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The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

>1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

>2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

>3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

>4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

>5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person
who doesn't get it.

>6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

>7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

>8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

>9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,a serious
bummer.

>10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming
only things that are good for you.

>11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

>12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they
come at you rapidly.

>13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

>14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

>15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.

>And the pick of the literature:

>16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.