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returntothepit >> discuss >> being in a band is awesome... by RustedAngel on Feb 7,2005 8:34pm
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toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 7,2005 8:34pm
"From : rachel santoro <xrachelhatesuall@yahoo.com>
Sent : Monday, February 7, 2005 7:44 PM
To: band@porphyria666.com
Subject: hey

u guys are so fucking hot love the music to .. .. id
fuck u for hours.. toodles..
Rachel"


hahaha, hours huh?



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 7,2005 8:42pm
im too fat to get emails like that



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 7,2005 8:44pm edited Feb 7,2005 8:44pm
running a website rocks!

Dudes,

I met all of you at the Rock Hall this past summer, at the Summer Concert in the City Series...You were great. I wanted to attend your CD release party at Peabody's but, I was out of town. I do however, want to get a copy of you CD. So, if you will send me the information, I'll get it done.

Thanx.


cause people always think I'm in one of the bands that I've shot.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 7,2005 8:45pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 7,2005 8:50pm
RustedAngel said:
"From : rachel santoro <xrachelhatesuall@yahoo.com>
Sent : Monday, February 7, 2005 7:44 PM
To: band@porphyria666.com
Subject: hey

u guys are so fucking hot love the music to .. .. id
fuck u for hours.. toodles..
Rachel"


hahaha, hours huh?


hahahaha
here she is!
http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com/users/users.php?id=68874#pictures

oh and here's a guy she wants to do too
http://www.wouldyouhitthis.com/users/php?id=9917





toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Feb 7,2005 8:56pm
id go for it



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Feb 7,2005 9:18pm
whores rule.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Feb 7,2005 9:34pm
Josh_hates_you said:
whores rule.


i gotta agree, it's what makes the world go round !



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Feb 7,2005 10:14pm
spalding, you should just tell people your the clown from slipknot



toggletoggle post by El Justin at Feb 7,2005 10:20pm
being in a band with songs called "cock blister" gets me no tang. period.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 7,2005 10:23pm
that's a great email



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Feb 8,2005 12:08am
thegreatspaldino said:
im too fat to get emails like that


Meeeee too. Also, my band is dead.



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Feb 8,2005 2:13am
whoa, this broad is from CT. theres hot metal chicks in CT?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 8,2005 8:56am
i might be starting a band, we move into a practice space march 1st, if we get along and come up with some stuff that we all like, then we will make a name and start playing shows in the summer.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Feb 8,2005 11:55am
joe is gonna get his dick sucked..............by a girl..............



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:03pm
i dont think ive been laid yet for being in a band



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:04pm
wait never mind yes i have. i forgot im in HOV too.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:04pm
I was just thinking about shows ive played with esuriem



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:06pm
wait no, ive gotten laid after shows with esuriem. i mstoned at work and dont know what im talking about. regardless it doesnt happen very often which is probably a good thing because band sluts are usually gross



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:10pm
my chances of getting laid after a show are slim to none when 3/4 of the shows we play are 21+.

most self respecting women wont have sex with a kid with x's on his hands sitting in the corner drinking soda.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:11pm
KillerKadoogan said:
my chances of getting laid after a show are slim to none when 3/4 of the shows we play are 21+.

most self respecting women wont have sex with a kid with x's on his hands sitting in the corner drinking soda.


thats not true at all. i fucked lots of older women when i was underage and it was usually them that started it.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:12pm
well maybe i'm just ugly



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:12pm
Im gonna start booking you guys on more shows with us



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:13pm
we'll get you an order of fur-burgers



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:13pm
shows that only drunken horny women will be allowed to attend



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:14pm
haha fur burgers



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:16pm
KillerKadoogan said:
most self respecting women wont have sex with a kid with x's on his hands

Exactly!! SELF RESPECTING women! Theres your problem.




toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:16pm
hahahaha good call.

i gotta aim lower than low...



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:18pm
Thats cool just make sure you wouldnt mind waking up mext to them



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Feb 8,2005 12:18pm
Wait til you're on tour and one of you has to fuck a fat chick for a place to crash.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 12:19pm
oh shit...and then the bed breaks



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:20pm
this is where i draw the line:




toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2005 12:21pm
i'm all for banging fat chicks, whether they give me a bed or not

thick chick mania, dude



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Feb 8,2005 1:31pm
how the fuck did you get a picture of my girlfriend???



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Feb 8,2005 3:20pm
that was a dude.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Feb 8,2005 5:27pm
KillerKadoogan said:
i'm all for banging fat chicks, whether they give me a bed or not

thick chick mania, dude


yes my son, you have learned wisely.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Feb 8,2005 6:19pm
AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i see there is now another in the club.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 22,2005 9:01am
hi



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