shes seriously, without hyperbole, the most annoying bitch i have ever met in my life.
shes a new hampshire cow, who is constantly in sweatpants 5 sizes to small for her and her face is dripping with grease.
beyond that, she says the dumbest shit i have ever had the displeasure of hearing. its incredible actually, she takes cliches and rapes them to the point where i think she might be a scanner. because my head is in a constant ready state to explode.

but i guess the most annoying part is that she feels like we should talk because our ages are close in range, where everyone else is older. i at any given point could rip out this girls throat without a trace of remorse.

but i cant because i have car payments. cruel world. i know, i know i should have saved it for my diary but i dont have one plus i felt like ranting. this bitch needs to get fucked with a bonesaw.

do you work in NH?
what town?

no, i work in peabody but she is from new hampshire, right off of 93. basicly, go to any walmart in new hampshire and pick out the girl hovering over the candy bars and there you go.

she also said one of the dumbest things i have ever heard in my life:

dan: yeah i dont go to college, im not into it.
bitch: yeah me neither. i mean, why would i want to go to school and sit in a class where i am smarter than all the teachers?

ARRGGHHHH then she ate 60 hot dogs.

this thread is making me feel better haha

sounds like a horrible hog beast of a woman, stay away from her mouth or she might swallow you whole!

i also work with a guy whos last name is eagleton...for some reason that really pisses me off ha

i work with a guy whose name is Dick Laddie (as in lady). Man we give him shit all the time!

two words... sulfuric acid...disolves flesh..muscle..bone...

I nominate this for thread of the year.

I DONT GO TO COLLEGE BITCH, BUT I KNOW HOW TO DISPOSE OF A CORPSE! WHOS SMART NOW?!

Are you forced to talk to her for the sake of your job? I think you should tell her calmly and politely that you don't like to socialize with human trash and would really appreciate it if she refrained from directing her nonsense in your direction.

Granted she'd probably be at it again in a day or two, but in the meantime it would be a nice way of letting her know how worthless she is.

nah, see i dont really have to talk to her. and i mean, i dont. its sort of like, she talks at me. and since im sort of her superior, i have to listen to the shit she spews because in between it will be things related to the job.

although, one time she was reading off the "top 10 things men say to women and what they really mean" while i was on the phone and i told her to 'shut her god damn mouth" and since i was working and she was just publicly fingering herself - i didnt get in trouble. that felt good.

i would post a picture of this pile of horse shit, but since the subject and text within is pretty much a total threat against her life - i think that might not be wise.

There ya go.

good thing a bottle of crisco isnt poured on that pile of shit, because i think it might be close enough to the real thing to get me indicted!

Battered women, sounds delicious!

the web is the first place they look

dan. said:

Wait, so you're saying that this person is actually mcDonald's food?

Ya, Taco Bell will hire anybody these day huh?

yeah i dont talk to the people i work with, because for some reason that when you utter a vocal sound in their general direction, whether it was at them or not, they feel that opens the gate to disclose all personal and medical issues, regardless of how disgusting they are.