I woke up at three in the morning last night with some severe stomach cramps and farting and eventually it dawned on me that I probably need to take a shit. I was right. Boy was I right. That was some serious ass vomit and it lasted untill this morning. However I didnt eat an awful lot yesterday so Im not quite sure what the cause of it was which is why im leaving it up to you to decide.

I blame organized religion.

Does milk go bad if you buy it and then leave it in the trunk for two hours while you go see a movie?

i blame the jewish media

I\'ve heard of rare instances in which people will either vomit or shit as a way to subconsciously try to rid themselves of their relationship with Joe McNamara. Could be that I guess.

kind of like during an exorcism?

Exactly.

I blame the three jew bankers that run the world's economy.

I blame the butt!

Damn dude. So you left milk in your trunk for two hours, then ate cap'n crunch with it.... then had lots of sex? Was the guy well hung? That might have something to do with it.

*trombone warble*

Hooker said:
No she had a wicked small dick. In fact from what I can remember she didnt have one at all because, well....shes a she. You might even say shes my girlfriend. Because thats what she is. So milk really can go bad that quickly? It was still kind of cold by the time we got it to the house.