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returntothepit >> discuss >> squirts* by Soloman on May 6,2005 1:00pm
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toggletoggle post by Soloman   at May 6,2005 1:00pm
So my pilonidal cyst just burst. I spent 10 minutes in the bathroom squeezing it dry.




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 6,2005 1:05pm
Damn.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 6,2005 1:18pm
how did you do that in the mirror?

damn, I'm trying to eat here.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 6,2005 1:18pm
is that an ass cyst?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 6,2005 1:19pm
oh...n/m
ouch



toggletoggle post by Soloman   at May 6,2005 1:21pm
no mirror, i just squeezed the area with toilet paper until the bloody goop ceased.

Unfortunately, i'm pretty positive there are remnants left behind. Nice picture by the way.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 6,2005 1:21pm
what the fuck is wrong with the human body?



toggletoggle post by Soloman   at May 6,2005 1:22pm
powerkok said:
is that an ass cyst?


yes basically. they appear right above the tail bone.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 6,2005 1:22pm
ps: I smell an album cover...



toggletoggle post by Soloman   at May 6,2005 1:23pm
The new one is good, but Pilonidal is by far their best album.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 6,2005 1:24pm
I saw a nasty pic of a hole ABOVE some one butt hole in bizzare mag.



toggletoggle post by Soloman   at May 6,2005 1:26pm
i havent looked at it in the mirror yet. I sure hope it doesnt look like that pic. I doubt it does though. The sore in the pic looks like it would be a bit more painful.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 6,2005 4:52pm
those things suck, i got one from falling on my skateboard....they smell pretty gnarly when they burst



toggletoggle post by Soloman   at May 6,2005 5:13pm
Falling while skateboarding is a nobel way to get one. Mine is just from sitting on my ass i'm sure.

smell eh? gross. maybe mine hasn't hit the sweet spot yet.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at May 6,2005 5:37pm
so wait... does it all lie under your skin in a tube like that?



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at May 6,2005 8:35pm
it's usually much closer to the tailbone. worst shit ever.



toggletoggle post by cdan   at May 6,2005 8:51pm
whoa, im jealous, i want one. marcos you have a nice ass. good pic rev.



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at May 7,2005 1:22pm
i think i have one of them there pilonidialallakjsdlfkjoaiwuer cysts, from when my cousin decided to punch me in the tailbone repeatedly 2 years ago. awesome.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 7,2005 1:30pm
I had one, but it wasnt that type...it was on my inner asscheek, and I hadda wear a manpon when it busted.
Nothing is more traumatic than squatting over a mirror and glaring at my asshole.



toggletoggle post by soloman   at May 7,2005 1:38pm
wow. didnt realize how many people's lives have been touched by the ass cyst.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 7,2005 1:40pm
More than they will admit, Im sure.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at May 7,2005 2:03pm
A.C.A.-Ass Cysts Anonymous

Join us Tusday nights at the rec center for friendly conversation and support...

Free Punch and Cake...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 7,2005 2:37pm
"I'll take the cysts."

"You can't have both cysts. You
can take ovarian cysts--"


"I want ass cysts."



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 7,2005 3:27pm
powerkok said:
and I hadda wear a manpon when it busted.


yes! i called it that too when mine blew up



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 7,2005 3:49pm
hahahaa
manpon wearers unite!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at May 7,2005 4:03pm
Soloman said:
The new one is good, but Pilonidal is by far their best album.



It just bursts with integrity



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 12,2005 11:12pm
I hate you cause now I'm paranoid about getting one of these...



toggletoggle post by lady c nli at May 12,2005 11:17pm
i had one of those removed. worst pain i've ever endured in my life.



toggletoggle post by Soloman   at May 13,2005 8:47am
i'm getting mine removed on tuesday.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 13,2005 10:02am
Even tho it popped, you still need to get it taken out?



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 13,2005 10:15am
I have recurring cysts in my ovaries, had them rupture in me...not fun..never surgically removed...i f*ckin hate them. I've had lumps removed from my chest a couple of times...once i was asleep but the last time i was awake and SAW them do it and smelled the smell as they burned through the flesh on my chest



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 13,2005 10:19am
And people whine when their back hurts!!
Gross, did it smell like burnt hair or chicken?



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 13,2005 11:33am
powerkok said:
And people whine when their back hurts!!
Gross, did it smell like burnt hair or chicken?


I dunno, I'd rather have a a few cysts dispersed throughout my life than constant back pain that would all but incapacitate me.



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 13,2005 11:33am
Dammit, I KNOW that because I said that I'm going to get cysts, I just know it.



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 13,2005 12:05pm
PK, it smelled of burning rubber...
grosss
and Retzam..who said anything about a few dispersed cysts?
i've been battling ovarian cysts for quite some time, other than the nausea, stomach pain, and other crap it causes...i've almost put on a few pounds...imagine being in A LOT of pain and feeling like crap almost all the time...it's been well over a year of this bullshit and i've missed shows because of it too, been in the hospital, you name it...whatever all cysts suck..hopefully you are doing better soloman



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 13,2005 12:21pm
No Carina, I wasn't referring to you in my post. I knew you'd think so too, I almost said something. I'm not saying that cysts are a walk in the park (and my diction could have been better: "I'd rather have a few cysts..."), but back problems will put you out of more shows than cysts will, that's all I'm saying. I would never downplay any kind of agony that someone else is experiencing, especially if I've never experienced it myself, and I've never had any cysts, so please don't think I was referring at all to you in my post.



toggletoggle post by Boots at May 13,2005 12:24pm
is it lunch time yet?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 13,2005 12:25pm
I just heated noodles in a plastic cup.
worst idea ever...



toggletoggle post by Boots at May 13,2005 12:25pm
haha



toggletoggle post by retzam at May 13,2005 12:27pm
Even that post seems a little harsher than I meant it to be: "but back problems will put you out of more shows than cysts will."

I'm sorry you have cysts!



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 13,2005 12:36pm
i had cheese mashed potatoes, corn and broccoli and noodles

anyhow Retzam, ths is all i will say:
i was talking to someone who also has ovarian cysts...she told me this:
(it talking about her ovarian cysts) having a baby was a walk in the park compared to this...



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