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returntothepit >> discuss >> art work by joe christiani for real by anonymous on Jul 28,2005 12:35pm
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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jul 28,2005 12:39pm
Awsome! RTTP for life!!!



toggletoggle post by FuckinTits at Jul 28,2005 12:41pm
This is joe's true work, i was there. its a concept car for the future. this one is the drag raceing edition. does 0 - 60 in 2.5 seconds. let me tell u thats one fast cock. if you didn't notice it has the offical joe christiani seal of approval.



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toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 13,2010 1:47pm
lulz T Money homo hall of fame



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 1:48pm edited May 13,2010 1:49pm
i've been re-reading through all the JC threads this morning. still hilarious.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 13,2010 3:33pm
Scaphism isn't complete without the Joe Christianni Seal of Approval.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 13,2010 4:51pm
I wonder how many current posters even realize the Joe Christianni fact generator exists.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:47pm
Joe Christianni thinks Sum41 'isn't that bad if you give it a chance'.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:48pm
Joe Christianni thought Leonardo Dicaprio's performance in TITANIC 'could have been better'.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:48pm
Joe Christianni invented bell-bottoms.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:48pm
Joe Christianni uses playboys as a decoy to hide his impressive stack of tiger beat magazines.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:48pm
Joe Christianni once got a boner during an episode of Malcolm in the Middle.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:49pm
Joe Christianni's girlfriend two stepped into Magic Johnson and that's how he got HIV.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:49pm
Joe Christianni's weekly periods can produce as much as 9 litres of blood.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:49pm
Joey C owns one share of stock. it was purchased from an internet company called chickie to something or other. this gives in a controlling share in said company. While serving on the board of goveners, he refuses to answer unless they address him in full as Prince Mr Christianni LLC. this name came to him in a dream in which his favorite current performer, Mo-danna, tried to adopt him.

Neither the one share of stock, the new name, or the adoption ever lead him to true love.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at May 13,2010 5:49pm
Joe Christianni threw a pair of his girlfriend's panties on stage during Skinless. They landed and burned a hole into the stage like acid blood from Alien. Man, that bitch has got some intergalactic hyper AIDS.



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