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returntothepit >> discuss >> Help! I need some a Promo! by the_reverend on Jun 10,2003 2:22pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2003 2:22pm
ok, on my radio station, there are promotional ads that are read randomly through out the schedule. I've had the same one for two years now.
I need to get across
1) the show is return to the pit
2) it's 12-2am on monday night (tuesday morning)
3) the type of music I play
the last one was something like "WUNH has released RETURNTOTHEPIT ver. 2.0 with 20% more grind and advanced useage of the word 'core. Please report all bugs to www.returntothepit.com" or something dumb like that.
anyone?



toggletoggle post by deodiummortis  at Jun 10,2003 2:32pm
Say something about how listening will get you higher wages from your job and make you appear more appealing to the opposite sex. And pancakes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 16,2003 6:24pm
this is the old "retired" one:
WUNH has released Return To ThePit ver 5.0. This marvel of aggressive metal and hardcore music is on Tuesday Mornings 12-2am. Version 5.0 Boasts 32% more grind, 14% more death, 8% more metal and enhanced use of the word "core." Return to the Pit, Tuesday 12 to 2am, now 98% perfect. Report bugs to www.returntothepit.com



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 17,2003 1:15pm
this should be the ad "Return to the Pit monday nights from 12am-2am... the most brutal music since Happy Days and even more underground than Viking Crown... tune in or God AND Satan will defecate on your face and call you Bertha... fo shizzle muh nizzle" and you need to have one of those announcer guy voices too... that would be da heezy fo sheezy, neezy



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 21,2005 7:07pm
this aaron?



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Mar 21,2005 7:10pm
i used to do all the promo spots for my college station



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Mar 21,2005 7:10pm
ps- i thought that said porno at first



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 21,2005 7:13pm
I wrote a new one... the one in on now is funny.
I'll type it later



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 21,2005 7:20pm
i can type it now

it's really awesome



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Mar 21,2005 7:27pm
being a pirate is great. one i used on my pirate FM:

"is your shithead of a spoiled kid getting too out of hand?" (little brothers voice in the background screaming for candy)
"haul off and smack the little fucker"
"this public service announcement brought to you by radio phlegm 101.7 FM"



toggletoggle post by Todd_Bombshelter  at Mar 21,2005 8:54pm
"Listen to Return to the Pit on WUNH,and you too can be a cool as Joe Christianni"


"The rev's show is off the hook,yo. "
" Me and my skank ass girl, listen to WUNH ,While chillin with a 40,and talkin about our day at the walpole mall"

------ Joe Christianni



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Mar 21,2005 9:45pm
say you play music w/ breakdowns, because breakdowns are so hot right now....breakdowns. then have a guy in the background go "chugga chugga weeeeeee dum dum dum chugga chugga weeeeee"



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Mar 21,2005 9:56pm
"radio phlegm: making floors cry in the greater stafford area since 1999"



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Mar 22,2005 1:23pm
"your one stop shop for blasphemy, pestilance, and war. radio phlegm 101.7"



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