Jesus is our lord and savior.

Jesus died for our sins.

Because of Jesus' overwhelming love for all mankind, he has allowed us a pathway to heaven by giving our hearts to him. He has cleansed us of all sin by way of his death, and we need only accept Jesus to gain this everlasting life.

The Bible is the full account and word of Our Lord, Jesus H. Christ. It is through the Bible that we may understand the teachings of Our Lord.

hail satan.

but can he cook?

I can

yeah but can you bake?

i have a belly button

what can i say? jesus was a good dude. god damn christians ruining everything for him

and here i thought you were going to say t.o.s. broke up, what a let down!

Jesus is my bitch.

it always has seemed weird to me that christians chose for the symbol of their religion, the means through which their god/idol/prophet was tortured. Talk about morbid... revering a sadistic form of capitol punishment. Its like running around with a noose or needle or electric chair around ones neck .. and then saying " boy what a great person I am time to bake cookies and think about jesus bleeding on the cross". Weird

it's because the cross is a symbol of their salvation

saved by death and misery, yes

I am your saviour, tonight in the ladies bathroom during kataklysm

Joe how are you going to pass in the ladies loo?

with a level 7 invisibility spell

ayin said:

i can make a damn good grilled cheese, i tell you what

hahaha

loo is a great word

just another case of me trying to talk British

next you'll be eating tea and crumpets and drinking your jonnie walker red with your pinky out

hahahaha! fuck yeah!

all elegantly british

I am racist against the British, except for Gang of Four.

england is weird. they "circle mosh."

England rules! Thats my favorite place to visit so far. Grey skies all year round, never gets hot, everythings old as dirt and very nicely preserved, and theres woods, lots of woods, and really cute girls who love blonde metalheads from the US for some reason. Id move there but its too fuckin expensive.

if you sell your body to japanese businessman i bet you could afford it

hahaha i dont know if the "christraper bukkake bash" video would sell very well......