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returntothepit >> discuss >> Watchmaker invades Lowell - April 29th by pessimist on Apr 1,2005 11:00am
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toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 1,2005 11:00am edited Apr 1,2005 11:03am
Friday April 29th
Club Fuel in Lowell, MA




This place is 19+ so all of you "woe is me, i won't be 21 for another year" kids should come down to Lowell. If anyone needs directions, e-mail me.
theabhorred@yahoo.com

and now to rip off Alex's idea...
(Edit: Apparently I should leave these ideas to Alex. The Watchmaker and Dissector tracks need to be copied and pasted into your Windows Media Player or whatever you have. At least they do on mine...)

SONGS FROM THE BANDS (in case you've been living under a rock):

Watchmaker:

Maddening Assault:
http://www.watchmaker666.com/downloads/killeveryone/maddeningassault.mp3

Nuked to Ashes (live):
http://www.watchmaker666.com/downloads/live/Track10.mp3


Abhorred:

http://www.myspace.com/abhorred
just go there. it will explain everything...


Witch Tomb:

Skinned:
http://bestialonslaught.com/Witch_Tomb-Skinned.mp3

Seal of Bathin:
http://bestialonslaught.com/Witch_Tomb-Seal_Of_Bathin.mp3


The Old Men have nothing recorded so just bitch to Jeff about that


Dissector


Zombies Raped Your Girlfriend:
http://www.hxcmp3.com/play.php?band_id=22403&song_id=51227&mode=song_hifi

It Came From the Nutsack:
http://www.hxcmp3.com/play.php?band_id=22403&song_id=51229&mode=song_hifi



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 11:44am
Post it on the relapse board, faggots from this board don't go to shows.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 1,2005 11:46am
Joe, you're too negative



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 11:49am
No I am not.



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 1,2005 1:49pm
yes but you get shit on by faggots on the relapse board for not following the 500 post rule. gay.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 1:50pm
I will post it then.



toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at Apr 1,2005 1:51pm
why is it 19+



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 1:51pm
because 18 year olds in lowell arent allowed to smoke crack



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Apr 1,2005 2:41pm
This show makes my penis rock hard.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 2:52pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
This show makes my penis rock hard.


pics please



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 1,2005 3:02pm
this is what i think of Lowell....



but ill prolly go anyway...



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 1,2005 3:04pm
I was born in that shitty town



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 3:05pm
SuperFly said:
I was born in that shitty town


Everything makes sense now.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 1,2005 3:25pm
This show is gonna be killer. I love playing with new bands.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 4:20pm
Finally, Watchmaker and Dissector together!



toggletoggle post by lady_czerach  at Apr 1,2005 5:17pm
Dammit, I wanna go!



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Apr 1,2005 6:51pm
dude, too many good shows this night.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 1,2005 6:53pm
Blue said:
dude, too many good shows this night.


i made a thread about it already, haha



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Apr 1,2005 8:17pm
pessimist said:
yes but you get shit on by faggots on the relapse board for not following the 500 post rule. gay.


fuck those internet Nazi's you guys are good enough to break the rules!



toggletoggle post by Mary  at Apr 1,2005 8:22pm
Way to rip off the Dismember logo.



toggletoggle post by CongoogetalZobotomy  at Apr 1,2005 8:27pm
great, watchmaker and dissector play a show together and i can't go..



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 1,2005 10:31pm
Mary said:
Way to rip off the Dismember logo.


Thank you.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Apr 1,2005 10:37pm
People on relapse love watchmaker. The 500 post rule was only "enacted" because people would make accounts for the sole purpose of posting once advertising their shitty local band no one ever heard of. Bands like Watchmaker deserve attention, reglardless of the post count.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 2,2005 12:32pm
bump



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Apr 2,2005 1:50pm
CongoogetalZobotomy said:
great, watchmaker and dissector play a show together and i can't go..


we did it on purpose so that you wouldnt be able to break any more of my guitars.



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 2,2005 3:19pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 6,2005 5:23pm
page 6? how do you live with yourselves?



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Apr 6,2005 6:18pm
well if you wouldnt be such an asshole and book shows on the same day as other shows who's draws wont really be affected all that much, then maybe people would talk about this show



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 6,2005 6:34pm
you should still play the Library show it gets over early and people could still go to other shows Ha !



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 6,2005 9:44pm
This is gonna rule so much. You should either come over and hook me up with a bunch of fliers, or mail em to me John.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 6,2005 9:47pm
Our bassist has been handing out flyers places.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 7,2005 11:54am
Here's a slightly better sized one for web purposes (Myspace bulletins, etc.)




toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 7,2005 7:04pm
Hey dude, the flier's wrong, according to the Club Fuel site... It says doors at 8:30 and $7 cover. http://www.lowellrocks.com/venue_listings.asp?Venue=92



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 8,2005 5:16pm
John... Call the venue and find out what's up w/that, yo!



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 8,2005 5:28pm
ok sweet. i didn't have all that yet when brian made the flyers. It was sort of a ballpark guess. So it says: 19+ = $10 cover 21+ = $7 cover
doors at 8:30
now you are warned



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 8,2005 7:58pm
Damn, that's pricey. Get Brian to redo it! Haha...



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 9,2005 1:13pm
uppity



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 9,2005 3:03pm
yeah, but the club is pretty cool. Good sound system, hot bartenders. Joe can vouch for that. When we were there, the bartenders were 10x the girls at Coyote Ugly...



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 9,2005 3:57pm
Did you call Mr. Mom about revising the flier? Or would it be easier for me to do it?



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 10,2005 12:33pm
no, he's changing it. should be done today or tomorrow...



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 13,2005 5:35pm
i have the new flyer. it looks much like the old flyer...



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 13,2005 6:25pm
Post it!



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 15,2005 6:37pm
i don't feel like shrinking it down. but here's a link to the full size one. So that you can all help with flyering. riiiiiiiight...



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 15,2005 6:47pm edited Apr 15,2005 6:53pm
allright, now lets try someone who's not a complete retard

http://www.geocities.com/theabhorred/harpy.jpg



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 20,2005 5:27pm
i plan on hanging these flyers up in downtown lowell, only to watch them get ripped down by the homeless for use as toilet paper



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 20,2005 8:22pm
I can't wait for this. I haven't seen Abhorred and Dissector in forever and have been waiting forever to see Watchmaker and Witch Tomb. I'll also be passing out the new IWEIPH demo and stickers to whoever will have them at the show.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 20,2005 9:10pm
I want stickers and demo.

I can't get off work that day. I get out at 6:45, I should be able to make it, what time do we go on?



toggletoggle post by sever at Apr 20,2005 9:32pm
Watchmaker is fucking insane.

But... "woe is me, I won't be 19 for another 4 years".

haha what the fuck.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 20,2005 9:34pm
The 19+ thing is fucking dumb for shows that are definitely not going to sell out...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 20,2005 10:31pm
19+ is weird. Why not just 18+? Does this place ever do all ages?



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 21,2005 10:09pm
bump for my question



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Apr 21,2005 10:15pm
hopefully i will remember to ask john tomorrow and one of us will let you know.

as for the 19 plus thing, "no high school drama"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 21,2005 10:36pm
Ah, makes sense.

Get back to me about the June 10th show, fuckbag.



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Apr 21,2005 10:41pm
if i wasnt such a forgetful bastard i would have already asked everybody and gotten back to you, but....



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 21,2005 10:43pm
That's it, I'm strangling the puppy.



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 22,2005 6:09pm
Dissector said:
I want stickers and demo.

I can't get off work that day. I get out at 6:45, I should be able to make it, what time do we go on?



i'd say 8:30 or 9. I'll let you definantly soon...



toggletoggle post by strep_cunt  at Apr 23,2005 6:39pm
bump for orgy trip



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 24,2005 12:34pm
i got an e-mail today saying that the owner cancelled this show. no reason was given. i left a message for the booking guy so hopefully he calls me back today so i can figure this shit out. He said he is trying to get Evo's (which is right down the street) for the same date. I'll let you know as soon as i know....



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 24,2005 12:37pm
What the fuuuuck



toggletoggle post by Strep_Cunt  at Apr 24,2005 2:36pm
fuck. if you could, mail me at cryostasium@gmail.com as soon as you know what's up. I hate Evo's.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 25,2005 9:51pm
Anything?



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Apr 25,2005 10:14pm
PLEASE POST MORE POOP PICTURES

(HOT)




toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 25,2005 10:25pm
i talked to the booking guy today. he said the show was cancelled because the owner is mad that not enough people have been coming to the shows he's been booking. I think he may not work there anymore. anyway, evo's is booked for friday, so my last course of action is to talk to the owner himself and politely tell him how unprofessional it is to cancel a show 5 days before its supposed to happen. I went there today but he wasn't in. I left a message with the bartender guy to have him call me. He hasn't called back, so I will go there again tomorrow after work. I'd say there is a 95% chance of cancellation here, but i figure i can give it a shot by talking to the owner. I'll let everyone know tomorrow...

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Apr 25,2005 10:26pm
eat 2 cans of spinach and he'll most definetly reconsider!!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 25,2005 10:28pm



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 25,2005 10:40pm
Fuckshit! This show was so bad ass. The only band on here we've ever played with is Abhorred I was really looking forward to palying with all thee new bands for us. Fuuuck!



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Apr 26,2005 2:11am
Fucking hell...



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Apr 26,2005 10:04pm
so john tried to go and talk to the owner again, the owner wasnt there, john was told he would hear back from him by 5:30 today, and still no call at the moment.

he'll have a final answer by 5:00 tomorrow. it aint lookin pretty though.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Apr 26,2005 10:12pm
Aw fuck. Think it can be reschedualed and moved to another place?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 26,2005 10:19pm
It's probably too close to the date to reschedule. I'm sure everywhere else already has something going on for a friday night. Such bullshit.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Apr 26,2005 10:20pm
more than likely not, but i really dont know the whole of the situation.

john will cover all the bases with you guys and everyone else tomorrow, i'm sure



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 26,2005 10:40pm
not to be an ass but you can come hang out with at the Library show if nothing pulls together !



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 27,2005 5:44pm
FUCK ME,
After getting no help from the booking guy and no call back after 5 tries from the owner, i give up trying to get this show back on. Especially where it is Wednesday and the show is Friday. I tried to move it to Evo's but they are booked.
Basically the only answer i got for the show being cancelled is that the booking guy's shows weren't drawing well enough to appease the owner, and he isn't booking there anymore. This apparently was the only show that he had left on the calendar, and the owner decided that instead of letting the show go on and getting people into the club (between Watchmaker's draw and the chelmsford/lowell townies that would have come, not to mention all the flyers i handed out, this show could have easily drawn 75-100 people), he would just close the club instead.
I feel bad for the people i gave to flyers to at Kreator, Cryptopsy and other places who don't check this board that will show up anyway. But it will be ironic when he sees all the people that show up to the show that he cancelled because "not enough people would show up".
Sorry to everyone who was playing/coming to this show. Apparently I should leave the show booking to others...



toggletoggle post by BSV at Apr 27,2005 5:57pm
Appease, nice choice of words.



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Apr 28,2005 5:24pm
when i get angry, i speak eloquently



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