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returntothepit >> discuss >> how do i ask shattered liz out on a date??? by anonymous on Mar 31,2005 9:12pm
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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 31,2005 9:12pm
she doesnt know nervous

toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 31,2005 9:22pm
um.. get her drunk?
though, judging by your ip... that ain't going to happen.

toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 31,2005 9:23pm
hahaha, the reverend is dashing someone's hopes and dreams.

toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Mar 31,2005 9:25pm
One time I glared at Liz from across the room. Then I caught her eye and did a quick "come over here" motion with my hand.

She came over and I said "give me your number" and she did.

This never happened. I got nothing for you dude.

toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 31,2005 9:29pm
good luck, whoever you are

toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Mar 31,2005 9:34pm
do i have a better chance with shattered liz than anonymous almighty reverend? he said himself she doesnt know him.....

toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Mar 31,2005 9:35pm
p.s. whos shattered liz?

toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 31,2005 9:50pm
you say "hey Liz, can i take you out on a date?" or something to that effect.

toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 31,2005 9:54pm
succbus can back me up on this one...
nothing is currently dead in beantown with out shattered liz

toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 31,2005 9:56pm
i asked her out and she threw a rock at me, or wait did i throw one at her....i forget !

toggletoggle post by Al Ravage at Mar 31,2005 9:56pm
Unless you are "The Phantom of Obriens" (and live in that nasty little alcove they call a band room), it would probably help to not conceal your identity... unless of course you have been horribly scarred by a splash of photographic acid... or in the case of obriens, a splash of PBR.

toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 31,2005 10:21pm
if my other idea doesn't work, kidnap her family and threaten to kill them if she doesn't fall in love with you instantly. If it doesn't work, you did it wrong.

toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 31,2005 11:14pm
liz and i <3 each other

toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Mar 31,2005 11:59pm
i think i'll ask liz out on a date.

liz, would you like to go out on a date with me? how 'bout o'briens...tomorrow night...i'll buy you a drink. ;)

toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Apr 1,2005 1:52am
Liz is mine. She loves me only. You fools have no chance. She visits me at work.

toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 1,2005 2:11am
You work in a Bakery or a Brewery?!

toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 1,2005 2:53am
hit her with a club and throw her over your shoulder... seems to work

toggletoggle post by menstral thirst at Apr 1,2005 7:37am
anybody got pictures of her???

toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 1,2005 7:43am
You don't ask Liz, she tells you. Liz takes what she wants.

toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Apr 1,2005 8:07am
Awww, I'm blushing...

Oh, and Kelly, it's a date! See you tonight!

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