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returntothepit >> discuss >> If you could be any disease, what disease would you be and why? by the_reverend on Dec 3,2004 12:14pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 3,2004 12:14pm
be creative.

I would be Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), or Mad Cow disease... in humans, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD)

I, like this site, would quickly rot your brain.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 12:17pm
you just want to kill me for eating meat



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 12:17pm
I would be AIDS, so i can get passed around during sex.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 12:17pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 12:18pm
I would be the flesh-eating disease from "Cabin Fever"



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 3,2004 12:22pm edited Dec 3,2004 1:13pm
I'd have to say ebola. I don't think I'd ever get tired of turning intestines into goo. And if I did, I could let the goo dry a little and use it to make sculptures or something.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 12:22pm
litacore said:
I would be the flesh-eating disease from "Cabin Fever"


that movie ruled!



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Dec 3,2004 12:24pm
vaginitis. i've always wanted a frothy green discharge coming out of my vagina, just a fantasy of mine



toggletoggle post by korpse at Dec 3,2004 12:25pm
I'd be AIDS for a different reason. it rids the earth of the most "useless" human beings.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 12:26pm
korpse said:
I'd be AIDS for a different reason. it rids the earth of the most "useless" human beings.


I know what you mean and thats why I worship AIDS as my god.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 3,2004 12:48pm
I heard there is a vacine for you two



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 12:50pm
I want to be leprosy, because it has always been my dream to cause people's limbs, face and skin to just rot away and leave nothing but a corpse like being on the edge of death, forever scorned



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 12:52pm
but then Jesus will cure the world of you Megan.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 3,2004 12:56pm
does insanity count? that'd be uber fun



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 12:58pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
but then Jesus will cure the world of you Megan.


Well, that is bound to happen one day anyways... Jesus told me he was waiting for the right time to cure the world of me



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 3,2004 12:58pm
crohn's disease



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Dec 3,2004 1:04pm
succubus said:
crohn's disease


you didn't say why

=)




toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 3,2004 1:04pm
so you could forever destroy glassjaw?



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Dec 3,2004 1:05pm
I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 3,2004 1:05pm
no..
someone in my family had it..

and i would be it so that i could say what caused it so they could come up with a cure

yay....go me



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 3,2004 1:05pm
on second thought: spastic colon! the world would shit at my command



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:06pm
hahaha spastic colon, I wish i had thought of that... thats the best name for a disease



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:07pm
korpse-l- said:
I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time?


haha thats so true.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 3,2004 1:07pm
aww im sorry



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 3,2004 1:08pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
korpse-l- said:
I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time?


haha thats so true.



it's because (the boys anyhow) tend to play with their pee pee's ALL THE TIME

damn..assisting a teacher in a special ed class you really had to watch where their hands were...



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Dec 3,2004 1:11pm
they have "mongo strength" too. they're stong lil'bastards. don't ask me how i know. i never faught a retard before, i swear.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:12pm
I got hit by a retard once, it hurt pretty bad.



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 3,2004 1:18pm
succubus said:>>


it's because (the boys anyhow) tend to play with their pee pee's ALL THE TIME

damn..assisting a teacher in a special ed class you really had to watch where their hands were...
>>

so true! At the pool where I worked, the special ed kids were often playing with themselves or grabbing a teacher's boobs. of course, nobody could really get mad at them... so yes, the ideal condition for Joe.

also: www.tard-blog.com

not sure if it's true but pretty damn funny





toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:19pm
dysentery



toggletoggle post by korpse-l- at Dec 3,2004 1:20pm
what's better than being happy all the time, grabbing boobs, playing with yourself, and having tard strength.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:20pm
yum, dysentery this is the best lunchtime thread



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:25pm



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:35pm
delicious



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 3,2004 1:35pm
Herpes because I would never go away and could keep coming back to make my Host miserable.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:35pm
i figured i'd make your lunch that much less appetizing



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:36pm
herpes and girlfriends sound like the same thing.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:36pm
assuck said:
i figured i'd make your lunch that much less appetizing



nah, it makes it all the more appetizing I eat dysentery for breakfast



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:37pm
paganmegan said:


nah, it makes it all the more appetizing I eat dysentery for breakfast



oooh, we have something in common



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 3,2004 1:38pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
herpes and girlfriends sound like the same thing.




HAHAHA.....then it sounds like I already have the potential of being a disease!



toggletoggle post by silky  at Dec 4,2004 1:18am
I would be elephantitis of the genitals for obvious reasons.



toggletoggle post by MindsMirrors at Apr 28,2005 10:36pm
I'd be infantile Diabetes.

Because I fucking hate kids.



toggletoggle post by th3rdknuckle at Apr 28,2005 11:15pm
i'd be SCHIZOPHRENIA

What?

Who said that?

Oh, you again!

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT



toggletoggle post by ArmageddAnne   at Apr 29,2005 1:49am
Black plague



toggletoggle post by ArmageddAnne   at Apr 29,2005 1:49am
why?

EXTINCTION OF MANKIND



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