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returntothepit >> discuss >> Indian food farts by hoser on Aug 19,2005 1:22pm
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toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 19,2005 1:22pm
Holy shit. Had food from Taste of India in Dover last night and blew my fiance right outta the bed all morning. They actually smell tantalizing...and exactly like the food. Anyone else go through this??



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 19,2005 1:24pm
The last time it was pizza -- perhaps you have a defective ass?

Indian food is rough though, I can't digest all that curry either.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 19,2005 1:27pm
Ya dude you remember that!!! I had to drive all the way back to Matty's before we went on stage....except I was shitting all over the place...like...liquid, molten hot shits. I'm not shitting all over but the farts are nothing short of putrid.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 19,2005 1:27pm
my bf is like that with general tso's chicken. unfortunatly i sleep with my whole body and head under the covers for some odd reason, so i get dutch ovened ALLL the time.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 19,2005 1:32pm
If I were him, I would wait until you were sound asleep and then straddle your face and fart directly into your open mouth!!! Hhahahahahahahahaha....taste my Indian food.....where's your God now!??!?! Hahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 19,2005 1:33pm
i sleep on my stomach... plus i would punch him in tha balls if he did that....then eat egg salad and do the same thing to him....then he would punch me in the tit, and so the vicious cycle begins!



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 19,2005 1:38pm
I'd ....well.....I'd.....my farts are thick and vicious!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2005 1:42pm
when I eat indian food, my sweat, piss, and shit smells like it.
same with wine.

I just ate veitnamese food and I know once I get home tonight, it's going to be like shitting semi-solid lumps of burning magna.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Aug 19,2005 1:44pm
the_reverend said:
I just ate veitnamese food and I know once I get home tonight, it's going to be like shitting semi-solid lumps of burning magna.


Yeah, and your cat won't come near you since you will most likely be shitting out his compadres. Ding dong dow.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 19,2005 1:44pm
mmmm. i think i want chunky pea soup for dinner now..THANKS REV!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2005 10:34am
vietnamese food update:

he's pooped a billion times, lengthly bathroom visits but no farts




toggletoggle post by dneirflrigruoydeliani   at Aug 20,2005 10:36am
its the damn curry that gives you the shits i think



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 20,2005 11:03am
Something does it....2 days later...I'm still shitting curry.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Aug 20,2005 7:16pm
It is all in your head,I don't think curry has anything to do with it, I eat hot and or spicy food all the time, It does nuthin to me, Or I have a cast iron stomache and am used to it



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 20,2005 10:27pm
What the hell are you doing eating goddamned commie food anyway?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 21,2005 9:56am
i dutch ovened my girlfriend and my dog last month. it smelled so bad, the dog had to come out for air. she looked pissed.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLIILN at May 28,2010 1:31pm
I feel like i'm tearing apart my intestines with the indian food I ate for lunch. Totally caustic.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 28,2010 2:50pm
Never had indian food. I'm ascared.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 28,2010 2:53pm
i had samosa's (sp?) from the value mart across from our band space in brighton the other day. pretty good but i'd like to try some that havent been sitting around all day next time.



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at May 28,2010 3:07pm
Indian food is hands down my favorite food. A good korma curry with shrimp and some peshwari naan is god.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLIILN at May 28,2010 3:15pm
Tom, try Bollywood grill in white city (next to petco). They have a lunch buffet from 11:30 to 2:30 every day that is hands down, best i've ever had.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 28,2010 3:17pm
I want to go. There is a place up the street. Recommend me something spicy as fuck. I am a carnivore so include that.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLIILN at May 28,2010 3:23pm
Chicken Vindaloo. I would seriously recommend trying a buffet first. Get the whole gamut.



toggletoggle post by 12 gauge eugenics at May 28,2010 3:26pm
It's the turmeric; it expands your large intestine so you can shit like a cannon.

http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/20-health-benefits-of-turmeric.html



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 28,2010 3:26pm
cool



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 28,2010 3:28pm
Slag%20NLIILN said[orig][quote]
Tom, try Bollywood grill in white city (next to petco). They have a lunch buffet from 11:30 to 2:30 every day that is hands down, best i've ever had.


the indian woman i work with said the same thing. will have to check it out. thnx



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at May 28,2010 3:35pm
Vindaloo is def. the spiciest. You can get any curry ridiculously hot by just saying "I would like it spicy". They usually don't fuck around.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 28,2010 3:57pm
I wish hot vaginas came spicy.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 28,2010 7:32pm
Goa Curry Shrimp and garlic naan FTW



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