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returntothepit >> discuss >> Hilarious Police Logs by the_taste_of_cigarettes on Jun 7,2005 11:44pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 7,2005 11:44pm
There are real Police logs from the Arlington Advocated back in like 2002/2003. The site they are from is our best kept secret, but this is too funny not to share:














THIS one is THE best of them all!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 7,2005 11:46pm
no, the best was the unexpected package one



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 7,2005 11:47pm
not package, "piece of mail"


ahahahah you know how many of those (unexpected pieces of mail) the average person gets a day??? what does the mailman needed to call first??



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 7,2005 11:48pm
plus the best part of the last one is the guy says "You'll get yours lady"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 8,2005 12:18am
my town has had funny police reports over the years. there was something about someone reporting the easter bunny in their yard and other ones that were better than the easter bunny, but i can't remember them. my friend used to cut out the good ones and save them in his wallet. i'll ask him about them and post any interesting ones in this thread.



toggletoggle post by poopsmcgee  at Jun 8,2005 2:14pm
officer was responding to a previous call



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 8,2005 2:20pm
I got reported in the holden newspaper for walking down the street and not wearing a shirt in the middle of winter.

holden sucks.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 8,2005 2:21pm
Wy do people feel the need to call stuff like that in?



toggletoggle post by nick   at Jun 8,2005 2:27pm
god id be so pissed if i couldnt find my cake.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jun 8,2005 2:36pm
"where's my cake, Bedelia?"



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Jun 8,2005 3:20pm
There was one in the herald today. 2 kids were stopped in boston at a basketball court. There was an empty baggie and cigar shavings on the ground at thier feet. When asked what they were doing there, they said they had just finished playing basketball for hours. Neither was sweating or wearing sport attire, and neither had a basketball. When searched, drugs and guns were found.

Note: If you use basketball as an excuse, HAVE A FUCKING BASKETBALL ON YOU!



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