OK, so I'm a chic...get that out of the way first. I'm moving to Mass the first of August. Plan on tending bar for starters, but have always been interested in being a roadie...don't ask, I don't know. Anyway, just wondering if there were any musicians out there who could use a beer wench, equip hauler, etc. for shows. Don't know what other details you need, so feel free if you're interested to ask.

isn't that what girlfriends are for?
plus, with girlfriends you can have sex with them afterwards.

she's HOT...i'm sure they'd want more from her than hauling equipment..

Shading The End needs a roadie for our cross country tour with Narcissistic Disembowlement(ex dyingfetus/ex charles bronson), The Autumn Process, For.Where.Would.We.Be.(current members of xAsTheEndx), and NO(ex vomitted cavities).
Pay would be minimal, but you'd be joining us as well for our European and Japan tours with Scattered Remnents, GUT, Prothetic Disclosure, and a briefly reformed Orchid.

contact AIM: lymphaticdeath for details.

http://www.listen.to/shadingtheend

we always need help with moving our stuff if you really wanna help us move our shit thats fine by me
dismalbio@yahoo.com

You should set up a bidding war, I think 10 out of 10 bands on here wouldn't mind an extra lady following them around.

haha, I can use a roadie for my label who helps carry my distro around for me, and drives me to shows.
i can give you free CD's and introduce you to all the cool people

C'mon now Joe, you just want to dress her up like the bass player from the Acacia Strain and oogle. Admit it.

oh yeah, i forgot that part of the job
but I will buy you the outfit

This may very well be the oddest post EVER.

just think of joe going to party-rama and asking for a kerri-suit

i just hear a rumor that she dates some asshole from that band unearth
how disapointing

To JOE/Not common
i want to say that i talked to her and i umm...well...may have mentioned that you talked about her online....and you know what she told me?

Tell him to come up to me at a show and say hello...so just do it dude, she's really nice!..if she has a boyfriend...well at least you tried (i am serious..ask the Rev, he was there too)

ok back to the topic of this post..my friend freepeltier is serious and really wants to do this..ok enough from me..i've inhaled too many toxic fumes and am feeling sick :(

haha,
i would talk to her if her band started playing with bands I go to see
but they dont and probably never will, other then a show I was at, but I didn't really pay attention to them because my friend Mark was ready to start fighting some kids who spilled water all over him

i was looking for this roadie girl to help carry my distro, but the Rev told me how she wont be around for 40 more days

so she comes in august?...she wouldnt last long with a criminal minded band like us. we go to jail, or just dont show up sober. but good luck with any of the other bands that pick her up.

joshua, and the flats
www.shallowsandflats.com