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returntothepit >> discuss >> A nice joke to break the ice on a first date. by the_taste_of_cigarettes on May 19,2005 10:39pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at May 19,2005 10:39pm
Two farts are in a bar...one walks over to the other and says, "Is it me, or do you smell like shit?"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 19,2005 11:27pm
On my parents' first date my dad said to my mom, "You know... I could be a serial rapist, and you'd never know it... until it was too late."



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 19,2005 11:30pm
"can you taste those?"



toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at May 20,2005 2:13pm
RichHorror said:
On my parents' first date my dad said to my mom, "You know... I could be a serial rapist, and you'd never know it... until it was too late."


sounds like something my dad would have said



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 20,2005 4:49pm
RichHorror said:
On my parents' first date my dad said to my mom, "You know... I could be a serial rapist, and you'd never know it... until it was too late."


Well, now we know which of your parents you take after

RICH FOR PRESIDENT!



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 21,2005 1:46am
Hahahaha that's funny as hell.



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 21,2005 1:46am
The bit about the serial rapist that is.



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at May 22,2005 9:13am
"hey baby yer not below my standards"



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at May 22,2005 10:50am
that's awesome! lol



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at May 22,2005 10:52am edited May 22,2005 10:52am
2 condoms walk by a gay bar, one says to the other...hey let's get shitfaced



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