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returntothepit >> discuss >> a few weird things that happened at work today, so far by dan_bloodblister on Aug 11,2005 1:15pm
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toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 11,2005 1:15pm
1. this black guy i work with who tries to be really..into africa? he was talking about how theres some shit going on in niger right now, EXCEPT he kept calling it..over and over and over...'NIGGER'. as in, 'yeah theres really a crisis in nigger right now, we need to help nigger out as much as we can'.
at first i thought, maybe thats how it is pronounced..or maybe hes fucking with us...but myself and another coworker decided he just actually thinks NIGER is pronounced NIGGER.
ok...


2. this really really nice old lady i work with who is always baking pies and bringing in fresh orange juice and shit like that. she likes me alot for some reason, because im weird or something corny. we were talking about quick ways to make quick money..she proceeds to tell me how 50 years ago she stripped 1 time for a ton of marines and made 600 dollars in one night. and how theres only 5 living people, including myself, who know that. AND THEN she says 'oh you are probably picturing me naked right now! how akward!'
dude...


3. this fat hog of a bitch i work with ate 2 quarter pounders with cheese, and justified it by saying its just like eating 1 double quarter pounder with cheese.
without a doubt, the most disgusting human being that has ever barely been able to walk this earth.


and its not even 1:30, just thought i would share.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2005 1:24pm
my day at work has been pretty boring. i wish i had that many awesome things happen in one month let alone one morning. my favorite story was number 2. after she said 'oh you are probably picturing me naked right now! how akward!' it must have put an awful image in your mind.



toggletoggle post by ShItBaG at Aug 11,2005 1:24pm
I like story number one the best. pretty fucked up day though man.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 11,2005 1:25pm
she was right though.

i work with a bunch of degenerates and miserable middle aged women and im sure theres a couple pedophiles and in general, people who have alot of secrets and anger issues.

its really the only reason i keep my job



toggletoggle post by ShItBaG at Aug 11,2005 1:27pm
i made them stick me in the corner office like a caged animal at my work because i'm one of those people with "issues". i hate yip yappy bitches. i got caught immitating one today.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 11,2005 1:29pm
i like that i have a bunch of crappy tattoos and wear KISS shirts everyday and get paid more than middle aged women with 3 children



toggletoggle post by ShItBaG at Aug 11,2005 1:34pm
haha. same here. except for the pay part. i wear anything i want to work.



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Aug 11,2005 1:46pm
awesome dan, naked old ladies, ebonics , and fat ass quarter pounder inhalers, awesome !!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Aug 11,2005 1:53pm
dan_bloodblister said:
1. this black guy i work with who tries to be really..into africa? he was talking about how theres some shit going on in niger right now, EXCEPT he kept calling it..over and over and over...'NIGGER'. as in, 'yeah theres really a crisis in nigger right now, we need to help nigger out as much as we can'.
at first i thought, maybe thats how it is pronounced..or maybe hes fucking with us...but myself and another coworker decided he just actually thinks NIGER is pronounced NIGGER.
ok...


I used to think it was pronounced that way too....When I was SIX.

I didn't even know what "nigger" meant. I saw Niger on a globe and thought it was pronounced nigger. I thought nigger was a really funny sounding word and proceeded to call my little brother a nigger, right in front of my mother. She then told me what nigger means.





toggletoggle post by slayer272   at Aug 11,2005 2:45pm
funny, i thought it was nigeria



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 11,2005 2:46pm
niger and nigeria are 2 different countries.



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