There are real Police logs from the Arlington Advocated back in like 2002/2003. The site they are from is our best kept secret, but this is too funny not to share:
my town has had funny police reports over the years. there was something about someone reporting the easter bunny in their yard and other ones that were better than the easter bunny, but i can't remember them. my friend used to cut out the good ones and save them in his wallet. i'll ask him about them and post any interesting ones in this thread.
There was one in the herald today. 2 kids were stopped in boston at a basketball court. There was an empty baggie and cigar shavings on the ground at thier feet. When asked what they were doing there, they said they had just finished playing basketball for hours. Neither was sweating or wearing sport attire, and neither had a basketball. When searched, drugs and guns were found.
Note: If you use basketball as an excuse, HAVE A FUCKING BASKETBALL ON YOU!