http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/05/05/13_dinosaur.html

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!

haha, thats so fucking stupid it actually makes me kind of mad

kind of???

well, dinosaurs are made up, just to scare kids
like the boogeyman and michael jackson.

Maybe next they can stop teaching astronomy, wouldn't want the kids to know that the sun isn't an eye of a god and the world is actually not flat

Is this even real?

Dinosaurs lead to meth.......hahahahahahahahaaha.

and eskimos

eskimos aren't real, either is california

california is a prop used in TT1, TT2, and the movie Caliifornia with kurt russel as snake!

or the first amendment

first amendment?
I thought they already burnt that one out with lasers during a starwars premiere.

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! This is fucking outrageous. I can't believe this bullshit.

'"We're proud of this bill," said State Senator Kay O'Connor (R-Olathe), "and we're proud of the fact that the children of Kansas are finally safe from the pernicious influence of godless evolutionary theory. It starts with dinosaurs, but believe you me, it doesn't end there."'

What the FUCK!? This is shit!

And can they possibly fucking be serious about this?:

'Pressed by one reporter for the Kansas City Star, who pointed out that methamphetamine-related crime had risen 37% in the past year, Kline posed a rhetorical question: "Who can say where the road to drug abuse begins? I believe that it begins for many young Kansans with the cold, brutal message of Charles Darwin, imposed and enforced by the secular left. It ends, as you point out, in meth labs and prisons across the state."'

I can't believe this shit. What the fuck? I really wish I could pull my jumbled thoughts together into one coherent objection, but this absurdity is completely overwhelming me.

powerkok said:

Imagine the disarray if they banned dildo's in Kansas.

I can't wait until the rev and i are on our vacation in California and go to Universal studios!!! woooooooooooooo

You mean 'the matrix'?

I leave for FLA monday morning at 4:45.
Going to Ft.myers/sanibel
then going to Key Largo to go coral reef snorkeling.
What what!

The law justifies these penalties as appropriate for "conduct detrimental to public morals." Minors engaged in Mesozoic malfeasance would, however, be subject to the juvenile code rather than adult penalties.

haha. this seriously cannot be real.

mesozoic malfeasance!

This is incredible.

Guys, I know you are all completely against the Rolling Stone, but of late there have been some really really good articles in their about evangelists and the bullshit they are trying to pull in this country. And guess what, George W is all ears. Whether you are for Bush or against Bush, it's ridiculous for any sensible person to not find fault in these evangelist stirrings. Check that shit out, it will blow your mind.

you know, none of this suprises me in the least

at least it gives me something to rail against

one question: if someone happens to be caught with 'Jurassic Park' in their video collection, and someone under 21 lives within, say, a few miles of that residence, that person could face jail time?

Yep, that is completely the case litacore. I know, it's like you're being fucked in the mind by a cross.

Josh_hates_you said:

It's not. Did any of you notice that the article was labeled as SATIRE at the very top?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we got punk'd!

Man, but it's sad that there are people out there that would actually be for this.

oops. sorry. i woke up late this morning. its been a long week.

powerkok said:

first instincts always.

well whats scary about it is that the way things have been going, this didnt sound too far fetched to me.

EVIL
IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN

EVIL
IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN

Larissa- always there when you need a venom reference

I thought of that because apparently it is because of religious conservatives in our government that Venom were denied entry visas to the U.S. many times

Ya, I wouldnt doubt it.

what the fuck are these people thinking? or not thinking? maybe i should go take my sons dinosaur stuffed animal and burn him,.....i dont want him having the influence of a godless evolutionary theory! not in our society!

Its fake, read the whole thread.

Yup, look at the top:

"Satire by David Albrecht"

yeah read this:

May 13, 2005
Satire by David Albrecht

satire = generally fictional, and in this context DEFINITELY NOT REAL

good i was hoping society had a little more common sense than that

it doesnt.
but this is still fake.

powerkok said:

The article is satire. Unfortunately there are tons of people (Bush voters, all) that really do think like that.
For something to be satirized, it has to be real in the first place.