OK so heres what you do...
Type in your arch nemesis' phone number in the number box, then when you read "hello" on the screen, begin typing something that you are a deaf person and fucking scare the shit out of them by telling them you know all about them and other funny stuff.
WHY is this funny? its funny because the operator who is reading the text you submit has to read in a completely monotone voice, even if you say something like "ass hemmheroid cluster nutsack gutlumber burger" to the person on the other line. I have done this before...priceless.
