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New site? Maybe some day.
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"From : rachel santoro <xrachelhatesuall@yahoo.com>
Sent : Monday, February 7, 2005 7:44 PM
To: band@porphyria666.com
Subject: hey
u guys are so fucking hot love the music to .. .. id
fuck u for hours.. toodles..
Rachel"
hahaha, hours huh? |
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im too fat to get emails like that
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running a website rocks!
Dudes,
I met all of you at the Rock Hall this past summer, at the Summer Concert in the City Series...You were great. I wanted to attend your CD release party at Peabody's but, I was out of town. I do however, want to get a copy of you CD. So, if you will send me the information, I'll get it done.
Thanx.
cause people always think I'm in one of the bands that I've shot. |
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Josh_hates_you said:
i gotta agree, it's what makes the world go round ! |
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spalding, you should just tell people your the clown from slipknot |
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being in a band with songs called "cock blister" gets me no tang. period. |
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thegreatspaldino said: im too fat to get emails like that
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Meeeee too. Also, my band is dead. |
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whoa, this broad is from CT. theres hot metal chicks in CT? |
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i might be starting a band, we move into a practice space march 1st, if we get along and come up with some stuff that we all like, then we will make a name and start playing shows in the summer. |
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joe is gonna get his dick sucked..............by a girl.............. |
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i dont think ive been laid yet for being in a band |
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wait never mind yes i have. i forgot im in HOV too. |
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I was just thinking about shows ive played with esuriem |
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wait no, ive gotten laid after shows with esuriem. i mstoned at work and dont know what im talking about. regardless it doesnt happen very often which is probably a good thing because band sluts are usually gross |
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my chances of getting laid after a show are slim to none when 3/4 of the shows we play are 21+.
most self respecting women wont have sex with a kid with x's on his hands sitting in the corner drinking soda. |
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KillerKadoogan said: my chances of getting laid after a show are slim to none when 3/4 of the shows we play are 21+.
most self respecting women wont have sex with a kid with x's on his hands sitting in the corner drinking soda. |
thats not true at all. i fucked lots of older women when i was underage and it was usually them that started it.
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Im gonna start booking you guys on more shows with us |
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we'll get you an order of fur-burgers |
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shows that only drunken horny women will be allowed to attend |
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KillerKadoogan said: most self respecting women wont have sex with a kid with x's on his hands |
Exactly!! SELF RESPECTING women! Theres your problem.
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hahahaha good call.
i gotta aim lower than low... |
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Thats cool just make sure you wouldnt mind waking up mext to them |
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Wait til you're on tour and one of you has to fuck a fat chick for a place to crash.
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oh shit...and then the bed breaks |
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this is where i draw the line:
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i'm all for banging fat chicks, whether they give me a bed or not
thick chick mania, dude |
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how the fuck did you get a picture of my girlfriend??? |
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KillerKadoogan said: i'm all for banging fat chicks, whether they give me a bed or not
thick chick mania, dude |
yes my son, you have learned wisely. |
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AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i see there is now another in the club. |
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