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Hillel Slovak.

i think the question everyone should be asking right now, is why didnt he just pour the beer on the snow instead?

Because beer isn't all warm and doesn't smell as good as piss.

yeah, and why waste beer when you can get fucked up

very good point humanbonedeathmachine. i mean shit if the plan doesn't work, at least he'll freeze to death while wasted. plus piss is steaming hot when it comes out of your ding dong. the beer itself could have been mildly warm at the most.

wow, that is the coolest news i have ever heard, that guy is the coolest!, thanks!

he needed to drink the beer in case he had to piss his way to safety again