot of these from what I remember...does it sound similar, and what should I do?

well, you have fluid trapped behind your ear that has gotten infected.

you can try to block your nose and blow hard to get it to pop.
I can't do that cause it scares me.

other than that... you can go get anti-biotics or something, but if you do have an ear infection, it's probably just and opportunistic bug taking advantage of your immunal compromised state. from your AIDs. Anti-biotics will take 24 hours to start working. and if you are this bad during the day, you're going to had tonight...

the doctors will probably give you a percription for anti-biotics, but tell you just to drink a lot of water, take pseudofed, and only get the perscript if you really really need to.

EWWWW....like what's up with you lately, Tom? You've had all sorts of weird health shit going on....you gonna live?? You've had like Mononucleaidsitis!!! Get cured man....I'm telling ya...people who drink booze don't get sick...it's a natural killer if the fevah!!

I'm telling you it's gAIDs

I never get sick usually. I have lately because I have mono and it killed my immune system.

mono is no good. my friend had it, and was drinking while he had it,
the dr. was like "if you keep drinking like this, your live may shut down"

that night he got wasted and drank out of the toilet

ps. there is no moral here

I heard that most people catch mono by sitting on toilet seats. Apparently when they sit down, zits on their butts pop and the infected pus gets on your butthole and the Mono virus crreps into your intestines where mono starts.

hahahhahaha

It must be true...my bum is tingling.

Ooooh....Ooooh.....

Nevermind, I gotta go chuck a gorilla finger.

I can't pop my ear.

there's a lump behind my ear, this blows.

hoser said:


got a wee turtle head poking out do ya?

Phew...sure did!! Oh, and Tom....that lump behind your ear is known as Lymphadenopathy....or swollen lymph node. Nothing to worry about..it's only a sign of viral infections such as Aids, Epstein-Barr, Mono, Meningitis, amongst various cancers and all other sorts of nasty stuff. I hope that ya feel better soon. All of your suffering is making me sick. Just get better dude, and start wrapping your weiner.

Someone should turn this thread into a grindcore song. But one no longer than 36 seconds.

Hahahahaha.....I just realized how my last post would make some funny ass lyrics to a song. Someone get Crotchduster on the horn....I may have a song to sell them!!

hoser said:


perfect.

i blame it on generations of health "quick fixes."
every time some kid gets a cough its off to the doctor to give your body and immune system a false signal of feelin fine

shit tom!

hoser said:



TM

BornSoVile said:

good advice.
I try to all the time

so I got out of work, the swelling began to go down my neck. So I called my docs emergency line and he said that if it's going down my neck I should go to the emergency room. So my lovely girlfriend and I spent about 2 1/2 hours in the emergency room on our 4 month anniversary.

Turns out I have both kinds of ear infections, . I got 3 perscriptions, and 6 vicadins to get me through the night or until I get my perscriptions tommorrow. When I start taking the antibiotics tommorrow he said I might get thrush in my throat again since I had it recently. gaaay. Luckily I have insurance so the copay on my emergency visit was $100. Which still sucks ass.

noice, Tommy doin some drugs!

normal ear / holy shit ear

i'm calling you thomas from now on

feel better soon

does the bottom of that paper say "for thrash"? that'd be pretty cool if it did. not really sure why, but yeah.

succubus said:

lol...noooooooooo! hahaha, you can if you want. only family can call me that. hah.

this shit sucks, I've taken 4 of 6 vicadin's I got and my ear still hurts. I started taking my other antibiotics but no sign of healage yet.

first bronchitis in april, mono and laryingitis in june, thrush in july, now 2 infections in one ear. Take note, I want to be buried in a casket that giger carved himself..

thats horrifying. you're a fucking mess.

aids

rupturedzine said:

want to know something pretty metal? I had gang green and meningitis when I was a kid which included getting part of my heel cut off, and a spinal tap.

DEFEAT YOUR ILLNESS!!!!

I'm at the ER Again, 4am...My ear isn't getting better, I can hardly hear out of it. My other ear is developing an infection too. jesus.

yay for wireless at the hospital.

and my girlfriend rules, she drove me here and hasn't slept yet.