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returntothepit >> discuss >> Who is the King Douche? by WhyamIandasshole on Dec 29,2004 10:27am
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Who is the King Douche? - usless poll
1Gene Simmons
2Glenn Danzig
3Joey Demaio
4Yngwie Malmsteen
5Dave Mustaine
no vote


toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Dec 29,2004 10:27am






I dont know if I can choose.




toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Dec 29,2004 10:31am
danzig by far.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 29,2004 10:34am
I voted yngwie



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 29,2004 10:37am
simmons.



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Dec 29,2004 10:40am
Gene Simmons is an asshole...but he's my idol as well so he didn't get the vote. have to say Yngwie Malmsteen. Yngwie, theres only one Ritchie Blackmore and you certainly ain't it!!



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Dec 29,2004 10:44am
...although I can think of one person in this scene who probably thinks I am King Douche....OK maybe more than one person....



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 29,2004 10:45am
malmsteen isn't an asshole. he's a sick player. watch or even listen to his dvd/cd with the japan orchestra and you'll shit your pants and forget about him being an asshole.

simmons is purley an asshole. a rich asshole at that and he's not even a good bass player.



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Dec 29,2004 10:47am
I had to give the vote to Joey Dimaio. If you've ever seen an interview with that guy, you would too.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 29,2004 10:54am
yngwie is a douche but I still listen to rising force.. he is a sick guitarist.. but he has the biggest ego on the planet



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Dec 29,2004 10:58am
This poll has nothing to do with talent, this has to do with pure douchebaggary.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 29,2004 11:01am
yngwie is good, so he has a right to be somewhat of a douchebag.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 29,2004 11:07am
The keyword there is SOMEWHAT, and I think its safe to say he exceeds that boundary .. but then, I have never met him, so maybe he is actually a cool, down to earth guy.... HA HA HA HA HA HA



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 29,2004 11:13am
yeah you've never met him, you've only heard the sound clip of 'you've released the fucking fury.'

hahahaha.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Dec 29,2004 11:15am
Joey DeMaio. Watch any Manowar interview or video and you'll see why, absolute douchebag.

Thats a pretty sassy pic of Dave though.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 29,2004 11:20am
I think it was "unleashed the fooking fury" if I recall, but yeah... Its funny shit in either case

"sassy pic of dave" hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Dec 29,2004 11:31am
paganmegan said:
I think it was "unleashed the fooking fury" if I recall, but yeah... Its funny shit in either case



that clip is hillarious!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 29,2004 11:33am
yngwie is fat and pompous and great for a laugh



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Dec 29,2004 11:45am
i saw yngwie back in the early 80's when he opened for ac/dc at boston garden. he was pretty amazing, even though he is a dick.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 29,2004 11:53am
He is the king of the sweep arpeggio



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 29,2004 11:53am
and of jelly donuts



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Dec 29,2004 11:57am
Me fuckface. I've used that nickname for 8 years now.



toggletoggle post by danger  at Dec 29,2004 12:14pm
gene simmons is king douche,he is a rich arrogant basterd who will try to make money off everything he possibly can, and he sued king diamond for having the "similar" make-up. what a fag.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 29,2004 12:56pm
glen is my vote... did you seeit when he got knocked out..??



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Dec 29,2004 1:40pm
that was priceless.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Dec 29,2004 1:51pm
I demand Paul Stanley be added to that list.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 29,2004 1:52pm
Mark Kevorkian is definately King Douche



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Dec 29,2004 1:57pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Mark Kevorkian is definately King Douche


Thank You



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Dec 29,2004 1:59pm
If this thread was "Who is King Queen?"

XmikeX said:
I demand Paul Stanley be added to that list.





toggletoggle post by malettey  at Dec 29,2004 2:01pm
i think i'll go with gene simmons. his band sucks, he looks dumb in his kiss makeup, he looks even dumber without it, he's filthy rich from selling useless crap with his gay kiss logo on it, and he's old and ugly and has sex with more women than me. what a douchebag.



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Dec 29,2004 2:06pm
I really should've add Lars to this. I think he would've been a runaway favorite.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 29,2004 2:08pm
Danzig got my vote. Seeing him get decked was a moment to live for.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 29,2004 2:30pm
hmmmm. I went with Yngwie because he's the most foreign out of all of them. UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Dec 29,2004 3:27pm
MarkKevorkian said:
Me fuckface. I've used that nickname for 8 years now.



its true. i thought everyone knew mark was the king.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 29,2004 5:26pm
how come my names not in that poll?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 29,2004 6:41pm
KeithMutiny said:
how come my names not in that poll?


because you aren't Mark Kevorkian



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Dec 29,2004 6:46pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
KeithMutiny said:
how come my names not in that poll?


because you aren't Mark Kevorkian


Thank You



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Dec 29,2004 6:48pm
who?



toggletoggle post by Lincoln at Dec 29,2004 8:18pm
WhyamIandasshole said:
This poll has nothing to do with talent, this has to do with pure douchebaggary.


.......then I suppose I vote Gene Simmons...he really is a douche.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Dec 29,2004 11:06pm
oh man i hate gene simmons so much, just thinking about Kiss gets me in a rampage



toggletoggle post by danger  at Dec 30,2004 12:18pm
danzig should not be on that list,yeah he can be a dick, but only to people who are rude to him, give respect get respect yeah he got knocked out or whatever but he is like fifty yrs. old man give him a break plus hes still rockin out better than ozzy or something and hes not a sellout



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 30,2004 1:17pm
Abbath said:
oh man i hate gene simmons so much, just thinking about Kiss gets me in a rampage


thats the gayest thing ive ever heard. kiss rules.



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Dec 30,2004 1:23pm
you wanted the best and you got it, the hottest band in the world KISS!



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Dec 30,2004 2:33pm
i wouldnt put dave into this list, he did infact beat up metallica which puts him slightly above douchey in my book



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 30,2004 2:40pm
WhyamIandasshole said:




Why does he look like the fat one from Heart?




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 30,2004 2:41pm
haha he really does look like ann wilson



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 30,2004 2:49pm
All of them.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 30,2004 2:58pm
I voted Gene Simmons mainly because of the King Diamond episode but hes an asshole for a great many other reasons as well.

Yngwie would be second on my list. I know two people whove hung out with him backstage and i can guarantee you just about any one of us would take a swing at him from the stories ive heard about that asshole. Hes very good at what he does but i get bored with his playing after awhile. He tends to repeat himself.

Joeys third. Everyones right. Watch any Manowar interview OR see them live. However ive heard that hes pretty cool to his fans which i think is very human of him. Hes still a moron though.

Danig.....well he just takes the satanic bible WAY too seriously. Enough said. Hes fourth.

Dave rules or he did at least. I still worship him as a guitarist and still listen to their first four albums all the time. Yes hes a douchebag but i think he deserves to be one more than anyone else on the list because he definitely caught the most shit back in the day. And just the fact that he was on enough drugs to kill an elephant and still managed to kick the shit out of Metallica both physically and musically says something.




toggletoggle post by hybrid   at Dec 31,2004 3:16am
my favorite part of the danzig getting knocked out video was when everyone starts cheering very assuringly for danzig to kick the guys ass and then he gets knocked the fuck out.



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