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returntothepit >> discuss >> who would play Quorthon in a biopic? by litacore on Jan 31,2005 10:17am
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toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 10:17am edited Jan 31,2005 11:28am




Edward Norton.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 31,2005 10:18am
good call



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 10:19am
yeah, a real Afterschool Special

BORN FOR BURNING!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 10:26am


haha, this may take a multi-million dollar salary, to get him to pose like this

who would play Vvornth?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 31,2005 10:33am
litacore said:


haha, this may take a multi-million dollar salary, to get him to pose like this

who would play Vvornth?


I dont know, if he's willing to get fucked in the ass by a bunch of nazis then i dont really see him having a problem wearing that outfit.




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 10:36am
that movie is brutal

so is DEATH TO SMOOCHY



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 31,2005 11:13am
a biopic on quorthon would be great, just the very idea of it



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Jan 31,2005 11:26am
Hey they could be twins seperated at birth,wow they look so alike in the face



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 2:52pm
HAMMERHEART!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 31,2005 2:55pm
That would make a great film title

Also, who else would come up with a thread like this but larissa?

Awesome



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 31,2005 3:01pm
So who'd play T.G.Warrior?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 31,2005 3:03pm
tom cruise



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 31,2005 3:06pm
Yea i was just thinking hollywood would get ahold of the script and cast leonardo decaprio or something



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 31,2005 3:08pm
Yeah, it wouldn't matter if they even bore the faintest resemblance, if they wanna get the dumb teenage girl contingent to go see it they'll cast orlando bloom



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 3:21pm
hahaha, I can just see the appeal!

wean teenage America off those songs like "Oops I did it again" and have the clouds part as the teenyboppers first hear "Equimanthorn"

hahaha, it's a funny fuckin' image, why aren't you fucks laughing?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 3:22pm edited Jan 31,2005 3:23pm
Christraper said:
So who'd play T.G.Warrior?


Courtney Love
(for the Cold Lake era)



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 31,2005 3:23pm
im laughing on the inside but the reality of the situation kind of horrifies me



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 31,2005 3:25pm edited Jan 31,2005 3:26pm


I'll get right to work on the screenplay!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 31,2005 6:36pm
Wow, that's a crazy resemblance.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 2,2005 2:49pm
look at the range of roles Edward Norton has done--shit, maybe he WOULD do it!

gotta get an agent, haha!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Aug 2,2005 4:43pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quorthon

wow, these guys cover EVERYTHING



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Aug 2,2005 4:47pm
the majority of that article is speculating his name. they barely mention he was a musician



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 2,2005 4:54pm







ehh? ehhh?



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Aug 2,2005 5:06pm
Mirror, mirror on the wall
I'm the fastest of them all!!!



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