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returntothepit >> discuss >> Teratism looking for a girlfriend by DomesticTerror on Jul 16,2005 5:24pm
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toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jul 16,2005 5:24pm
one girl for the entire band.
the 3 of us are looking for a girl who:

1. gives oral
2. likes it in the trunk
3. has a swimming pool

cum guzzling is not required, but would be a plus.
Please apply within



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 16,2005 5:26pm
thats been the highlight of my day so far



toggletoggle post by carina in the car at Jul 16,2005 7:43pm
Rev and I thought you had one already



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jul 16,2005 8:05pm
no, one for the whole band.


btw, i myself am back on the market as well



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jul 17,2005 12:16am
Would you settle for a girlish boy that does all those things and more?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jul 17,2005 12:42am
No. Must be genetically female from birth. It's so important we even wrote a song about it.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jul 17,2005 12:43am
It would also be a plus if she could drum, but that's not a requirement.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 17,2005 9:03am
I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend

http://www.lilamber.com/



toggletoggle post by Aegathis dude at Jul 17,2005 9:24am
hahah, shes probably not even heard of any of those things yet.



toggletoggle post by Miles of NotCommon at Jul 17,2005 10:01am
She has not only heard of those things, she invented new versions of them all.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jul 18,2005 11:21am
msd...that was awful...yes...the L.A. sluts have nothing on boston...where the whores at!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jul 18,2005 2:43pm
Bump for a band slut.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Jul 18,2005 4:09pm
this girl also must like to be demoralized...shit on...pissed on...and then commit sucide in shame..then we throw it in her once again...so where are all the coked up runnaways!



toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at Jul 18,2005 6:55pm
love it hehe



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Jul 18,2005 7:02pm
Wow, such an enticing offer. I'm surprised you haven't gotten any applications yet...



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jul 18,2005 8:53pm
yeah, the pool is kinda pushin' it...



toggletoggle post by nate   at Jul 18,2005 9:00pm
fuck yeah man, that is the problem, expand your horizons, be more open to new things... a pool isn't necessary... if she had a pool she'd wanna swim in it with you, want you to love her and snuggle and laugh and all that girlie shit... fuck the fuckin pool!



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jul 18,2005 10:45pm
naw man, we just want the pool cuz it gets hot out and we like to go swimming.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jul 18,2005 10:46pm
ok, how 'bout we trade the pool for a large screen tv, nfl hd?



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Jul 18,2005 10:46pm
I nominate Smitty J Grimballs for this position. If you dont know him, you should, he'd make a stupendous band whore.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Aug 2,2005 6:08pm
bump



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 2,2005 6:11pm
DomesticTerror said:

btw, i myself am back on the market as well


Are you trying to tell me something?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 10,2005 4:15pm
blowfish thimble treats mofugga



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Oct 10,2005 4:17pm
I don't think you guys will be getting much ass after writing "104".
I know "Decomposing Pile of Ex-Girlfriends" kinda killed it for me.



toggletoggle post by death2all NLI at Oct 10,2005 4:45pm
I got the pool, but a slut would be nice.



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Oct 10,2005 4:55pm
Go to Lynn or something. You'll be able to flip over a few rocks and find her there.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Oct 10,2005 5:11pm
Lynn who? my boss is named Lynn, and she's fucking HOT!!!!



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Oct 10,2005 6:37pm
Bring her to practice. We'll work her over & get you a raise @ the same time!



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Oct 10,2005 6:38pm
Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Oct 10,2005 6:41pm
come on, even i know sluts in Lynn, and i live 2 hours south of there



toggletoggle post by heavy metal milf hunter at Oct 10,2005 10:22pm
want a girlfriend
yun spa!
pvd
1320 awels ave



toggletoggle post by shrapnel ! at Oct 10,2005 10:23pm
DEATH2ALL said:
Lynn does produce some of the best sluts around.


it's true i knew a great one but she's knocked up now



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Oct 10,2005 10:27pm
Good ol Lynn, city of sin.



toggletoggle post by I at Oct 10,2005 10:32pm
lynn should be napalmed!



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Oct 10,2005 10:45pm
I said:
lynn should be napalmed!


Where would we get crack from?



toggletoggle post by I at Oct 10,2005 11:04pm
DEATH2ALL said:
I said:
lynn should be napalmed!


Where would we get crack from?


lowell lawrence haverhill salem methuen etc...now that ithink about it these towns should be napalmed to!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 11,2005 1:35pm
whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 11,2005 1:35pm
kiddn man



toggletoggle post by Tyler at Oct 11,2005 3:19pm
hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 11,2005 4:47pm
steinbag's available



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Oct 11,2005 5:06pm
anonymous said:
whats up robo,scott fuckin gay ass oakes canceled out like a fuk head if you read this oakes fuk you jerk off


what...?




toggletoggle post by ROBTERATISM at Oct 11,2005 8:00pm
THATS JONNEY SCOTT..U FUCKIN WRECKED MAN..I AM..I DONT WANT NO GIRL!



toggletoggle post by ROBTERATISM at Oct 11,2005 8:01pm
Tyler said:
hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her?


I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!



toggletoggle post by ... at Oct 11,2005 8:31pm
girlfriend app on rttp wow



toggletoggle post by Tyler at Oct 11,2005 8:41pm
ROBTERATISM said:
Tyler said:
hey melissa belier sister goes to my school, want me to get her?


I WORK WITH HER TYLER..THATS OK..I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL!


Pussy



toggletoggle post by ROBTERATISM at Oct 11,2005 8:53pm
im gonna rape you fuck pussy!



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Oct 11,2005 10:35pm
Damn you are wrecked!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 12,2005 9:30am
rob smells like hot tuna feet



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 12,2005 10:07am
and scott what...? smellin like katrina corpse water



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Oct 12,2005 10:41am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
I've found you guys the perfect girlfriend

http://www.lilamber.com/


why do i have a feeling the FBI is going to show up at my house for going to that site



toggletoggle post by diet office tyrant at Oct 13,2005 6:40pm
chainz brown..., sinai legend, aftershock and chinese food specialist, and braintrust behind euphoriablue's apocolyptic hit "up and down"



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