I wonder who it is?

I guess you're too much of a pussy.

Dave,

You know that I love you, but I've told you time and time again to turn off the computer and put away all of those D&D magazines. You've got your first day of jail. I've packed you your favorite lunch: slimjims, koolaid and snowpuffs.

dungeons & dragons said

you're still the bitch no matter what you say, junior.

Gimme yo snowpuff's, bitch!

You wish, pervert. I'm glad that my wittle bum is safe from you now that you are in the clink. Get him, Gusto!

stalk harder, fanboi. I might sign my autograph on your little bum if you wash it first.