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returntothepit >> discuss >> Does anyone have any good scumbag junky jokes? by Robert Williams on May 23,2005 4:38pm
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toggletoggle post by Robert Williams at May 23,2005 4:38pm
oh wait, Josh Martin is here, nevermind...



toggletoggle post by dan. at May 23,2005 4:41pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 24,2005 10:54am
who is robert williams?



toggletoggle post by ieatdogshit4kicks at May 24,2005 11:06am
why did the junky cross the street?



toggletoggle post by dan. at May 24,2005 12:33pm
because he was dressed up as a nanny so he could see his kids because he was in the middle of a terrible divorce but unfortunately his wife had already fallen for a british man who was allergic to spicy shrimp so even though he gained all of their trust and fooled them and tried to embaress the british man by making him choke, he couldnt bring himself to not save the man and when he did all his makeup fell off and he was exposed but luckily earlier that week he had whipped a lime at the british mans head.

thats why he crossed the street.



toggletoggle post by Bradness at May 24,2005 4:25pm
succubus said:
who is robert williams?


drummer for Nightstick, and a backstabber



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at May 24,2005 4:36pm
A junky checked himself into rehab.............AND DIED!



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at May 24,2005 4:39pm
Robert Williams is a badass painter.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 24,2005 4:54pm
Rob, you are a total joke and a faggot. Nightstick is horrible and draws nobody. Siege is the most overrated band, ever.
Its funny how you like to call people eunuchs when you have the least balls of anyone.
I can't wait to run into you so I can call you a faggot to your face. Its funny how you thought you had to dare me to do that. I'm not scared of you, no one is. You are a joke.

Nice, how when we showed up at DeeDees the other night, you ran away.

Now that Doil is in jail who are you going to get to be your lacky and kiss your ass?

I look forward to you replying by talking more shit about your own bass player and my ex-wife. Because you clearly don't have the balls to continue this in real life. You could've fought me on Sat. but you ran away before I even knew you were there.
You are a pussy internet shit-talker. The only person in the whole world who likes you is a junkie who you make dress up in a clown suit. Nice life, faggot.





toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at May 24,2005 4:57pm
Also, thanks for kissing my ass and thanking me for actually booking Nightstick and then totally flaking out like a total faggot and leaving the rest of your band high and dry with no drummer. Too much of a pussy to play a show you weren't in charge of. That is so gay.




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