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I you got my vote arrr

i thought they were called "The Naked Old Men"

I thought they were called the Naked Douche Kings

As author of this petition, I must note that the same band appearing under a different name would be acceptable.

Joe/NotCommon said:

That's more like it.

dirty sheep fuckers

Maybe The Old Men would want to play the benefit next week then we can have a huge party at my house after the show (that would give me 1 week to let the neighboors know about it).
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I can ask those guys, but I think they both have to work.
I'll talk to them tonight and let you know.

We are also looking to book a north american nursing home tour if anyone can help. We will close all the shows with a cover of nursing home blues by DRI.

THere's a nursing home not far from my house, I might be able to get you in...considering your old age I don't think this is going to be an issue.

HAHA, I guess I set myself up for that one.

Yes you did, you're loosing it.

the OLD MEN will be playing this show!!!
turn up those hearing aids.

fuckin a. i suck for missing this. suck suck suck suck.

This is going to be fun...are you guys going to do Domestic Prison? We can have a contest...booze is the price.

what kind of contest?
and yes, john you "SUCK"

I don't care I just want the prize (sp?)

Any ideas for a better name? Haha...

no, i came up with EXHAUSTED, but tony didn't like it. we'll never agree on a name so it will continue to be the OLD MEN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
I personally liked EXHAUSTED.

how bout... COLOSTOMY

How about FUCKIN TIRED?

I still like OLD MEN the best. Tony wants to get away from the whole old thing. It was his idea in the first place.

How about FUCKING RETIRED?

how about RETARDED. which is exactly where this is going.