the Toxic Advenger vs. Captain Planet

Charles Bronson vs. Chuck Noris

Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin

Resivior Dogs vs. Ninja Turtles

Joe From In Dire Need vs. Guy from The Red Chord

Jesus vs. Satan

Walls of Jericho vs. Undying

Yoda vs. Hank the angry Dwarf

ALF vs. Cat Woman

Sponge Bob vs. Mr Potato Head

vs.

Batman vs. Superman

Ed Gein vs. Lizzie Borden

Ted Bundy vs. Jeffery Dahmer

xmikex vs. xseanx


and the heavy weight title match!

Rev from Return to the pit vs. Mikey from Band Photography


who would win these fights?

the Toxic Advenger vs. Captain Planet: toxie cause he's toxic powered

Charles Bronson vs. Chuck Noris: bronson, especially if it's fought in Bronson, MO

Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin: homer's got that homer simpson condition with his head being able to continually be hit with no effect (especially with a surgical 2x4). but then again, peter was Death for a while.

Resivior Dogs vs. Ninja Turtles: Mr. Pink would be the last one alive.

Joe From In Dire Need vs. Guy from The Red Chord: they would just start a band and fight you

Jesus vs. Satan: south park handled this one.

Walls of Jericho vs. Undying: WoJ cause moms fight better

Yoda vs. Hank the angry Dwarf: I'd say yoda cause I don't know this dwarf fellow.

ALF vs. Cat Woman: um.. cat woman was a real person. alf was just a rug with a big nose. *points to catwoman*

Sponge Bob vs. Mr Potato Head: Sponge bob's got nothing.

vs. : cause is way too drunk and way too gay

Batman vs. Superman: they are both good guys so work up some "evil dimension" thing and then we will talk

Ed Gein vs. Lizzie Borden: art students vs. 70's rockers.. hm...

Ted Bundy vs. Jeffery Dahmer: they are both already dead... so.. I guess we all win, actually the band Macabre wins this one as they got a million songs out of it.

xmikex vs. xseanx: skinny and white vs. skinny and white! fight of the century, fight everyone! wait, is sean allowed to use his bass?

Rev from Return to the pit vs. Mikey from Band Photography: I don't know who he is, but on bandphotography.com they have pictures of a bunch of pussy bands like rainer maria so I guess I win.

<<xmikex vs. xseanx>>

i'd tell him his shoes were untied and then smash him with a 2X4

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this just in, sean doesnt fight.

he just points and laughs and runs away and later says he was busy punching some kid. haha, but i love you sean.

i guess i'm kind of biased on the subject, but mike wins.

good point. i've never seen sean fight. he's always convienently preoccupied fighting some ficticious character

"Walls of Jericho vs. Undying: WoJ cause moms fight better"

I looked at the question and thought how on earth I could answer it, but you just hit the nail on the head rev.

actually seans bass is now owned by the amazing asian in that stupid band shading the end. Oh yeah and sean would lose on the mere fact that xmikex sings in his underwear.
LFTD
POE

d00d. That mikey guy looks like gary coleman and he hits on all the girls at the shows. I dont know how he does it but hes a chick magnet. But the rev would destroy him

haha mikie from band photography is so scronny haha, and he has tattoos of bunnies and kitten on his writs and arms... so tough!!!

i have a tattoo of a ranbow on my colon and pound puppies on my forehead but i can still bend steel with my glorious pecks